"Well," Spike said dryly as he looked over the ship's railing, "that's Ponpan, huh?"
Before him lay the great city of Trotyo, the most famous metropolis in all of Ponpan. Great skyscrapers lived up to their name, bursting through the clouds and scratching Luna's sky above. They weren't the only buildings, however; there were also many different shops and booths, advertising all different sorts of wares. Lights of many different colors were strung along these buildings, making it look as if a Hearth's Warming tree had exploded in the middle of downtown. Billboards were planted on nearly every rooftop, featuring animated little cartoon figures happily waving and blowing kisses and winking at those that wandered below them. All sorts of music, from pop rock to alternative to even electric classic, competed with the bells and whistles that were going off in the many different gaming parlors that filled the city.
"Apparently the word 'subtle' doesn't exist in this country," Tydal grumped, looking about at all the blinking lights and bright colors in annoyance. “It looks like an orgy of glowing jellyfish.”
“And how would you know about jellyfish orgies, father?” Luna asked with a playful smirk.
"It’s like Rainbow Dash's ultimate fantasy," Spike commented.
"This is so cool!" Scootaloo squealed, bouncing up and down and delight. "We have to do some shopping!" She paused and, demurely, stated, “After we do our job here, of course.”
“Look at all the pretty lights…” Twiley murmured, clearly in a daze. Tydal rolled his eyes and plucked the little one up, settling her between his horns. Twiley wrapped her forelegs around them like she was driving him, a dopey grin on her face. “Cutie Mark Light Watcher… yay…” she said dreamily.
“And we lost her,” Spike muttered.
Luna tilted her head in consideration. "This used to all be cherry orchards."
Tydal nodded. "Yes... it is a pity that the natural world has been-"
The moon goddess cut him off. "I wasn't complaining." She grinned as she leapt off the boat, Baby Twilight (Still firmly settled in the princess' saddle bag/baby carrier) giggled and clapped her hooves at the move. "I hate cherries."
"Look!" a unicorn mare squealed from across the street, pointing at Princess Luna. "Nightmare Moon! Nightmare Moon!"
Luna's smile instantly dropped when she saw the mob of ponies rushing towards her. "Please, I am not-"
"Please do us honor of providing autograph, most dangerous Nightmare Moon." The unicorn's friends quickly joined her in bouncing up and down, presenting the princess with notebooks.
"Uh... ok..." Luna said in confusion, levitating a pen over and quickly signing the books. The unicorns began to giggle in delight, asking the princess a million questions about her life, her likes and dislikes, her favorite color, so on and so forth.
"So they celebrate evil here," Tydal said with a raised eyebrow. "I am not sure how I feel about that."
"You should feel nervous about that!" Spike exclaimed.
"You misunderstand us, most honorable goat-fish," one of the giggling unicorns said. "We do not honor Nightmare Moon because she was evil. We are delighted due to her intricate back-story and the passionate, fiery competition she has with oneesan Celestia-sama. It makes for much entertainment!"
"...ok, I am pretty sure you made up at least five of those words," Scootaloo complained.
Luna grinned in delight. "I rather like it here. It is nice to be appreciated."
"May I glomp you?" one of the unicorns asked her.
Luna considered this. "No, better not... I don't want to hurt the baby."
"Ba?" Baby Twilight said in confusion (roughly translated she had said, "Wha ya talkin' about, mama?"), not understand how her mother could think she could be hurt by anything, let alone a bunch of ponies.
"Awwwwww!" the unicorns said sadly, tears gathering in their eyes.
"You can glomp them though," Luna said, gesturing towards Tydal, Scootaloo and Spike.
"Wait, what now?" Spike managed to get out before he was tackled by an overly affectionate unicorn. Scootaloo let out a scream as she was hit, while Tydal bellowed as he was engulfed by five of the mares. Twiley, for her part, somehow managed to stay on Tydal's head even as he fought off the attack. "OW!" Spike screamed. "My leg isn't supposed to bend that way!"
"Hey, why are my wings doing that?" Scootaloo said, struggling to get the unicorn to let go.
"Urge to kill... rising!" Tydal snarled as he fought to free himself from the nuzzling mares.
"Denied," a voiced called out moments before the unicorn mares were gently pulled off the struggling threesome by a burst of magic. Tydal rose to his hooves, looking about with narrowed eyes, seeking out any further attacks. Meanwhile, Scootaloo and Spike were groaning and checking themselves for bruises. "I can't leave you alone for a second, can I?"
"Shining Armor," Tydal grunted, giving the retreating unicorns one final glare (though all that did was cause the happy mares to swoon in delight, claiming he looked so 'bishie' when he did that). "What the bloody hell are you wearing?"
The stallion sighed, looking over his costume. "Cadence's idea. You know how she loves to play dress-up," he muttered. Shining was wearing a set of red robes, which wouldn't have been that odd in Ponpan. It was the accessories though that really raised some eyebrows: a katana on his side, a string of prayer beads around his neck, and plastic doggy ears tugged in the top of his mane.
"I figured we should look the part!" Cadence said happily, trotting over to them. If Shining looked strange than Cadence looked utterly outlandish. She mane was sticking up and had a ton of gel in it to allow her to make several spikes. She wore a black shirt and blue pants, but her matching blue coat was tied around her neck to look like a cape. Just as Shining had on some prayer beads so too did Cadence wear some jewelry: an upside-down pyramid on a gold chain. "I challenge you to a children's card game!" the princess declared. “Blue-Eyes White Husband, attack the Angry Capricorn!”
“Yes, please attack me,” Tydal said dryly.
"Why are you even here?" Luna asked.
Shining rolled his eyes. "Cadence began doing research on this place after you left and came to the conclusion that this was literally Heaven on Earth."
The love goddess began to tick off her argument points. "Ponies walk around wearing costumes, tackle-hugs are a standard greeting, and sexuality isn't just around but considered the norm!"
"She has us there," Spike admitted.
Cadence hugged herself in glee. "I'm finally home!"
"Well, since you are here you might as well help us," Scootaloo said, looking around the dock they were still standing on. "We haven't even gotten to Main Street yet and it is crowded and crazy. The Twilight I am sensing could be anywhere, so we need to be diligent and-"
"There she is!" Cadence exclaimed.
"Sweetie, that's a street lamp," Shining said.
"Oh... ok, that's her!" Cadence said, pointing to a purple unicorn mare who was dressed in a schoolfilly's uniform. "Sorry, I always get Twilights and street lamps mixed up. You wouldn't believe how many times I came back from the park with a little street lamp while Twilight had to light up walkways for ponies!"
"Most honorable haha!" the Twilight called out, hurrying over to the group. Scootaloo was surprised; other than having a thick Ponpan accent and the schoolfilly outfit this Twilight looked and sounded just like their Twilight. The purple mare quickly bowed, utter politeness in her actions. "I am most happy to find you here! I am quite confused and I hope you can make much sense of what is happening."
“Haha?” Shining asked.
“Ponpan for ‘mother’,” Cadence whispered.
"Ba!" Baby Twilight exclaimed, squirming in an attempt to spin around in her carrier. Finally managing to do so, she hugged Luna tight. “Ba!” She waved her forelegs at Luna and continued to angrily babble at the newest Twilight, letting the upstart know that Luna was HER stand-in mama. She glanced over at Twiley, to make sure she wasn't planning to take Luna either, but finding that the filly was still zoned out happily nodded to herself.
"Oh, it is a akachan me!" the new Twilight said with glee, running up to Baby Twilight. "She is so kawaii!"
Scootaloo rubbed her forehead. "I hate foreign slang," she complained.
"Twilight, we need to explain some things to you," Shining said, only for the new Twilight to gasp in shock.
"Noble Armor-sama?!?" She began to trot around the bemused stallion. "You look so different! Why are you dressed so?"
"Cadence's idea. Listen, we need to explain some things to you."
And so Shining Armor, with some help from Scootaloo, laid out for this new Twilight everything they knew. They had to take it slow due to this Twilight's limited grasp on whatever language she was attempting to speak (it sounded like Equestria with Ponpan mixed into it with just a dash of Trottingham and ancient Canterlotian for flavor); Spike was also disappointed to find that his pamphlet did little to help, what with it being printed in the wrong language.
Finally the new Twilight seemed to understand what was going on.
"How strange," she said, tapping her chin. "For a moment I had considered that I had fallen down a magical well and ended up in a strange new world, but your explanation makes much sense."
"Magic well?" Scootaloo asked.
Tydal shrugged. "Their more common than you think. Makes it a bugger to dispose of a body when there is a chance they could be reanimated by a magic well." The war god pursed his lips. "On the other hoof, it is quite fun to kill somepony twice."
"... too much information, Lord Tydal," Shining said.
"So, new Twilight," Cadence said happily, "tell us about yourself! What is your back-story, who is your love interest, and what sort of over-powered demon monster are you and your band of merry misfits trying to destroy?"
"Band of merry misfits?" Scootaloo asked.
The love princess nodded. "There is always a band of merry misfits."
The new Twilight bowed, her eyes shutting as she began her tale. Strangely enough, the moment she began to speak she was surrounded by darkness with a lone spotlight shining down on her. "I am known as Sparkle-san. I was born in the great Palace of the Rising Sun where I was under the protection of most honorable Day Empress Celestia-sama. Though I saw myself only as a mere student under her, the other hoof maidens and dignitaries in the palace looked down upon me with scorn. One day, their torment so hurt that I fled in tears to the great mother tree, under which I wept many bitter tears."
"Oh, you know this is leading up to something good!" Cadence said in delight.
"Pfff!" Luna rolled her eyes. "Give me Batstallion any day." She pulled out a photo of Bruce Mane from her saddlebag and nuzzled in. "Oh photo... if we lived in Winniepeg I'd make you my bride..."
Sparkle-san's face suddenly contorted, with her eyes going pure white, little fangs appearing in her mouth and, for some odd reason, her body becoming cartoonish. She waved her forelegs about as she hollered, "I AM TRYING TO TELL MY STORY, YOU BAKA!"
"What's a baka?" Scootaloo asked.
"I think it is a kind of trout," Spike said.
"That's racist!" Tydal complained.
Sparkle-san took a breath as she returned to normal. "Forgive me, haha. When I returned to the palace after my long cry I found it in ruin! Her most wicked Nightmare Moon had attacked and banished all within the palace to the moon! The only survivor was Empress Celestia-sama's retainer, Spike-san."
"Cool, I'm a retainer!" Spike puffed out his chest. "What's a retainer?"
"A fancy word for butt monkey," Tydal answered, earning a giggle from Scootaloo and a scowl from Spike.
"Spike-san informed me that it was my noble duty to protect Ponpan from the most dangerous threat of Nightmare Moon. I began a journey to find the Elements of Harmony, which could free the princess and undo wicked Nightmare Moon's curse. Spike-san and I were joined by most strong hoofed Jack-chan, Dash of the Rainbow Tribe, Rarity the Queen of Thieves and the most dreadful Oni Twins Pie and Shy. We battled the minions of Nightmare Moon, including the Great and Powerful Priestess Lulamoon, Will of the Iron Fists, and Gilda the Mighty."
"All of whom I assume will become allies when you face a bigger threat!" Cadence said with glee.
Sparkle-san sighed. "As we found the last Element I overheard most honorable Spike-san reveal to my allies a dark truth: My mother Nightmare Moon was."
"Now she sounds like Yoda," Shining stated.
"What's a Yoda?" Spike asked.
"A type of salmon," Scootaloo supplied.
"That's even more racist!" the goat-fish god complained.
"Spike-san feared the prophecy that I would side with my haha and together we would rule Ponpan. But my heart was pure and I redeemed Nightmare Moon with my magic and saved the lands!" Sparkle-san smiled, only to frown moments later. "It was only then that we learned that Nightmare Moon was a mere servant of the great trickster Discord, who, in order to kill us all-"
"Please say martial arts tournament," Cadence whispered, eyes closed and hooves crossed. "Please say martial arts tournament..."
"-created the Discord Games where the great martial artists had to compete."
"YES!" Cadence cheered.
"Well, this is all well and good and would probably take up many chapters of a book you’d read backwards, but we need to keep searching the city," Scootaloo said. "I can sense at least three more Twilights wandering about."
"Little Loo-kun, I will do all i can to help you find other Sparkle-sans." The mare bowed low to the filly. "But first, may I glomp you?"
"You can glomp the goat-fish," Scootaloo said.
"You little-AAAACK!" Tydal fell to the ground, forelegs waving as he tried to peel Sparkle-san off of him.
"When he gets free he'll kill us all," Shining said nervously. "I want you to know that."
~MC~MC~MC~
(Meanwhile, on the other side of the city...)
"So, you will be able to take out the targets?" Nightfall asked, her voice coming out smooth and silky like liquid chocolate.
"Course!" the bombastic new Twilight exclaimed.
“Good. I had hoped to use the vampire but… well…” Nightfall sighed, “never mind, it was a bad idea to even contact her.
“Meh, forget that sparkling vamp!” Her horn glowed and she yanked out two katanas. "Now, do you want them in bite size chunks..." she sheathed the swords and grabbed a machine gun, "or in a fine paste?"
"Dead is dead, as far as I care."
"Lady, you came to the right place then!" the assassin said with a laugh. "Because when you want a murder done right, come to the best... and when they aren't available you come to me!"
'So we're really doing a Deadpool Twilight?' a voice in her head said. ‘We’ve really sunk that low?’
"Looks like it!" Twipool said with glee. "Hey, do I still think in those little yellow boxes."
"Yup."
"Sweet..."
And thus begins to Ponpan arc. A lot of fun stuff with this one as I introduce new twilights, including one of my favorites, Sparkle-san!
This Twilight hails from a world where MLP was a Manga. Known as 'Mystical Pony Friends: Companions Most Good' in America, it spawned a cartoon, several video games, a bad American live-action movie, and even an abridged series called 'Mystical Pony Friends Abridged' by Teamstarbutt.
The characters are as followed:
Sparkle-san: Raised in the imperial palace of Sun Empress Celestia, Sparkle knows little of her past. She is technically a hoof maiden but the others look down upon her because she has a strong connection to the Empress as well as the most sought after stallion in the kingdom, Noble Swordsman Shining Armor. However, Sparkle is a kind pony who wishes only to study the ancient magics.
The manga begins when the dreaded Night Empress Nightmare Moon attacks, capturing Celestia and banishing all to the moon... save Sparkle and a retainer, Spike. Sparkle convinces Spike that they must travel and find the Elements of Harmony, the only relics that can defeat Nightmare.
At the end of the first major arc (the Nightmare Arc would last an entire 'season'), Sparkle learns the truth of her past: she is the daughter of the Night Empress and was destined to rule at her mother's side. The prophecy does come true... save for the fact that Sparkle purifies Nightmare's heart and turns her once more into the kind Night Empress Luna
Jack: One of the first ponies Sparkle meets is Jack, half of the famous Jack and Mack Strong Brothers. Famous hoof-to-hoof warriors, the two at first refuse to let Sparkle pass through the cherry orchard where they are training. However, when Sparkle learns the truth about Jack, that he is really a she, Sparkle convinces the mare to be true to herself. Jack decides to travel with Sparkle to learn more about herself and let her brother lead a life of his own. Jack is the strong mare of the group and tends to be confused by girly things.
The Oni Twins Shy and Pie: Recurring enemies early on, Shy (Fluttershy in her Flutterbat form) and Pie (in Pinkie's Pinkamena form) present themselves as servants of Nightmare Moon. Sparkle later learns that they are NOT servants... Nightmare refused to even see them. Pie and Shy were banished from the underworld for being too nice and now try to prove themselves. Sparkle makes the mares see that they shouldn't be ashamed of their hearts and the Twins join Sparkle's band.
Rarity, Queen of Thieves: At first presenting herself as the kind inn-owner Sparkler, Rarity reveals to the weary band that she is the Queen of Thieves and steals from those she feels do not deserve what they have. Sparkle and her friends manage to turn things around on Rarity, asking her what she has done to deserve the things she steals. Stunned, Rarity instantly does a 180 and declares she will aid Sparkle-san so that she might be worthy to have the wealth she covets.
Dash of the Rainbow Tribe: A famed oni hunter who uses a pair of wingblades, Dash is another enemy-turned-ally. She first attacks the group because of the Oni Twins, but after Shy saves her life Dash decides to let the Twins live and leaves… only to reappear moments later, declaring that she must now help the group so she can ‘keep an eye on the Twins’. By the end of the first arc Dash decides to drop that act and be part of the team in full.
Most Loyal Retainer Spike: A centuries old monk, Spike has vast wisdom and experience… too bad for his kind he still looks like a baby and thus gets ignored by the mares. This Spike tends to be a bit of a leecher and is constantly patting the mares and the flank and suggesting he sleep in their sleeping bags.
Most Awesome Adventure Seekers Belle, Bloom and Loo: The sisters of Rarity, Jack, and Dash, these three each decide to tail after the group and prove themselves heroes. Their many side adventures serve as a comedy break during the intense fighting.
Twipool....
Make her fight gl twilight!
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Someone needs to write this glorious mess in full.
Also, Cadence is an anime fangirl? That explains everything.
3765681 And how's this for an opening?
I think that you should have a running table of what Twilight's are there and where they are good or evil. We haven't seen octotwi or General Twi for a while. Also why did they leave Princess Aurora behind. With her as an alicron, I think she would kick some flank.
3765753 Princess Aurora had to go. Her people needed her.
I fucking love how you did Sparkle-San. I need to see someone actually do that manga now.
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The idea is that the Twilights will keep checking in as time goes on. When I get the time I will see about doing a list of all the Twilights we've met so far
3765681 Great But how did you come up with PonPan? Isn't it supposed to be Neighpon? Also Jack-chan should have been a samurai
3765755 When did she leave. Also why did she leave and not Dusk shine, He is still back with Nightlight.
Maybe you should make a list of every Twilight encountered and divide them based on whether they hail from someone else's story or were entirely made up by you.
Also, Yu-Gi-Oh! Cadence needs fan art, like, now. Someone do it, please.
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I've always disliked calling it Neighpon. That sounds like 'Napal', not 'Japan'. Now, if they called it Neighpan, perhaps, but even then it feels like a mouthful. I prefer Ponpan.
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At the end of a chapter that introduces a new Twilight I always mention if she was from a fan fic. If you don't see that note, then she is original
You, my friend, have just made my day with a Deadpool Twilight. I now have a favorite Twilight. I sense much hilarity coming our way. It also would not surprise me if the Deadpool Twilight defects to the good guys. For money, of course. But, it still wouldn't surprise me. Merc with a mouth.
Do not Try the Anime Cliche Drinking game with this Twilight's Backstory.
Thank god it wasn't also a Slice of life/School Romantic comedy.
My mind is slowly beginning to implode on itself at the picturing of all of this
I'm still hoping for Twilight Elric
Manga Twi needs to be fleshed out into a full fic, that outline's just to awesome not to use...
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Is that really the intro in Japan? That is so awesome.
And I thought I went overboard with references . I love it
There is just so much wrong with that paragraph, it swings all the way back into being right.
This whole chapter just hit me in the funny bone the whole way through. Who do you think would do a better job of the abridged series? LittleKuriboh, or Antfish?
Y'know what I'd like to see? A gritty, shooter Twilight. Like Commander Sparkle, Captain of the Normaredy, or PEC Engineer Twisaac Sparke. Ooh, or how about Twilex Mareson, SOP? She could constantly be talking to an imaginary Sergeant-Princess Luznov! Obviously, these are just suggestions, I'm honestly spitballing here. As for this chapter, I don't really know enough about anime or manga to get the references, but it still managed to get a few laughs from me! Good show, sir!
3766074 The recent one. And yes, it is amazing. I'd say it probably could eclipse the Italian opening. The first two Japanese themes were good, but they were just too upbeat. This sounds more actiony.
no you made deadpool twilight evil? why? thats like the best twilight ever.
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I'm jealous. It isn't just the song, though the song is awesome, but the video that went along with it. When I watch it in America, which I do because I live here, I get the same things for pretty much all four seasons. They have only recently changed a couple of things.
Is it wrong of me to want a little change as important plot things happen?
3766240 Because Deadpool himself is chaotic netural. He'll do anything for money, good or bad. He has done good things in the past, but he's also done evil things in the past. In the end, as long as he's having fun and getting paid he'll do whatever he wants. So chances are this Deadpool Twilight is only on the side of evil because she thinks it's fun, and because she's being paid good money.
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Dude, this would make a fucking awesome G5. Or you could make a spin off story with this concept.
I don't care for all the stereotypical Japanese to English speech, due to my love of the culture, but I'm torn, because this is hilarious.
Cadence dressed as Atem. I can get behind that.
Also much glomping and pissing off Tydal. I'm not sure why I enjoy that so much, maybe I just want him to kill someone in blind rage.
We also have a Deadpool, shit just got real.
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I'd read/watch that. Also, TeamStarButt.
So, what do you figure everyone's favorite anime would be?
I'm betting that Cadance would love Kill La Kill.
Tydal would be more of an Attack on Titan guy, and probably shouting 'THIS is how you should do it!' the whole time.
Spike would watch The World God Only Knows and be taking notes on seduction techniques the whole time.
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I predict Twipool will eventually switch sides and become Tydal's best friend. Or Number One Groupie, at least.
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OH HELL YES!!!!!
Deadpool Twilight love it.
Madness, sheer madness. Never thought I see Cadence in love with manga and anime but it is hilarious and I liked the background for the Manga Twilight, another one I would like to see fleshed out into a full story. As for Deadpool Twilight just awesome, should have known Deadpool of some sort would appear given the other stories but Deadpool Twilight is still awesome.
Small error here, "Denied," a voiced called", I think the D at the end is not needed.
Twipool? My fking god, what have you done.
A version of Twilight that is actually crazier than everyone else and knows it (and most likely to exploit that fact) is actually original. Totally didn't see it coming.
I mean, who would of thought of something like this.
I give this Chapter five and 3
and 2
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3765743 if i may, i can offer myself to do it in fanfic version. why? Because it sounds so awesome!
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Neighpon is a play on words of Nippon (Also called Nihon) also called Nippon-koku (or Nihon-koku) which literally translates as (the) State of Japan. Basically Japan is the English Translation of Nippon.
Do Sparkle-San and her friends have the capabilities to henshin? If so, I'll be hoping for a Kamen Rider style take on it.
That line, man, that line. *dies*
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If anything, she would turn into Sailor Moon, since her mother is the Goddess of the Moon.
On the note of Kamen Rider though, Super Sentai Twilight.
Hāmonī Sentai, Equiranger!!
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Glad you like Twipool. She wasn't one I originally planned on but then I decided at the last minute to include her.
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If someone was interested in writing it, I would be 100% ok with serving as a consultant/co-writer.
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I prefer LK's older stuff. I get the feeling he is just going through the motions now and his heart isn't into it. Teamfourstar is my favorite, however.
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Sparkle-san doesn't know they are related, she merely finds him a good friend but everyone THINKS they are together. It causes many humorous misunderstandings.
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Yup, the ending is a direct homage to that very scene.
3765681 i would watch the frak out of that.
3768372 I think a Kamen Rider Twilight would survive better than a Super Sentai Twilight due partially to the extra armor that Riders have and that Rider systems are self-contained.
I can imagine that the Equiranger's mecha would have been designed and built by Lyra with the explanation for the bipedal stance being that it's better for combat. The component mechs would be large mechanical versions of their respective pony. Going with W/OOO/Fourze tricks, two mechs of similar species would form the core of the giant while two of another species forms the legs and the last two form the arms. As the Equirangers get stronger, they could eventually reduce the piloting requirements from six to two, allowing the use of three giant robots at once.
Now then, have a cool pic.
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Considering all 37 current Super Sentai have been blown up on multiple occasions with only a few of them dying (and a couple of those deaths aren't even because of battle), I don't think armor is really that much of a problem.
You know those pretty pink "cherry blossom" trees don't actually grow cherries, right?
Oh this is the best chapter ever.
When you add Anime Clichés, everything gets better.
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Yes, I know that. However, as this is a parody of how Americans view Japan and most don't know that...
Um, my japanese studies may be a bit rusty, but wouldn't Twilight referring to Luna as "Okaa-sama" be more fitting than "haha"?
why do I feel that deadpool twilight will get bored, see how much craziness happens around scootaloo, and just go kill stuff with Tydal