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Ch.4: She's Quite the Beast on the Battlefield522 words

Ch.4: She's Quite the Beast on the Battlefield

*POW!*

"OH-GOD!...I think you cracked my skull you jerk!"

"We're the jerk? Sorry, but we're not the ones who tried to destroy Ponyville's main source of food to just get revenge!"

"You tell her Mera!" Spike called out.

Mera then ran at Garble trying to ram him with the goat head. Garble attempted to fly but was too late because it seems his spade shaped tip of his tail was caught by the kind of tree with a root going up & back into the ground.

"What! How'd this hap..." *BAM!*

Then Garble was hit towards a bush. You know I don't recall his tail ever being caught there unless...Pinkie Pie. She finally didn't annoy me this time! BUT NEXT TIME SHE BETTER NOT DANG INTERRUPT A ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT NETX TIME! JUST LOOK AT HOW BIG MY RAGING VAIN IS! Anyway, Mera then charged towards the disoriented dragon try to tear off his scaley armor, but Garble recovered quickly and flew upwards but then hit his head on a sturdy branch, in which he fell down. Mera was still charging at Garble, so instead of flying, he ran to the left. Mera jumped to his left to block his escape.

"OH COOOOOOOOME OOOOOOOOON!!!"

"No breaks for you buddy!" Then she slapped him "OW! Also, really? I know you're female, but come-on, did you really resort to slapp..." Another slap to his face. "Quit that!"

"If it aint broke, don't fix it." Then Mera punched him in the gut.

Garble attempted to breath fire but then Mera uppercutted him causing it to blow-up in his face, or rather inside his face.

"Ah, You just gave me heartburn, and I just bit my tongue!"

"Could you please just shut-up & take your beating like a man?" Then she started beating on Garble.

"Twilight, Spike!" Applejack called.

"Me, AB, and Big Mac took care of Garble's lackeys."

"That's great." Twilight replied.

"Now come here & sit down, my wife is just about finished kicking Garble's ass."

"Ha, I'm just tiring her out! Gah, that was my fire breathing body part!"

"Yeah right!" Twilight sarcasticly said.

"You go Mera!"

"Spike, after this, we're gonna *YAY!* none-stop all night. Twilight, you may wanna soundproof the library & your ears."

They all dropped their jaws. A while later, Garble stopped twitching & blood was all over her body.

"Well, that is that, let's go home guys, we need a shower." Then she picked up Spike & walked to the trail leading to Ponyville.

"Uh thanks for inviting us to dinner." Twilight told them.

"You are welcome & try you get a good night's rest."

"Yep, I'll try my best to sleep through their screaming. Good night."

Then Spike, Twilight and Mera all headed home.

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beirirangu

beirirangu #1 · Mar 24th, 2014 · · ·

two things: 1st, there should be a catagory for crazy/ADD to take over the "comedy" tag on here... 2nd, I cared more about the idea rather than the story, and it was a good intention: have Spike date the chimera (which gave me a more plauseable idea to do it) but the story itself is muddy at its cleanest

Deadman123

Deadman123 #2 · Mar 24th, 2014 · · ·

...cool...

OmniFox

OmniFox #3 · Mar 24th, 2014 · · ·

That was kind of awesome.
Can you do one about Spike pairing up with Maud?

Max

Max #4 · Mar 25th, 2014 · 1 · ·

Okayokayokayokay... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THIS

raw19

raw19 #5 · Mar 25th, 2014 · 1 · 1 ·

........... Where's the next chapter?

linkman443

linkman443 #6 · Apr 9th, 2014 · · 1 ·

Geez Mr trazo, next thing you know you will make a Love Y. Think about it like this for example:
Twilight likes Pinkie but pinkie likes Fluttershy
Applejack likes Rarity but Rarity likes Fluttershy
But unfortuately Fluttershy likes Rainbow Dash who likes Spike.
And that my friend is what a Love Y is.

Draconian Knight