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Question. If Celstia just got a humanoid body, how does she know how to pleasure herself with it already? And how does she know how to put on a show so well?
Soooo wait. Did he actually put it into Celestia or did he just stand there and jerk it?
4508987 With as long as Celestia has lived, it probaby isn't the first time. Besides, if you're immortal and get bored then you suddenly have something new to play with, what are you going to spend your free time doing?
I was literally rolling with laughter when Celestia was talking about the Commander of the Guard and the Summer Sun Celebration. That was priceless XD
Just put the cup in the fridge and label: 'NOT for Pinkie's consumption!',BEST PRANK EVVVVERRRR!!!
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He just stood there and jerked it.
4509074 SOme of the things in the fridge are milk, some are sperm. No labels, russian rullet! No one win!
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Fucking Tollestia!
God though, that was good.
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BEST PEEPSHOW EVER!!!!
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Practice
There's plot in my clop. Who put that there?!
4509293 "oh yeah,guys,some of the milk in the fridge is not milk! I'm a horse breeder now!"
-family guy
4511032 Right on the nose.
Excellent writing. I always enjoy your humor. I do hope that the fun will not solely rest on Celestia's shoulders however. You have many other developed characters to use (get it. Both story and body wise. Haha!). I also liked Luna's discussions, so don't just drop those just yet! I like how you are portraying Celestia and as I have told you before this is a great story. Keep up the exceptional work!
And this is exactly why I'm reading and faving this: NONE OF THE USUAL BULLSHIT. Sure, you've got every harem anime cliche ever conceived here but you've also done such a good job of lampooning it that it works really well and is very entertaining. Bravo, sir.
4511066 brown nose...? XD
4512313 hehe, cute.
4512336 XD
4512422 Glad I could amuse you
Wait, he seriously didn't accept his role yet?
Wtf, I mean, come on!
He is meant to fuck hot 'alien' babes and he chickens out?
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Fuck this guy.
-Zeph
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Praise like this is what keeps me going. Also, lame puns are always welcome in the comments.
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See above
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Let's just say that if it was that easy for him, this story would be a lot shorter and less interesting.
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I see your point, however, only a gay man would decline the mass of big boobed babes, or someone whose willy was cut off.
I like the story, the writing style and everything until this chapter.
Becuase this 'Oh my gawd, I have to fuck perfectly shaped women to get back hooome' of the protagonist is a disgraceful and utter bullshit.
Let's clear something.
'Im not trolling here, nor giving hate.
I'm only deeply disappointed because of something that is completely illogical.
-Zeph
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Sounds like a lie, it IS Tia and it IS about cakes
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while this story is good, i do have a problem. i know it is intended, but the constant snide remarks about harem fic's and other such erotic kinks get on my nerves. Several of these kinks i enjoy, and while everyone is entitled to their own likes and dislikes, if you truly don't like these things then that's fine, but don't demean them and those who do enjoy them. a little joke here or there that pokes fun at them is fine, but downright denouncement of a specific kink isn't. I'm not trying to tell you how to write your story, but please be more considerate of your readers, Up until this chapter, it was fine, but this one went way too far.
Okay, I'm not gonna go into anything else about the fic right now cuz I'm tired and i'mma log off in a sec. But, I gotta know: do you seriously experience a refractory period measured in hours?
Cuz that's kinda depressing.
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It's a function of age. Mid to late teens? Yeah, you'll probably be ready to go in 30 to 45 minutes. It drops off in your 20s, so if you're still young, enjoy it while it lasts. Bill's age isn't explicitly stated, but I'm writing him as roughly mid-20s, so 3-4 times a day is a reasonable average. Late 40s or older? You'll probably need chemical assistance (read: Viagra) to go more than once a day. Trying to go before your 'cooldown' period is finished can actually be painful.
Granted, there are a few men who are able to achieve multiple orgasms back to back, but they are very few and very far between. Also, going off too many times in too short a time span can lead to nutrient deficiencies.
That was way more than I ever thought I would type to explain how a penis works![:applejackconfused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackconfused.png)
4523668 I debated whether to let this go, but I just can't. Let's do this.
Look, I'mma start by throwing this up here. Refractory Period. It's got statistics. Now I know, I know, "Wikipedia isn't reliable," but all you gotta do is check sources. Most of which are published books, it seems.
That in mind, I'mma have to say you might be overstating this a bit. First of all, men in their forties aren't super old. Sure, they've probably lost some pep but on the whole, your ability to perform doesn't generally drop off precipitously just because you're not a strapping young pubescent anymore. The average refractory period (taking into account all adult males from sexual maturity to men in their 70s) is about half an hour according to the study cited in that article.
Now, I'm not gonna crap on your personal experiences. After all, everyone's different and I don't know you from Adam. I'm just saying that you might have some unrealistic notions about how some of this works on average.
Won't argue there. I have literally met one man who even claims to have that capacity, ever.
... No. Not even sorta. Not unless you're already malnourished. Ejaculate doesn't have the volume to manage that. How do you even come to this conclusion?
I am fairly familiar with how a penis works, thanks.
Dude, this isn't clop. You cannot classify it as E, either, but it sure as hell ain't clop. Maybe if you actually put a clop scene in there, instead of just a paragraph?
No words can describe what I have just read................
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4530666 it's building up to it.....
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HOW COME THEY GET TO BE IMMORTAL, ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like someone needs to pony-up and put her hoof down instead of nodding along to people she outranks and laws she controls. Especially when it interferes with her own or Equestria’s protection.
Actually, that only just happened thanks to him explaining how terrible a person you’ve been acting. Also, she started it.