Gildaloo

by Bysen

Bonus Chapter

The three of them moaned and groaned on the ground. Those two girls they’d tried to mug had beaten the living crap out of them. As the first began to get up, he looked over at his two friends, one of which was clutching his balls. The other clutching his nose. And he himself had a sizable welt on the side of his face from the larger girl’s initial punch.

“Uh… I think my nose is broken…” the guy groaned as he managed to get to his feet, leaving a slightly bloody hand print on the ground as he did. He’s expected to get in a bit of a tussle with the bigger of those two but hadn’t expected the smaller girl to elbow him like that.

“Guys… guys… I can’t feel one of them. I think she popped it!” the man still on the ground holding his crotch said in a panic.

“You only HAVE one bollock Gavin…” the first guy said. “Fuckign bitch stole 90 bits from me!” he said as he looked around for his wallet. He finally found it teetering at the edge of a water drain. The side of his face was starting he heat and swell up as he walked over to it muttering “Hope the bitch is at least getting laid for playing the hero and ‘saving’ the girl from us.” knowing that if you’re attacked and you save the girl you are totally getting some that night.

He reach down for his wallet and accidently knocked it down the drain… “That’s the last time I do Gilda a favour.”

Comments

[General Winter]

So... Sequel?

[The Literary Lord]

Gilda set that up? Really?

[German Kaiserreich]

i have two things to say about this chapter one funny two with the name of gavin are the three guys a nod to team lads of achivement hunter?

[Shpoople96]

Ha, they got gypped.

[Pen Expers]

That twist!

“Fuckign bitch stole 90 bits from me!”

fuck ign

[Skunkiss]

So everybody lost and nobody got laid...
This really is a sadfic, huh?

[sniper 1232]

ehh its legal they assaulted them, self defense, and to the victors go the spoils

[Bysen]

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5037867
Two words: yes.

[German Kaiserreich]

5457935 that's one word

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

Why does that pic of Scootaloo look pregnant?
Also, I totally want to write a fic about the CMC going out for turned-twenty-one shenanigans.

[Bysen]

5595197 Every. Damn. Time!
If I just tilt her to the right slightly I think it will fix it but I don't know how to do that with MS paint...
Also go for it! I'll proof if you want.

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

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It's the bit right underneath her right elbow.

[Bysen]

5596977 Yeah, and if you rotated it clockwise slightly it would look like a flat stomach with maybe a bit of an arse.

[The Vault Tech]

5037867
Don't give him ideas.
Please.
Or more work.
He's still got to do that Button Mash shipfic.

[Bysen]

5729549 Just so you know, I already have 3 chapters of either sequel or bonus chapters written.

[The Vault Tech]

5730110
At least make it real shipping this time.