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  • 62w, 2d
    to whom it may concern (apology)

    it's no secret that i'm a completely stuck up asshole.

    wait, let me start over.

    it's no secret that i take writing—including fanfiction especially—way too seriously. for most people, writing words about cartoon horses is a hobby, a minor creative outlet, a way to have fun. to me, it's been a way of life. i guess that's the side effect of making it my sole means of creativity for a while.

    as such, it's not uncommon that i've espoused a volatile opinion here or there, or said something that stepped on someone's toes in some way or another. i don't mean to imply any inflated sense of worth or importance on myself here—but people have gotten mad at me for various reasons, i've gotten mad at them for just as many, and there have been times where fanfiction, something that's supposed to be wonderful and cheerful, has been miserable.

    one of those instances (or several of them, really) has been in regards to 'riffing'. i have to say, as i've said before, that i don't have anything inherently against the concept of a 'riff'—in the same way that i can look at something dumb on the internet or tv and laugh at it with friends, i think sharing in the communal mockery of something in good spirits can be fun. i've never really enjoyed Mystery Science Theater 3000, or Rifftracks, but i understand why people would, and am ready to accept they're just not for me.

    what i have a problem with, however, are riffs that constitute little more than personal attacks, or even just reductive, repeated commentary about quality. when people riff something, the idea is to make jokes about the content; references, allusions, or taking the absurd qualities of the content and using them as a launching point for observations. it's not to relentlessly mock the perceived quality of something. watching a movie and saying 'holy cow this is shitty' isn't funny—it's just simple-minded and uninteresting, and the same can be said of writing. that's why i had a problem when reading 'riffs' on some of my stories; repeated things like 'wow look at these big words this guy sure is full of himself', mocking the quality of the writing, word-choice, sentence structure—all of those things should be separate from the premise, which is kind of the point of making fun of something in that way. i don't feel like people 'got it'.

    that said, this isn't me giving a dissertation on what comedy is. it's meant to be an apology. for as much as i can say i have justifiable reason to have lashed out at the people who have 'riffed' my stuff in the past, i don't want to hold a grudge anymore. i feel like a creator lashing out because of a perceived insult against themselves or their work is a lot more justifiable than personal attacks over a perceived grandiloquence—but that's not really the issue.

    i want to say i'm sorry. i take myself too seriously. i take writing, and especially fanfiction, too seriously. i don't want to harbour any ill will to people who were using my stories as a vessel to have fun, or to make other people laugh. while i fully believe my reactions were not entirely unreasonable, the extent to which i construed mockings of my work as a personal attack is not acceptable. while things turned into legitimate personal attacks later, i feel if i had started out on the right foot and not blown up by being overly sensitive in the first place, things would have gone much better in the long run.

    to that end: people reading this who i've pissed off in this fashion—i'm sorry. consider this a wholesale apology. i'd like very much to bury the hatchet and go to bed knowing i'm bowing my head and wishing to make amends to anyone i've wronged in this fashion.

    if there are any people from this group that i have blocked, please find some way to let me know and i will be happy to unblock you. please take full license to make fun of my stories as much as you want in whatever fashion, though again i will say that i feel the difference between mocking the content and mocking the author is what makes a good joke.

    if you're unwilling to accept my apology, i understand, but would like to extend it regardless.

    and, to anyone who has no idea what the fuck i'm talking about, is wondering why i'm not posting more porn, or who just wants me to shut up—sorry to you guys too. i'll stop typing here.

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  • 63w, 5d
    nevermind

    i lied

    sorry

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  • 64w, 2d
    not with a bang, but a whimper

    i'm back

    (sort of)

    expect horseporn in a couple days

    also possibly other things.

    after that, i dunno.

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  • 65w, 6d
    i heard you like anthrobloom (shameless horsesex promotion)

    i haven't made a blog post in a while because i'm dead inside but i don't feel like talking about that right now

    IBP posted a new story just now that i'd like to pimp because i edited a good chunk of it. i forgot to give it a final oversight, but it had made some major progress last i checked, and even though i hate anthro, it involves a naked Applebloom getting filled with a million dicks, which is okay in my book.

    go check it out if you need something to sate your masturbatory longing without me actually writing anything. IBP's a good kid. he needs your vote to become president of the horsepornography republic. stay staunch, comrades.

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  • 67w, 4d
    PFV Interview and some housekeeping

    howdy all

    as seems to be the custom when these things happen, i'm obligated by ethereal demand to say that A Single Step was posted to the Ponyfiction Vault. you can click on that linky thing to read my interview, super-extra-special-early edition—and of course, next week, the one that everyone will see will go up on fimmyfics proper.

    so.

    i'd always kind of hoped or dreamed that something i'd write would get the nebulous honor of some guy saying 'this is pretty good'. like all goals in life, i have to say the euphoria that came with it was kind of fleeting—but, that being said, it makes me sort of happy when i think about it, if for nothing more than saying that i've contributed something worthwhile to a community i care about.

    anyway.

    Bad Horse wrote this blog thing about 'Why we write?' for One Man's Pony Ramblings. he originally asked for my help putting the post together, but scrapped the stuff i came up with when it wasn't easy to fit it cohesively with his own writing; i don't know if i'll get permission to post my own essay on the same topic, or what. in any case, it's a subject i thought was worth discussing, and Bad Horse is a cool dude who says neat things. so go check it out, if you feel like it. if i get the okay, i may share parts of my version later.

    lastly, my favorite ponyfiction author in the world AP wrote a story about... well, it's pretty obvious. it made me really upset to read but that's good because life is a process, and if we run from the things that upset us we'll never overcome them. i can't say it was as impactful as Pink, Blue, and Ivory, but i think it's a meaningful story that people should read anyway. herein lies the link

    to anyone wondering about new stories: i'm having a bit of a rough spot. life is really tough and shitty right now and honestly i feel like my stomach is eating me from the inside out. i've gotten scraps and half-finished drafts of about five or six stories right now (mostly porn), but can't convince myself to finish any of them. i dunno how long this new block'll last, or what will make it go away, but i promise i'll try hard to put out some new content when i can get over my shitt feelings.

    thanks everyone for reading, as usual.

    catch you on the flip side.

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#1 · 110w, 6d ago · 2 · · Morning After ·

Requires moar foalcon :v

>>1420342 I'm not crazy about foalcon. It just doesn't feel right to me.

#3 · 110w, 6d ago · 1 · · Home Sick ·

10/10 I approve considerably!

With a man with dumb of a name I will consider to read your story...

#5 · 110w, 6d ago · · · Being Small ·

Ah Youth. :ajsmug:

wat

does this have the sexes in it

>>1420573

chapter three does, yeah

wat

>>1420583

Wow, I didn't actually expect you to respond.

Kudos to you, only good authors respond to blatantly stupid comments.

>>1420608

this is correct

What is it about this couple that attracts people? Including me.

>>1420855

Flitter and CC are a pair of very pretty ponies

>>1420855

For me it's not the couple so much as YAY MORE CLOUDCHASER! I could care less about the other characters. xD

EDIT: Is there going to be more to this? With all the build up and paths you left open I'm kinda anticipating more. I really wanna see Thunderlane's reaction when he gets home at an inopportune time.

>>1420936

i will say i had the most fun writing cloudchaser in this story

a girl who's spunky and not afraid to be frank about sex is kind of super hot

probably why i enjoy writing vinyl so much. lyra's the same in that regard as well, at least for me.

Yet another incredible clopfic, Darf. Keep up the amazing work!

>>1420549 your profile is epic

Heh heh heh... nice edit on the cover pic, there. :trollestia:

I loved the NSFW version of the cover picture as soon as I saw it, and I love you for making this fic! :pinkiehappy: I will read it tomorrow morning, and I am sure it will be awesome!!!!! :rainbowkiss: You have my favorite and my thumbs-up already!! <3

This is great.

95% percent of the fanfics I've read involving these four (Cloudchaser, Flitter, Thunderlane, and Rumble)

ALWAYS have sex in them. :unsuresweetie:

#21 · 110w, 6d ago · 1 · · Movie Time ·

I hope you know I'm not exaggerating when I say this

You are quite literally the reason I have an account here

A friend sent me the link to your 40 oz Bounce Story, and I was shocked. It was brilliant, I didn't think people could write good fanfiction before that. Afterwards I signed up, favorited, and followed you.

To this day you amaze me with the quality you put in to each chapter.

Long story short, I wanted to say thank you, for everything

Best of luck, and keep being awesome :twilightsmile:

Like

A

Mother

Fucking

Boss

:moustache:

#23 · 110w, 6d ago · 1 · · Home Sick ·

Wind Beneath Her Wings

I see what you're doing here... Don't lie to me, I see everything.

EVERYTHING

>>1422199

surprised you're the first one to catch that

>>1421859

That makes me part of the 5%!

#26 · 110w, 6d ago · 1 · · Being Small ·

I've only read the first chapter and I already know I'm gonna like this. You write well, my friend. Pure grammar, great description, nice dialogue, and showing the emotions of Rumble was very well done. Let's see how I'm liking this in a few chapters, shall we? :twilightsmile:

>>1422563

comments like these always add so much

thanks for sharing

#29 · 110w, 6d ago · 2 · · Movie Time ·

Man oh man, that was the sexiest thing I've read in a very long time. The relentless descriptions of every phase of the sex were so vivid that it didn't take much to picture it. And mad props for not being afraid to use words like cunt and cock - it really accelerated my excitement.  I also like how long the story is; I couldn't keep myself from climaxing before the end - my favorite kind of read.

Now I need to change my sheets.

Darf churning out fuckin sweet fics again. So many happies. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Edit: *sees it's featured* Hell, it's about time.

#31 · 110w, 6d ago · 1 · · Morning After ·

Read it. You are now my Iron Will. Because I'm 100% satisfied. I mean GOOD GRAVY, MAN! That was some wickedly hot stuff right there. It wasn't realistic, it wasn't in any shape or form even close to canon. And I liked every single word of it.

About the story itself. I think there was some pheromones in that potion as well, because both of the mares went wild after they took a whiff of his "musk". Without that idea, I think the story would have gone too fast. And also CC's reaction in the last chapter was one of the best "oh shit" -moments in a long while. Also Zecora needs a little (or not so little) thankyou from a certain colt.

And I need a cold shower and a lie down. And new pants.:twilightblush:

>>1422648>>1422569

just wanted to say i love reading comments like these - they're the reason why i like writing this stuff

glad you guys enjoyed it

I have seen the NSFW version of that title cover.

That was awesome. Loving how you wove the growing up theme together with porn. This is why I follow you.

And you got featured! Congrats, you deserve it.

>>1422699

Got a link?

There´s quite alot of RumblexCLodu ChaserxFlitter lately isn´t there? Not that i´d complain about it. :rainbowlaugh:

Wow, not only was this (in CloudChaser's words) "one fucking hot session of clop", you also managed to write Drop the (b)Ass, another incredible clop fic. You, sir, deserve some sort of award, possibly one with lots of monies.

Also, I second the idea that girls that are spunky are super hot. That may or may not have something to do with Rainbow Dash being my favorite pony. :rainbowwild:

You know, I can't help but feel sorry for Rumble. I mean, waking up to be small again...after that. Man that was harsh. And, yeah, I kind of liked Flitter with him. I mean, she cares for the little guy. Cloudchaser too, but Flitters more open with her emotions. I do so hope it works out. (And Rumble. Don't be a stud. Look for a mare who loves you and wants to be with you, instead of just having one night stands. Perhaps one day, you can tell your own colts and fillies about growing up...MInus the sex parts.)

#41 · 110w, 6d ago · 2 · · Morning After ·

Who's the grey pegssus

That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

(Rumle!)

You're damn right

Who is the colt

That would risk his neck for his brother colt?

(Rumble!)

Can ya dig it?

Who's the pony that won't cop out

When there's danger all about

(Rumble!)

Right on

You see this pony Rumble is a bad mother--

(Shut your mouth)

But I'm talkin' about Rumble.

(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated colt

But no one understands him but his mare

(Big Rumble)

>>1420583

i could not miss the fact that the story says complete....

he did not get his fill up

zecora did not get her fill up

and i would kill to see the reaction of his brother walking in the room and saying ''hey i got free ear---''

damn that would be hell to coffer up

guess  sometimes its better to dream that to see huh?

Oh, why did I read this?!?! :raritycry:.......:ajsleepy:.........:facehoof:.......:moustache:

#44 · 110w, 5d ago · 1 · · Movie Time ·

holy fucking imagery batman..

This...this is, bar none, the best clopfic I have ever read. It is so fucking descriptive...I mean..wow..

:coolphoto::coolphoto:

give us......moar!

Ahhh, so the legendary darf submits yet another story, eh?

I'll check this out. Eventually.

[color=grey]Damn my ever-growing list of read laters...they drive me to insanity!

#47 · 110w, 5d ago · · · Home Sick ·

I haven't read that far into the chapter, but it seems like Zecora gave the kid Ayahuasca* with some aphrodisiacs brewed in there.

*Ayahuasca is an incredibly powerful psychedelic brew from the Amazon rainforest.

Well that was interesting. What else do you have in store?

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