"So..." Scootaloo said, trailing her hoof along the desk, tracing invisible patterns into it.
"Yeah," Spike said, letting out a great yawn (meaning that it was a big yawn, not that it was an impressive yawn; of course, one might say that the bigness of the yawn could be seen as great; but then again who is to judge what makes a yawn big or small... is there a scale one can use to measure it? That yawn registered a 5 on the Yawnie scale? Or would it be more like watts from a light bulb? 'That sure was a 75 tesla yawn, wasn't it?' Oh, sorry, didn’t mean to ramble... just have a lot on my mind. Did you know that the Russell Crowe Robin Hood movie was originally called Nottingham and had the Sheriff as the hero and revealed Robin really was a criminal who lied about what he did with his stolen goods? Now that would have been a cool movie… oh, rambling again, so sorry.)
"Eeyup," Zapapple said, leaning against a wall with a bandage on her forehead.
"Yup," GL Twi echoed.
"Mhmm," Captain Sparkle stated, taking a drink of her flask (it was mineral water... but the flask made her look really badass).
"You know," Night Light said, looking up from the paperwork he was filling out, "most ponies would be thrilled that wanton destruction and chaos weren't occurring."
"Are you?" Velvet asked; even she looked bored.
"...no," Night Light admitted. "I don't like how quiet it is. Twilights are still popping up all over Equestria but until they either do something big or Scootaloo gets close enough to detect one..."
"We are stuck," Scootaloo mumbled.
REE REE REE REE!
"Is that some kind of alarm to let us know of danger and excitement?" Spike asked excitedly.
"Well, it is an alarm," Velvet said. "But it only goes off when things are really peaceful."
"You have an alarm for that?" Scootaloo asked. She tapped her chin. "Then again, you are Twilight's parents..."
REE REE REE REE!
"When does it turn off?" GL Twi asked.
"Well, the 'All is Good' Alarm already turned off," Velvet said.
"Then what is that?" Spike asked, only to yelp when Discord appeared behind him.
"That would be me, young drake, going 'Ree Ree Ree Ree'!" The mad god grinned. "I found a source of pure chaos magic right here in Equestria... I think it might be our friend Delirium!"
"Finally!" Scootlaoo said, leaping up and leading the charge out the door. "Come on, every pony, lets go face the horrible insane chaos-infused Twilight who is working with the group that hired assassins to kill me-wait a minute."
"No time to ponder, let's move!" Spike said, shoving the filly out the door.
~MC~MC~MC~
"Thanks for stopping by and picking me up," Fluttershy said happily, trotting along next to Scootaloo, Spike, one of Night Light's agents and Discord. The head of BUTTS had decided to use the other Twilights to keep watch on the perimeter of the city, to ensure nothing snuck out during the battle with Delirium and could be called upon if needed. "And thanks for the ice cream."
"Yeah, thanks Discord!" Scootaloo said. "Of all the horrible, life-ending monsters Rainbow Dash has fought, you're the greatest."
"Hey!" Luna shouted from her tower, shaking her hoof in anger at them. "I helped you get over your nightmares!"
"...so, any sign of Delirium?" Spike asked, taking a lick of his vanilla and emerald soft serve.
"None I can see," Scootaloo said, her wings twitching. "But I sense a Twilight nearby." The filly sped up. "Come on, she should be-"
She skidded to a halt once she made it around the next corner, staring at the Canterlot square that lay before her. There, sitting in the middle of the road without a care in the world... was a baby Twilight. The foal was looking about, her eyes wide as she took in all the sights, her hoof occasionally finding its way into her mouth for her to suck on.
"There is the dastardly chaos magic!" Discord said.
"What, behind the baby?" Spike asked.
"It is the baby," Discord said.
"...you silly sod!" the agent shouted.
"What!?!" Discord said.
"You have us all scared for nothing!" The agent gestured at Fluttershy. "I think this one wet herself!"
"I have a nervously bladder," Fluttershy said softly. "Do you think Baby Twilight will lend me a diaper?"
"I don't know why, but the thought of you being around me with diapers just made me shiver in horror," Scootaloo said. She looked around, sucking on the inside of her cheeks. "This is the only Twilight I sense, so the baby must be the chaos-user Discord sensed."
"We'll have to be cautious," Discord said.
The Agent of BUTTS rolled his eyes. "It's... a... baby." He stomped towards Baby Twilight, grumbling about idiots. "You blow on her and she'll tip over... not that big-"
"Did it suddenly get really dark out?" Spike said nervously, the sun blotted out by black shadowy clouds. The citizens of Canterlot ran for cover while Discord, Fluttershy, Spike and Scootaloo took a step back, watching as the oblivious agent marched towards Baby Twilight, who had turned away from him so she could focus on a ball that had rolled her way.
"Alright, time to get you back to the Bureau for a nice nap-"
Baby Twilight snapped her head towards the agent, her eyes now slit like a dragon's. She opened her mouth, revealing rows of sharp fangs before she leapt at him, roaring like the demons of hell. She spun around the agent like a twister, the stallion not even having a moment to scream before he was rendered a skeleton, which stood for a moment before falling apart (and his bones, oddly, played xylophone music as they fell).
"No nap," Baby Twilight said stubbornly, her fangs retracting, her eyes going back to normal, and the clouds dissipating.
"(CENSORED)!" Fluttershy cursed, so startled she couldn't even act bashful.
"I warned you!" Discord said, a bit proud to have been proven right.
“Now I need a diaper,” Spike whimpered.
"What the hell?!?!" Scootaloo screeched. "What was that?"
"She has Chaos magic... and dark magic too," Discord said, rubbing his chin. "I did not expect that."
Spike gulped. "She's using his thigh bone as a rattle!"
"Heehee!" Baby Twilight giggled.
"How are we suppose to deal with this?!?" Scootaloo whimpered, hiding behind Fluttershy... who was trying to hide behind Scootaloo.
Discord grinned, rolling up the skin on his arms like sleeves. "Leave it to me!" Discord snapped his fingers and, with a flash, he had turned into a large, fat, orange wingless dragon with a stupid grin on his face and big, plastic-looking eyes. "Huh-ha!" he chortled in a deep, goofy voice. "Babies love giant plushie corporate mascots!"
"That's racist!" Spike shouted. "Dragons do NOT talk like that!"
Discord lumbered over towards Baby Twilight, who merely tilted her head and watched him as he approached, the expression on her face making clear she was thinking ‘what fresh hell is this’. "Huh-ha! Hi there Twilight! It's me, Baloney!" Discord/Baloney held out his arms. "I thought you and I could go on a magic adventure, full of songs and laughter! Doesn't that sound yum-dum dippity-dum fun?"
"Nuh uh," Baby Twilight said, shaking her head.
"Smart baby," Scootaloo said with a grimace.
"Aw, come on now!" Discord/Baloney said, 'dancing' around the purple foal. Baby Twilight just stared at him in confusion. "We can play games and sing silly songs! Like this one!"
Discord/Baloney
I love you
You love me
We're a-
Baby Twilight opened her mouth, a plume of flames shooting out and engulfing Discord/Baloney, rendering him a pile ashes with only his eyeballs sitting on top, which neatly collected on the ground. Baby Twilight walked over and, taking a deep breath, blew the ashes away before ambling off.
"Discord?" Fluttershy said softly, walking over to the eyeballs.
The ashes swirled around, rapidly reforming into the chaos god. "Ok, she is a tough cookie! But I am going to defeat her... as it is now a matter of pride!"
"You have pride?" Scootaloo asked.
"Shut up," Discord grumbled.
~MC~MC~MC~
"Hello, Baby Twilight," Discord said, walking over to the foal (who had moved over to a fountain and was now watching the pigeons feed on breadcrumbs). "We got off to the wrong hoof... I am Discord."
Baby Twilight merely flashed a toothless grin at him.
"Yes... well... the thing is, you need to come back with us."
"Nuh-uh," Baby Twilight said, crossing her arms over her chest and shaking her head.
"Yes-uh," Discord said, pulling out a picket sign with the foal's face on it and a clock that read 2 pm. "See, it is 3 pm and this sign says all Twilights must be inside after 2."
Baby Twilight reached out, touching the sign for a moment, her eyes narrowed. She then spun it on its stick, revealing the other side had a picture of Discord with a clock that read 2 pm. "Bababa!" she babbled, pointing at him.
"Oh no no no," Discord said, spinning the sign back to show the Twilight side. "The sign says you need to go!" Baby Twilight spun it back. "No!" Discord said in annoyance, spinning it back again.
Baby Twilight did so as well.
Followed by Discord.
Then Baby Twilight reached out and spun it twice as fast so it remained on the side with her face once it finished whirling about.
"NO!" Discord shouted, spinning it a final time and jabbing his finger at the images. "See! It says that all Discords must go inside now!"
"Uh-huh!" Baby Twilight said, nodding happily.
"Good. Glad you saw it my way. I know you wanted me to stick around but I can't. Goodbye!" Discord waved to her, the baby waving back as he did so. Discord smiled, proud of himself, and walked back to the group. "Fluttershy, I must get back to the Bureau. I did not realize what time it was. I do hope I am not punished for being out past curfew."
"Uh, Discord..." Fluttershy said gently.
"Give him a moment," Spike said.
The chaos god blinked, looked at the sign, then looked back up. The ponies and the drake could suddenly see inside his mind and watched as several monkeys fiddled with wires before connecting the right two, causing a light bulb to appear over Discord's head. "That little-" He whipped around and marched back towards Baby Twilight. "You see here, you little trickster, you can't fool-why are you made of dynamite?"
Scootaloo, Spike, and Fluttershy ducked as the faux Baby Twilight the real one had set up exploded.
Discord stomped back to the group, his muzzle having spun around during the explosion and ended up on the back of his head. "I hope she realizes that this means war!" Discord bellowed.
~MC~MC~MC~
"Get back here!" Discord (chaoticus draconequus) yelled as he raced down the street, arms stretched out as he tried to grab Baby Twilight (infantus unicornus). Discord had left the others behind, feeling that they would only slow him down in the chase.
Baby Twilight turned a corner, only to skid to a stop when she found a brick wall in her path.
"Dead end, little one," Discord said, leaning towards her and blocking her path. He paused, pulling back. "Huh... that makes me sound really evil."
"Ba!" Baby Twilight said in agreement. Before Discord could comprehend what she was doing, the infant snagged a can of black paint that was sitting discarded to the side of the alley and, with a few flicks of a brush, painted a large black circle in the wall. "Meep meep!" She waved at Discord and ran at the circle... and promptly ran through the 'tunnel' she had created.
"Oh, two can play at that game!" Discord shouted, running full speed at the wall.
BAM!
Discord fell on his rear in a daze, his face smashed in, five little imaginary Baby Twilights happily skipping around his head.
~MC~MC~MC~
"Are you sure this is safe?" Fluttershy said nervously. Discord had brought her to the top of Canterlot's tallest tower, figuring that a birds-eye view would be best.
"Of course," Discord said, cupping his hands over his eyes like he was holding binoculars. "Spike and Scootaloo are canvassing the streets and we will be able to see that foal a mile away!"
"I know... but it is awfully... eep... high." Fluttershy shifted away from the railing, her wings reaching over and covering her eyes.
Discord turned around, leaning on the railing, his arms crossed over his chest. "Fluttershy, you have wings... even if you fall you will be safe. Now me, I need to be care-care..." Discord screwed his eyes shut, placing a finger up to his nose as he fought the sneeze. "Care... ful." He smiled. "Ah, much-"
Baby Twilight floated over to him, several balloons tied to her and a feather clutched in her hooves. She giggles and thrust the feather out, tickling Discord's nose.
"ACHOO!" the chaos god sneezed, flying off the railing. He wiped his nose then slowly looked down, then back at Fluttershy and Baby Twilight... then had time to sadly wave before promptly plummeting down. Fluttershy leaned over the rail, Baby Twilight joining her in watching Discord fall, a soft whistling noise filling the air...
Boom.
"You are enjoying this, aren't you?" Fluttershy asked the foal.
"Meep meep!" Baby Twilight said, happily floating away.
~MC~MC~MC~
"I've got her this time!" Discord said, rubbing his hands together.
"What did you do?" Scootaloo asked.
Discord smirked, instantly growing a mustache so he could twirl it in a villainous manner. "I got a bunch of explosives, put them in a brightly wrapped box, and placed it where that little foal will find it! When she opens the box, KABOOM!"
"...Discord, we don't want to kill her!" Fluttershy said in horror.
"She started it," Discord said darkly. "And now I am-"
"Babababa!"
The group turned, watching as Baby Twilight, dressed in a spiffy black uniform, complete with cap, trotted over to them. She looked up at Discord and held out a clipboard.
"What's this? A candygram for me?" Discord said in surprise, signing for the package.
"Uh-huh!" Baby Twilight said happily, pulling out a box of chocolates.
"Well... how thoughtful! I will have to send whoever gave these to me a nice card! Thank you, mail carrier!"
"Uh, Discord..." Fluttershy said nervously, only for Spike to place a hand on her back and shake his head. Sometimes the only way creatures learned was through their own mistakes.
BOOM!
Discord blinked, half of him covered in black soot, the ruined box still smoking in his hands.
"Meep Meep!" Baby Twilight giggled, zipping away.
~MC~MC~MC~
Over the next several hours Discord hammer, sawed, and pounded away. He stole steel from the Canterlot IronWorks and advance circuitry from Skyfall Labs (the #1 robotics company in Equestria). He soldered and welded and screwed together metal and gears and other bits and pieces, all the time cackling about his 'final victory'.
"There... done!" Discord said happily, unveiling his device to the group. It was a massive battle suit, towering 3 stories and made of the finest magic-resistant steel he could find. Cutting edge laser-guided systems were equipped within the mech and from his pilot chamber he could react swiftly to any threat that came his way. Discord happily jumped in and had the mech perform a few poses.
"Got any threes?" Scootaloo said with a yawn, barely even glancing at Discord.
"Go fish," Spike said.
Discord laughed. "Oh... oh, you keep being smug, my friends... but this is the hour of my victory over that purple little hellion!" Discord laughed maniacally as he stomped out of the warehouse they were staying in. “Don’t wait up!”
Fluttershy sadly looked at a clock on the wall.
"Three... two... one..."
"NUTS NUTS NUTS!” Discord bellowed, the tattered remains of the mech hanging off his bruised body. He jabbed a finger at the three. "Not... one... word."
~MC~MC~MC~
"Look at her... taunting us," Discord said, pointing at Baby Twilight. The foal decided to break the laws of physics and turn air into gold, which she used to buy a crate of apples. She was currently sitting on top of her apple pile, happily gumming away at the fruit. "What sinister plots is she... plotting?" Discord, who was wrapped in bandages, licked his lips. "We need to forget about all the other Twilights... surely this is the most evil of them all."
"Bababa!" Baby Twilight gurgled, passing an apple over to a starving homeless pony and giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"See... she is feeding the homeless instead of converting them into fuel to run air conditioners! That will cause energy costs to go up!"
Fluttershy gulped. "They don't... really do that, do they?"
"Of course not," Spike said, rolling his eyes.
~Meanwhile...~
"Sister, it is awfully warm in our chambers," Luna said in annoyance.
"I'll throw another homeless pony in the generator," Celestia stated, flipping through her magazine. “Hmmm, according to this Sapphire Shores is getting married again.”
~MC~MC~MC~
"Discord, I think it is time some other pony gives this a try," Scootaloo said, stepping forward.
"And who would that be? You?" Discord laughed. "Oh, be my guest... may I give the eulogy at your funeral?" Discord snapped his fingers and Fluttershy and Spike suddenly found themselves in a church, watching as Discord, who was dressed in a suit, took out a pair of reading glasses. He sniffed, patting the coffin he was standing next too. "Scootaloo was a dear friend, and when she-"
BOOM!
Discord blinked, once more covered in soot, a flaming crater sitting where the coffin had been.
"Meep meep!" Baby Twilight, who was dressed in a black dress and a widow's veil, said before zipping off.
Discord growled, the scene ripping away to reveal the courtyard they had been originally standing in. "I'm going to punt her into next week!"
"Discord, stop!" Fluttershy cried, leaping in front of him and pressing her hooves against his chest. "Please, let Scootaloo try! That is just a foal... she deserves a chance."
"She's had eight!" Discord yelled.
"Well nine is my lucky number," Fluttershy said.
Scootaloo nervously approached Baby Twilight, doing her best to look as small and non-intimidating as possible. "Uh... hello Baby Twilight... before you... blow me up, I'd like to-"
Baby Twilight's head snapped around so she could look at Scootaloo; the foal's eyes went wide and she gasped before leaping at the purple-maned filly.
"I can't look!" Discord said, covering his eyes. "Is she killing her?"
Spike frowned. "If one can die from being nuzzled then yes, yes she is."
Discord peaking through his fingers, his jaw dropping to the ground; Baby Twilight was clinging to Scootaloo's face, rubbing her cheek against the filly's and cooing happily.
"Scoots!" Baby Twilight squealed.
"I think she knows me!" Scootaloo's muffled voice called out. She trotted back to the group and sat down, peeling the infant from her. "She's not so bad when she isn't trying to kill us."
Baby Twilight grinned at Discord and toddled over to him, happily hugging his leg.
"I think all of this was a game for her," Spike said.
"A game?!?" Discord yelled. "A game?!? What kind of sick parent would teach their child that blowing up other creatures is fun and games and she's my kid, isn't she?"
"Dada!" Baby Twilight said happily, hugging his ankle tighter.
"Well... that explains a lot," Spike said dryly.
Fluttershy frowned. "But if in her dimension you're her dad... who’s her mom?"
"Excuse me!" Luna called out, flying down. She pointedly ignored Scootaloo and focused on the others. "I need a homeless pony-"
"Mama!" Baby Twilight screeched happily, clicking her hooves together and summoning Nightmare Moon's armor onto Luna before rushing over to hug the startled alicorn.
Spike gulped. "So... the Cakes were right."
Fluttershy shivered. "I know Spike... I'm scared too!" The two hugged each other tightly.
Dear god I had fun with this chapter. I posted it early because I knew if I didn't I'd just keep adding to it.
This Twilight is, of course, the one that appeared at the very end of 'The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo': she is the child of Nightmare Moon and Discord and her favorite stuffed animal is a orange pegasus doll named 'Scootaloo'. She has both chaos magic and dark shadow magic, making her the most powerful of the Twilights... luckily she is so young that all she wants to do is have fun and play.
For bonus points, try and figure out all the different references when it comes to Baby Twilight's battle of wits with Discord.
Let's see, Looney Tunes, Animaniacs, Tom and Jerry, I think I saw a few 'The Mask' references and maybe a Blazing Saddles Reference or two. It looked like this chapter was mainly primarily a reference to Bugs Bunny, Wild E Coyote and Runner, and Droopy cartoons.
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Every loony toons ever..... Can you please add less content from other places and more originality? It gets old fast seeing nothing but references thru the whole thing.
3515020 Well, I know there is definitely a hefty amount of Loony Tunes in there, that's for sure.
Somepony find Philomina, Random BUTTS Agent needs a Phoenix Down stat!
Monty Python...
Roadrunner...
Secret Origins of Scootaloo...
Fluttershy is in fact evil...
So many references, so little time...
I see Barney, several of Looney Toons (I think Draconequus chaoticus sounds more like a scientific name, but well...), Superman the Animated Series, and I think that is all I get.
This was actually cute at the end.
And now I wonder if everything the Cakes have said is true in some universe.
You know, the really creepy thing here is that I was just thinking of when this Twilight would show up in the story yesterday.
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If its taken you this long to figure out what this story is like then you should also realize that I am not going to suddenly change the entire writing style mid-way through.
3515044>>3515066 You two also forgot the "Superman" animated show... the scene with Discord and the giant robot was a play on a similar scene from the episode that Mr. Mxyzptlk made his first appearance.
I think all I caught of the references were a bunch of Looney Toons ones mostly the stuff related to Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.
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Tusche.
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That said, some chapters are going to be more referency than others. The next one coming up, which introduces Dusk Shine, will be very light on references, as will the Capricorn Bay chapters. Then when we head to Tigasia, things go back to references.
also there was a reference to patty-cakes the fanfic that i found more horrifying than cupcakes
Ah, classic cartoon humor. I'll admit, I did not make the connection between this Twilight and the last chapter of Secret Origins until she started nuzzling Scootaloo, and then it was like "Oooohhhh that explains everthing. How did I not catch that, it is so obvious!"
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And don't forget that Simpsons reference at the end!
3515188 And when she gets home, Baby Twilight and Scootadoll run around having Calvin & Hobbes style adventures... but with more murder and chaos than the Calvinball seasonal playoffs.
Scootaloo: So, why is she a Twilight, anyway?
GL Twi: The baby? How do you mean?
Scootaloo: I mean, she's got completely different parents. You take Night Light and Twilight Velvet, then you take Discord and Nightmare Moon, and somehow both couples have kids who are close enough to be considered the same person? How does that even work?
Cap. Sparkle: I'm not sure you of all fillies should be thinking too hard about that. Where I'm from, your mom is a batpony. In fact, she--
Wall Breaker: Sorry, Captain, but the Functionality in Canterlot doesn't have any room for Scootaloo origins!
A ton of Looney Tunes and Animaniacs references... This being the most obvious:
And... The ending...
Once again, an awesome reference-filled chapter, you crazy author! (Yes, that was a compliment).
Have a nice day.
So which incarnation of Dusk Shine will it be? The original Cross and Arrow version? The Unexpected Love Life version? Something completely new?
Awesome!
! Oh god I remember this one. She appeared at the end of the prequel.
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A bit from column a and a bit from column b. Think of it more as a Dusk who has to deal with Eris always hitting on him
the dark ponyssiah has come!
This was a fun chapter. Wonder how baby Twilight will react to her older counterparts, and vice versa.
BTW, are you taking suggestions for alternate Twilights? If so, how should we send you the ideas?
Okay. Looney toons references, you had a reference to a Superman episode, and several others that I'm too lazy too mention.
I'm surprised I didn't catch on to the fact that it was the Twilight from the end of Secret Origins earlier.
Everyone seems dead set on calling out the Looney Tunes references, but I think they missed one that really stuck out. The "Rabbit Season, Duck Season" joke.
And Fluttershy, baby Twilight's diapers wouldn't fit you anyway. They're too small.
3515801 If this is true them I'm going to reiterate my desire to see Twilight from Faith and Doubt and The Abundance. It'd be awesome to see her again, especially if she's introduced by having Nightfall Eclipse approach her first:
Nightfall: "I see you are as equally skilled in dark magic as I am. Join us so we can destroy all those who oppose us and rule over this land as gods!"
-beat-
*Faith!Twilight blasts her.* "This might not be my Equestria, but if you think I'm going to help you overthrow the Princesses and fulfill your megalomaniacal ambitions then you've got another thing coming."
Other possible gems:
(After someone tells her to stop monologuing)
Faith!Twilight: "Sorry, I think I've been hanging around Faith to much."
(Her views on Nightfall Eclipse)
Faith!Twilight: "If she's supposed to be me with my brain on dark magic, then I think I understand why someponies got kinda upset when I first started using it."
(After sompony goes one-winged angel)
Spike: "At least they didn't turn into something stupid looking like a black alicorn with mirror-like wings."
*Faith!Twilight scowls at him*
Spike: "What?"
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Via PM.
Great chapter, but I found one thing you may want to edit.
I'm pretty sure that should be "soot".
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Yes it was
Another great chapter. I love Baby Twi, but I can't help but think that they just completely forgot about something important... like the guy she freaking ate!
Now this was one funny chapter. So this Twilight is the baby daughter of Nightmare Moon and Discord. That explains a lot. How will Luna and Discord react to this fact?
3516674 Well, aside from Baby Twi, everyone present is from the same universe that spawned Lord Tydal. All the characters from relatively saner realities were elsewhere.
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When you live in a world where the leading cause of death is 'pissing off the sea god that raised our princesses', death tends not to phase you.
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It actually was a reference to 'Bart's Comet' from 'The Simpsons'. Homer predicts that the meteor will just burn out and be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head. When this happens...
Lisa: The scarier thing is... this is exactly what dad said would happen.
Homer; I know kids... I'm scared too.
(they all hug)
Wait, why is Celestia okay with killing homeless people, when she was furious about Zeena committing evil acts for selfish reasons?
3517308 *pats your shoulder* Heh, I know what you mean. Back in God Squad: Most Wanted, I had a rather lengthy venting session of my own regarding Tydal and the capricorns. It was very cathartic, but ultimately I just had to chalk it up to defender2222 having a twisted sense of humor, along with the MST3K Mantra.
YAY New Chapter!!!!
3517308 its like pinke logic don't question it
Being punted into next week is a Garfield reference, I think.
That agent was a redshirt from the moment he entered the scene with no given name.
Figures.
So, does this mean our normal, currently missing Twilight really isn't Luna’s daughter?
Well I think a baby eating someone is a bit much. Condsidering how cartoony this chapter was I was expecting him to pop up again somewhere inexplicably.
3515020 is this twilight their twilight's past self since everyone keeps saying that she is their kid or an alternate version actually raised by them
This was me throughout the entire chapter --->
I was laughing so hard by the time I got through the Rabbit Fire scene that I couldn't keep reading.
Props to you, Defender2222, it takes quite a bit to actually make me laugh out loud like that.
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Because everyone is a hypocrite. Even Celestia.
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I originally had another reference where Plot Dump appeared and said "Don't worry, no one dies in this chapter... they just get really big boo-boos." It would then cut to the agent walking away and Spike going "I don't even know how that happened..."
But I ended up cutting it as I preferred it just going straight. I have a dark sense of humor.
3517308 If it helps, assume that the 'generator' is a giant treadmill, and the homeless ponies are fed and paid for the work.
Baby Twilight? The very world itself is doomed.
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I distinctly remember Luna being ecstatic to the fact that she had a daughter in Scootaloo Origins, which I believe this is a semi-sequel to. I wouldn't be surprised if she took that up again, she went as far as to kidnap Twilight and put her in a diaper. Not sure about Discord though, you can never be sure about him.
Twilight is the best road runner
Meep Meep