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darf
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
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YOU FINALLY WROTE RARIJACK. CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS.
Why does everything you write...make me happy?
3213682 I'd think those are two perfectly good reasons not to—
>rarijack
>mah otp
darf you made my fandom glands swell with fertile jelly
take me now you stud
This pleases me.
unf
Counting the Rarity solo you wrote, this balances the scales on Rarity fics from you. Thank you, darf.
how long till this gets featured? I say within the hour; oh, and I came.
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sicko
lol Poor horny Applejack.
Rarijack is best ship
3213683
You beat me to it
>Applejack
Meh. Also reminds me of forever faithful, except not nearly as good (fucked up).
Why don't you write more fucked up stories? cater to my individual needs above your hordes of other followers damit!!111
Should "nearby had" be "nearby hat"? It would make more sense that way.
Haha, nicely done, dude.
~Skeeter The Lurker
That… was highly amusing. Love this playful version of Rarity, after all you've got to be cruel to be kind, and she does that very well here
Applejack is methinks in the best of hooves.
(Actually, my only niggle would be that a battery operated vibrator (assuming that was what the pink wire was going to) seem oddly out of place in Equestria. One would think a unicorn as telekinetically gifted as Rarity could do well on her own. Also, thank Luna for oblivious relatives).
(Edit: Now that I think about it, a battery operated vibrator would not require Rarity to expend more magic (presumably turning a knob up or down takes the same, small, amount of energy), as she does here, so either it is battery operated in which case you just used Rarity increasing her… efforts for dramatic, if somewhat nonsensical, effect, or the vibrator is of magic and dubious construction as one would probably prefer to integrate the magic receptacle within the ovoid for simplicity and self containment. But, I digress.)
This was fun. Though I half-expected Applejack to smack Rarity at some point...
"As much as she wanted to taunt further, Rarity wasn’t overly cruel."
Like hell she wasn't, that is not how you treat someone you love! If I were Applejack I might have gone along with idea of hers but by the time things got to the closet I probably would have hit her.
I'm not a big fan of stories like this.
However, the chapter title - Good Vibrations - was hilariously terrible.
3213682
You bastard!
I'm sorry, I haven't actually read your story but I saw it featured and I saw something that quite frankly, I find stupid.
Since when does the use of vibrators require a trigger warning? If it was rape triggers, I'd understand (not that I'm all for these trigger warnings, but I'd understand.)
But a vibrator? Do you really think anyone would get upset about that? Please tell me no-one seriously gets upset about that.
As long as it's tagged mature, I don't think anyone truly has a right to complain about something so silly.
Very well done. Enjoyed it tremendously.
Erotic as hell, but holy shit does Rarity need some smoochin with Kicks McGee for putting Applejack through that.
That was so fucking hot! Thumbs up!
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How was I not following you yet? We're practically wiener cousins.
As to the story, another work of art.
Hot, epic and a great Rarijack. With that and other one, you win me as a follower, dude
Rarity's lack of consideration in this story bugs me, but I suppose that really isn't the point of this anyway.
This here is a fine example of EROTIC fiction, as opposed to straight-up clop. Not that I don't enjoy those as well.
Captured these two's characters beautifully. Loved it.
Amazingly well paced, well wrought and well finished. That was very enjoyable and I'm not Applejack, who must have almost gone out of her mind. A couple of comments have noted Rarity's distance and lack of consideration, but she said she was out to take AJ's mind off the dinner and relieve her stress, and I'd say the distraction worked. I'm stunned AJ would go for something like this in the first place, but we've seen that Rarity can be quite persuasive
One thing I like about pretty much all your clop pieces that I've read is that you're so expressive and creative with sounds. Not just the "hit the nail on the head" description of the loud house-shaking thump, but this:
Couldn't have put it better myself
Dat Beach Boys reference.
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Bra-fucking-vo
....but one thing I didn't like an awful lot. Rarity's attitude. At the beginning you get the point that she does whatever she wants and Applejack can't really do anything about it (which is really more her own fault). I hated her a little, but I got over it, figuring "Hey she likes her own way, but at least AJ seems to like it. Fucked up as it is, she IS only trying to help."
But then I get to the parts where Applejack is begging, and its hot... until it mentions the tears starting to form in her eyes. Visibly. And Rarity is still not letting up on the poor girl.
I just think tears, even in infancy, should really be the line. A this point I just really think Rarity is a self-centered sadist.
Not a critique in anyway. Just a small hiccup for me personally.
Still... Bra-fucking-vo!