The Beginning of the End of the Beginning of the End of the End
"Are you going to glare at me for the entire trip?" Boss Twi complained. All of them were in the Time Lord Twilight's time machine, watching as the pony from Gallopfrey worked the levers and dials. Most of them were avoiding touching anything by Kinshy and Cadence couldn’t help… Kinshy because this was a new machine to play with and Cadence because she wanted to find the ‘wibbily leaver’.
"Yes," Nxy said, sticking her tongue out.
Her mother sighed. "Nyx, behave." Mama Twilight glanced over at Scootaloo and her group, then at Time Lord Twilight, pointedly ignoring her daughter who continued to scowl at the gangbangers. "Ok, so explain to me again what is going on."
“I would but I ran out of pamphlets!” Spike bemoaned.
"Oh, it is rather simple," Time Lord (TL) Twilight said. "You see, when Scootaloo here interrupted this world's dimensional..." Seeing the stares she was getting (think the same glazed look Pinkie gets when it takes to long for the glaze she uses on glazed donuts to glaze glaze glaze… mmmm, donut), the Time Lord sighed. "Its timey wimey, ok?
"The point is that if we want to send any of us home, we need to collect every single Twilight out there, get you in the same general area, and then activate a cross dimensional rift that will allowed all of us to warp back to your respective dimensions. Luckily for us, the equipment Miss Kinshy used to transport the rest of the Saints here, combined with the power of this sexy girl here..." TL Twilight rubbed her foreleg against the console, "will be able to generate such a rift. The bits of this world's Twilight that found and brought us here will be pulled from us as we enter the rift, allowing everything to be corrected! The main issue will be gathering all the Twilights but that is almost completely taken care of. All we need to do is launch a counterattack against Nightfall and the League of Evil Twilights, defeat them, and we can open the rift."
Jack stared at the Boss and smirked. "See? That's a plan!"
“Wait, who said anything about attacking evil Twilights?!?” Spike complained.
"That ‘plan’ is no different than what I said! Just... with more stuff and... things." The Boss looked at them all before letting out a huff. "I hate all of you so much."
"I think you are simplifying things a bit too much," Shining said, bandages on all four of his legs. "Every day the number of Twilights that show up is increasing. At first it was one or two but now it seems like dozens are appearing every day!"
"Oh, much more than that," TL Twilight said. "Thousands and thousands of Twilights are appearing."
"Th...thousands?" Spike stammered.
Scootaloo shook her head, trying to wrap her head around that new piece of news. "But that makes no sense... we'd be overrun if there were that many Twilights!"
"Maybe they are hiding at JCPennys!" Cadence exclaimed. "That's what I'd do if I were part of a horde of Cadences!"
"A horde of Cadences..." Chrysalis said with a shiver. "There would be no unhumped surface left in the universe."
"Silly Chryssy!" Cadence said with a laugh before giving her a dare glare. "That's already the case."
"I've already taken care of that issue," TL Twilight stated. "You see, for all of you this has been going on for a month or so... but for me it has been... well... centuries!" The others stared at her but the Time Lord merely laughed. "Ok, maybe not that much, but I have been working behind the scenes, gathering up all the Twilights and placing them someplace safe."
"Are they in the TARDIS?" Shining asked.
"No, I have them stashed somewhere safe where they can be comfy and remain out of harms way. Oh, and this isn't my TARDIS. Only I was brought through the rift, not my sexy girl. No, this is something just as good though." TL Twilight leapt forward so she was standing in front of the assembled group of ponies, changelings, griffins and baby dragons. "I give you the Time Warped In Logistical Interspaced, Generating Hyperspace Travel!"
"...we're in another Twilight, aren't we?" Gilda said dryly.
TWILIGHT fired off her cloister bell in response.
"I'm in my sister," Shining muttered. "Thank Celestia Tydal isn't here... I'd never hear the end of it!"
"This is all well and good and kinda disturbing but I'd like to know when we get to the killing things part of the evening," Rainbow Gat said.
"I'm afraid you can't kill anything, my murderous friend," TL Twilight said.
"Oh, I can kill many things," Gat replied.
"Failed to kill Shining Armor," Cadence pointed out.
"Sweetie, please don't make them think that's a challenge," Shining said nervously.
"Don't worry, Shining Armor!" Chrysalis declared. "I will protect you with my sexy body!"
Rider (aka Space Twlight) glanced at the Doctor Twilight and frowned. "What exactly would happen if one of the other Twilights was killed."
"Well, since pulling you out of your relative dimensions has caused an influence of chaostrons... I'd say that it would cause a chain reaction that would result in all of space and time collapsing. The end result would be a dimension where all ponies had more rounded noses, shaggier manes, smaller eyes, and thicker bodies. Oh, and someone named Sandy Duncan would be hanging around more... I think she replaced Derpy Hooves." TL Twi tapped a button on the console. “Here... here is what we'll all look like if that comes to pass."
"No... no god no!" Scootaloo screamed.
“BLAARRRGHHH!” Spike vomited up several rubies at the sight.
"Would there tons of merchandise and cross-promotion?" Chrysalis said nervously.
"I think there would be toys that involve brushing manes..."
Boss Twilight's eyes went wide with terror. "This is more serious than I thought." She turned to her gang. "No killing, you hear me? If one of you kill another me and I get turned into some cheesy ugly pony thing I will rip your jugular out with my fat muzzle!"
"Ok, so we are all in agreement that we need to end this now before that future becomes real?" Shining asked. When everypony nodded he set his jaw firm. "Now, the question of the hour is how we go about defeating The League of Evil Twilights."
"We could perform a power ballad with our Rainbow Rocks Guitars, only 19.99 at your local Wal-Mart!" Human Twilight offered.
The others just stared at her blankly.
"What?"
"You go stand in the corner and think about what you did wrong," TL Twilight said darkly.
"I hate her and everything about her," Spike muttered.
"I'm use to that!" Human Twilight exclaimed.
"I have a better idea," Scootaloo said. "You said the League was attacking BUTTS, right? Well..." She leaned towards them and began to quickly whisper.
The others stared at her in confusion. "All you just said was 'whisper whisper whisper' really quietly," Cadence pointed out.
"Wait, so I actually have to say something? I thought this was one of those deals where I begin to say things but then there is a screen wipe and we cut to the next scene."
"Did... did you just break the fourth wall?" Spike asked.
~Meanwhile, in Canterlot...~
"You ok, buddy?" Logic Point of the Royal Guard asked.
Wall Breaker frowned. "Sorry... I just got the oddest feeling that somepony stole my bit." He shook his head. "Anyway, where were we?"
"Being held hostage by us," Twiock said coldly, smacking Wall Breaker with one of her tentacles.
"Oh yeah..."
"Silence!" Nightfall said, her fangs gleaming as she looked over the agents of BUTTS. "You all thought you were so prepared for me, didn't you? You never imagined for a moment that while you achieved your little victories against the Changeling Twilight and the Twilight Twilight that I was gathering more allies!"
"They were quite foolish," Twibane said as she opened the cells and released Changeling and Twilight Twilights from their cells. "But now they shall see that we are far ahead of them. Canterlot will belong to us and the citizens shall happily submit to anarchy and chaos as we strip away all sense of rule."
Nightfall smiled darkly and muttered, under her breath, "At least until MY rule is established."
"Do you honestly think you are going to get away with this?" Night Light asked, glaring at the villainess that was wearing his daughter's face.
The dark mare merely laughed. "Who is going to stop me? Thanks to your security systems... and the 'help' of this new friend-" Hacker Twilight, who had been spending the last few days playing around in BUTTS's servers, glared at her captor. "-I have complete control of your building. All the heroic Twilights are securely locked up while my League of Evil Twilights now swells in numbers! With this new base of operations we will take control of this Equestria and then move on to new dimensions and new worlds till all the multiverse belongs to us!"
"You know, I've head a lot of crazy plans... but that one really takes the cake." It wasn't Night Light that spoke those words but Scootaloo, who rounded a corner and entered the main control hub of the Buerau, glaring at the wicked Nightfall.
"Oh look, you actually decided not to flee and to face me. How brave... how stupid."
"You would know about stupid, wouldn't you?" Scootaloo said with a cocky smirk. "Give up now and I might let you get off without any broken bones."
"Oh, isn't that just sweet?" Delirium said, appearing beside Nightfall wearing a replica of a fez. "I was so hoping that something interesting would happen."
Twiock nodded, her tentacles snapping in delight at the thought of taking out Scootaloo. Changeling Twilight also moved to join the group, as did Twilight Twilight (though no one really wanted to stand next to her). "We have over 100 evil Twilights who've been collected by this Bureau who stand beside us... what makes you think you have anything that could match out might?"
"Just one thing," Scootaloo said with a smile.
"And that would be?" Nightfall asked, rolling her eyes.
"A double agent."
Before Nightfall could ask what Scootaloo was getting at she was struck by a bolt of magic that sent her flying. The dark magic mare picked herself up and snarled in outrage, staring down the member of her League that had dared to fire upon her.
"What?" Twilight Twilight said blandly as Changeling Twilight shot off several more green magical blasts. "Ow."
"Traitor!" Twibane yelled. "I shall break you!"
"You're welcome to try," Changeling Twilight said. "You were all so ready to believe me to be evil... and I'll admit that the other changeling Twilight didn't help matters. But on my world, even though I am not the pony I believed myself to be, I still fight for friendship and harmony!" Her horn glowed and all the cells that Nightfall had locked up tight suddenly swung open. "I am Princess Amaryllis and in the name of the Heroic Twilights of Equestria I accept your surrender!"
Nightfall laughed, her eyes flashing as she teleported every new member of her League into the main grand room of the the Bureau. "You think you can stop me?" She demanded, flanked by Sith Twilight (complete with black armor), Twiliroth the One-Winged Pony, Twibane, Twiock, Delirium, a Twilight wearing a hockey mask and holding a machete, Drusparkle, the Mistress of Vampires, and Twilight Twilight. Behind them a mob of evil, murderous Twilights gathered, ready to inflict bloodshed and mayhem on all those that opposed them. "You think you can stop my ARMY?"
"Yeah, I think we can," Scootaloo said, moving to stand beside Princess Amaryllis and Princess Aurora, Dusk Shine, Twilimus, Zapapple, Twicora, Sparkle-san, Lantern Twi, Seafoam, Skyburst, and all the other freed Twilights. "Captain Sparkle, NOW!"
"Read you loud and clear!" Captain Sparkle said as she and Rider opened the main bay doors, revealing Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, Queen Chrysalis, Shining Armor, Lord Tydal, Spike, Discord, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, both The Doctor and Time Lord Twilight, Derpy Hooves and Dinky (who thought that the mob was waiting to use the bathroom) and the Ponyville Saints.
"Remember, you can't kill," Shining said. "But maiming is alright."
"Sweet," The Boss and Tydal said at the same time.
Twicora twirled her staff. "I wish that you could be my friend... but if we fight it will be your end."
"I'll tear you limb from limb, you magic-using degenerate!" Twiock declared.
"Thy shall fall, villains! By Celestia's Beard thy shall!" Twilight, Norse Goddess of Thunder told Twiloki, Goddess of Mischief.
"YO JOE!" Book Worm of GI Pony cried out. In response to that, the half-pony, half-timberwolf known as Were-Sparkle let out a howl and looked upon the heroic Twis, salivating at the thought of tearing into them.
"Whatever happens... stay with me," Faith said, flaring out his wings. "I'll protect you."
"I'll protect myself, thank you," Abstract Twi said with a smirk.
Twipool, who'd managed to escape her restraints, checked her guns before rolling her neck. "Oh, this is going to be fun!" Twiku, dressed in orange baggy pants, narrowed her eyes as her main suddenly stuck straight up and turned blonde, energy radiating from her now muscular form. "Very fun!" Twipool declared.
"Oh, I am going to enjoy this," Discord said, cracking his knuckles, eying up Delirium.
"Don't make me destroy you again, my old teacher," Darth Twilight told Celestia, activating her lightsaber.
“You will never claim the heart of this world, heartless!” Twiblade, wielder of the Keyblade, declared.
"We're gonna get our Twi back even if we have ta break all your legs and throw ya in a burlap sack!" Applejack shouted.
“Me curse will be lifted when I bath in yar blood!” Twilight the Dread, scourge of the Seven Seas declared, swinging her cutlass.
"ARES!" Twitos, Spartan general bellowed, swinging the Blades of Friendship.
"Mmmm... brave but foolish," Twiliroth, the one-winged pony stated, pulling out her massive katana. "And futile."
“This whole escalation is faster than Derpy Flannigan’s dog, nooch” Tee told her new hetreo-lifemate, Silent Twi.
The two armies stood eying each other up, waiting to see who would make the first move.
And then a single Twilight, dressed in ancient battle armor and with a great long sword held aloft by her magic, took a single step forward, separating herself from the rest of the Heroic Twilights. Aurora moved to stop her but caught herself and merely paused, watching as this Twilight who’d been found by the Time Lord Twilight turned back to them and smiled softly. All the Heroic Twilight’s watched Twiligorn, the one true Queen of Gondor, nodded her head.
“…for Twilight.”
And with that she charged towards Nightfall, her blade drawn. Twiley, who’d somehow managed to sneak into the main group, was the second to rush forward. With a roar the Heroic Twilights of Equestria charged, joined by the God Squad, the Elements of Harmony and the Saints. The League of Evil Twilights rushed forward as well, throwing everything they had at their opponents.
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After a month long hiatus do to family illness and other issues (not at all related to me buying Arkham Origins and new Transformer toys) and I am finally back to finish this story up! And how do I do that? With a big, massive battle featuring every Twilight that appeared so far and as many new ones as I can throw in!
Princess Amaryllis is from Evilpresident's Mirror's Image fan fic. Most of the other Twilights, if new to this chapter, were created by me.
Next up we will have the Battle of the Twilights, which will see me throwing out as many cameos and new Twilights as I can fit. If you have a battle you'd like to see (IE, want to see Twiock take on Green Lantern Twi again? Pirate Twi vs. Twitos?) let me know in the comment section.
This is going to be pure awesome, Sith Twilight, Saiyan Twilight, GL Twilight, Deadpool Twilight, Time Lord Twilight, draconequus Twilight, this is going to be a lot of fun! I can only imagine how much fun Discord and Delirium are going to have considering that raw power wise, they are the strongest, being reality warping creatures of chaos and all. I'd imagine that it'll end with the two panting hard having thrown everything they can at each other only to find themselves equal then they will shake eagle talons and thank each other for giving them the time of their life, it's rare that anyone can go up against Discord, perhaps there might be a Twilight where Twilight took Tirek's place...
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quite, my aim was off...
welcome back...
And of course... right before the said epic battle... The dimensional rift is triggered and done. Really... that's the best possible recourse at this point, more than a few of the Twis could probably outright destroy the world, both good and bad.
Plus who wants to see a brawl between hundreds of Twilights?
We need a griffion Twilight. We need it. Though. My mind was blown with the sheer number of twilight's in this chapter. Wow.
4408899 Have my HUMAN Twilight ignore the battle completely and instead gawk over EG Twilight. It's funny because HUMAN Twilight is the closest to canon Twilight out of all the alternate Twilights in this fic, meaning she'd be easily distracted by something that interests her which in this case is a version of herself based on the creatures that she created through fiction (humans).
~The lizardman has made his
demandrequest4408973 I'd say I would, but I'd lose track of who's who in an instant.
I want to let you know that this chapter gave me AIDS.....
Then why the fuck aren't we in a hospital?
Because we're in a insane asylum, remember?
Ohh right... I forgot about that
Is Twitos good or evil?
Missed that bit. Anyway, overall this was an entertaining chapter and I look forward to what comes next.
Solid Sparkle plz?
Evil Twi should have said "All your multiverse are belong to us."
Twigan freeman must narrate it
I want to see Twiliroth fight a Cloud Sparkle, or possibly Twilight, daughter of the legendary Dark Knight Sparda.
Mere words cannot describe the ammout of fanboying I'm having right now.
So many references. No — no words. No words to describe it. Poetry. They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
That picture... I need brain bleach, stat!
Oh, this is going to be epically, gloriously insane, isn't it?
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Oh! I wanna see someone get run over by Twilight the Tank Engine!
Yeah, that sums up my thoughts about the whole Equestria Girls thing in a nutshell.
Oh, I hope one of the upcoming fights is Human Twilight vs. Twilight Twilight.
Twilight the Dread vs. Twikage, the ninja Twilight.
And Captain Sparkle vs. Twibane would be sweet! I know Cap isn't a comic book hero, but I just get the feeling they'd be a good matchup.
Ninja Twilight, Pirate Twilight, Zombie Twilight, and Robot Twilight teaming up against Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Twilight.
Great
And then Twily Sue came in and fixed everything...
4408899 Captain Twi Sparrow vs. Narutwi, classic pirate vs ninja made epic. Pokemon trainer Twilight (and Scootachu) vs Twitwo. Tortuous Twi vs Sloth Twi, because why not. Twilight the train engine vs Twilight Twilight, because the multiverse will forgive her death and NOT damn the rest. Rider and Twipool, because both use swords and guns. Twiaroth vs Twiku, because epicness.
For whatever reason, I couldn't see the picture. But, I'm guessing it had G1 ponies. I missed the insanity of this story, and yesterday, I had been thinking, "'Crisis of Infinite Twilights' Hasn't been updated for a while. I hope the author hasn't died yet." And, here it is. Can't wait for the next chapter.
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Ok, You actually did it. You Brought Twischach.
Also Twicade(Twilight as Kamen Rider Decade) and Bat Twi(do I need to say who this is based on) Vs TwilightJoker (Twilight as the Joker) and Dark Twicade (Twilight as Kamen Rider Dark Decade). Oh, and Doctor Fatelight (Twilight as Doctor Fate) vs Twiphisto (Mephisto from the marvel universe) and Twiablo (Twilight as Diablo).
And as a Kicker, the TWECTRE (Aka: Twilight as THE one and only Spectre from DC comics vs TwiZilla or Twijira (guess which movie I saw this weekend to figure this out)
Twiligorn? Yes please.
Twilight sora versus twiliroth! Because that was a VERY difficult fight in reality.
"I'm use to that!" Human Twilight exclaimed.- used.
This is gonna be freaking epic.
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Twonic the Hedgepony VS Doctor Sparkleman
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Twi Snow VS Twion Saprkelster
TL Twilight VS Mater Twilight
Twollum VS Twodo Spaggins
Twiley Cyrus VS PSY Sparkle
(God these names are awful
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Sheer madness, honestly was confused of who is who mid-way through roll call. So many references and Twilights....
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She might appear...
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Yeah, I was trying to think of different iconic characters and decided Rorschach
had to be involved.
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Yeah, that was another fun addition.
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Yes, yes they should have.
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That is the point. I want this to truly be the Crisis of Infinite Twilights where I just end it with a massive battle. To comprehend it will be folly... like maggots vs men or wolves against dragons and a man riding a dragon throwing wolves at the maggots.
One line leaps to mind...
Twiku sighed. "Although Trixieta is going to complain about missing the fight'
"Who?"
"My sister. Well, not my sister but about the closest as there is to one. Actually, she's mostly about being The Great And Powerful Last Princess of the Saiayaponies,. but she never can get past...Well. Probably better that she's not here, because I'm not certain she'd get the whole not killing the enemy thing."
Ah, so this is where this has been hiding. Congratulations, you've officially gone into the territory of "I haven't seen that yet". Takes a fair bit to get there for me, so you've earned a little something.
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I don't give those out to just anyone you know.
Yessss, you have earned your place in my dynasty.
You know who you are.
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I'd love to at least see a cameo of my favourite AU Twilight: Grey Warden Twilight, fromPony Age: Origins(by OmegaPony11). She regularly runs around blasting foes with magic, or slicing them with her arcane warrior sword.
Otherwise, I generally agree with the previously voiced requests to see gryphon Twilight.
Making up crossover Twilights from various known universes should be relatively easy:
Pokemon Trainer Twiligh (another show focusing on the importance/supernatural powers of friendship), Warhammer 40k Twilight (Celestia the God Emperess of ponykind, and her Space Mare-ines), Avatar: The Last Airbender Twilight (Earth, Fire, and Airbending Pony tribes, with OCs as Waterbenders), and... uhhhh... Dark Souls Twilight? (The importance of friends in a dying world, where everything is trying to kill you. What few sane ponies are kind enough to lend a helping hoof, are still fated to eventually succumb to madness like all other creatures...)
Is there gonna be a Twilight Galactus?
How about Sniper Twilight vs Spy Twilight from Team Fortress 2(Or any combination of the mercs. Better yet, Blu team Twiights vs Red team Twilights.)?
Commander Sparkle vs Twilight Saren from Mass Effect?
Twilight Fenix vs Locust Queen Twilight from Gears of War?
Siren Twilight vs Handsome Twilight from Borderlands 2?
Raven Twilight vs Trigon Twilight from Teen Titans?
Dovahkin Twilight vs Twilight as the dragon from the end of Skyrim(can't remember his name...)?
Master Chief Twilight vs Didact Twilight from Halo 4?
This is just a sample of what me and my buddy came up with in ten minutes!
Huh. I would have thought if Tydal was leaving Reinssa to go fight something Polar would be coming too. I guess we're not going to meet him in crisis, just gotta hope we do in God Squad.
speaking of people whom I thought would be here, what ever happened to the council of time travelers at the vanishing point? The Doctor is here, but what about adult dinky, Booster gold and sam beckett? was that just a throwaway joke leading up to the crisis or will they have some role in the next chapter?
...
Is Sam still stuck in rainbow dash's body?
Doctor Twilight, Captain Jack Twilight, and TWILIGHT vs. Master Twilight, Cyberpony Twilight, and TwiDalek. At the same time.
A showdown, huh? So I'm just in time for the end? That's no fun... well, maybe I'll get in on the ground floor of your next fic.
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They appear at the end. They are the ones minding the other Twilights the Doctor Twilight caught.
P-Princess Amaryllis!?
processing... processing...
4417253 The dragon at the end of Twirim is called Twiduin.
OOH! Maybe Jim Twilight, Twilatul, and the Queen of Twilights can team up against Twipocolips!
*Vanishes as mysteriously as he appeared*
How does your brain manage to think in ALL THAT
*200000000000
Do you even sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously... i´ve nothing more to give this fic but 2.0000000000 moustaches out of ten
and lots of pinkiecrazy
Dafez is going on with this fic? please sir, no more. But i need moar.
wait wait wait...how can there be atwithor and a twiloki? wouldn't that be redundant, if not paradoxical in a way?