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Ahem,He's a douchebag when drunk.....Though to be fair,I dont think many can really blame him
Bill won the game.
...this guy's a real ass when drunk. I can excuse him being an ass the rest of the time for his circumstances, but that last bit was really bad. Left Rainbow and the audience hanging.
'I came inside Rainbow Dash.'
THIS
My god... my sides...
Too much. I need a breather.
(Go on!)
-Zeph
What a dick. There could of been so much more fun to be had.
well this is the 10th worst clop seen i have ever read
future bill is going to be in a future world of pain
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I can blame him plenty for many things....
- Leaving Dash hanging... not cool
- Cumming inside without knowing if she can get pregnant or not... not cool.
- Leaving the audience hanging... Eratosthenes, not cool.
- Not taking full advantage of being able to make love to a beautiful gal, no matter what species... NOT COOL!
And several other things that I really don't want to get into.
That being said, good chapter, can't wait to see how Dash is going to get back at him for that!
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Well, what did you expect? A paragon of chivalry who's constantly on his absolute best behavior at all times regardless of circumstances? That's worse than an asshole protagonist. That's just boring.
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That was the idea. That's what happens when you just dive in without a proper build-up. Disappointment all around.
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These guys get it
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If Shep isn't nailing an alien, you're not playing the game right
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Fucks given = 0
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Only 10th worst? Dare I ask about 1-9?
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How do you figure? She got what she asked for. Besides, there are far more fun and interesting ways for this to blow up (I know because of what I have planned ).
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Of course I get it.
4102747 is memory servs corect it was something with necrophilia or Vore
4102747 rainbow is one who is a sore looser and one to get revenge, especially when someone out smart her
Interesting way to get revenge, although I have to wonder what Bill will think when he realizes he could get alien STD's that are both incurable and painful for him, or that Rainbow Dash might be pregnant. The mares are in heat after all.
4101936 what everyone in /mlp/ could not do in their lives, Bill did in a drunken stupor.
That was best ending. She was one of the first to turn to violence towards him, and just as judgmental as twilight. She earned it in my eyes.
Really?
Hey, I got mine.
Something tells me that RD will--at least temporarily--turn into her quadrupedal form after her body absorbs all of Bill's "magic"
I'd like to be mad here... Douche bag (check), Has a world of beautiful naked alien women (check), Only way to save the world is him getting off (check), plays the one pump and done game with Rainbow Dash (then is a prick and doesn't even give a fu....reeking reacharound!!! (check)). But somehow I cant help but see that Bill is just a representation of Humanity as a whole. Nothing but Douche bag pricks that has no fucks to give when we bend some beautiful treasure over and defile...
No I'm just jealous... so.. so.. jelly. AND SO IS EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!
Well, the next day is going to be so full of awkward.
I bet Rainbow will be quadrupedal again which is going to raise all sorts of interesting questions. There's no way to hide being the only pony on the planet. She can yell at him but she got most of what she wanted in the first place. Not that she'll probably be able to get in a word edgewise with Bill once her friends and the princesses begin investigating the previous evening and what it means for them. And once Dash is a pony there's probably no way Bill will be willing to 'go again' to do it right.
Rainbow pissed but largely impotent.
Bill horrified by the can of worms he just opened.
Everypony else shocked and probably resistant to the nature of the solution.
EDIT: P.S. I know it won't work this way, but it would be funny if the ponies shifted after each "donation" from Bill. So he has sex with Rainbow and she becomes a pony. She forces him to do it right the next time and becomes anthro again. etc.
Wow, Richard is a Dick. Who knew?
That ending made me laugh. I had to reread it because at first I didn't believe it had happened. It's also a departure from usual clop that I wasn't expecting. As for future Bill, he'll probably have to deal with a grumpy RD and rumors that he's a one second wonder until he explains to her that it was a prank that he set up for when she wasn't looking. At that point I get the feeling that a prank war will begin.
My sides. Why do you do this to my sides.
Still, the pink one is probably a better teacher than Bill would be for this. We take walking for granted. The pink one went from being a quadruped to walking as a biped. She has the experience that her friends need, and it's fresh in her mind. I doubt Bill remembers how hard it was to go from crawling on all fours to walking. I certainly don't even with the videos my parents took.
I liked how you answered the 'why him' where the portal anchor was concerned, and I enjoyed how Bill chewed Twilight out. The fact that Twilight is still the only one that refers to Bill as Richard was actually one of the things that convinced me that the ponies are trying to make him comfortable. That being said, the descriptions of the wardrobe that the girls wore to the toga party was hilarious. Well, it was hilarious as an outsider. If I was actually there, it would have been extremely awkward for me - but hey, there was alcohol involved and that solves everything.
I wonder what sort of surprise Celestia has for Bill in the morning. I hope it's trolltastic.
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After what he pulled in chapter 5, I hope you do inflict some things on him^^
It's true that perfect protagonists are usually boring, but one of the appeals of a more flawed personality is "reap what you sow".
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RE: Leaving everyone hanging. See my reply to Tatsurou in my other comment. I'll get to the impregnation thing in a minute.
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Yeah, I think we can just leave it at that.
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Bill already got his satisfaction from Twilight. Rainbow Dash wasn't really on his radar. She was just a convenient target for Bill's 'rebelliousness' against his situation (which will be expanded in the next chapter).
As for the STDs and pregnancy thing (4102739, this is for you too), The doctors had several days when he was quarantined to test as many fluid and tissue samples as they wanted for cross-communicable diseases and biological compatibility. While I may be pushing things a bit on the magic side to fit the plot, I'm also trying to keep the world-building aspect at least somewhat semi-plausible. The likelihood of a human being able to impregnate an alien is so far beyond remote that it's not even worth mentioning. It's not a narrative 'one in a million shot'. It's serious business 'not gonna happen'.
Well done, another great chapter from the great writter. Can't wait to see what you'll do next.
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Wait. When was she violent towards him? If you're referring to when she and AJ dove on him in chapter 1, they were trying to restrain him to keep him from hurting himself because they thought he was going to panic. As for her verbal treatment, Twilight constantly giving orders kind of overshadowed that in his mind. See my reply to Smithy Jones in the previous comment.
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Speculation abounds
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Congratulations! You're the first one to comment on something other than the ending. Have a moustache I felt that leaving things to Pinkie would be a healthy reminder to the others that 'Pinkie being Pinkie' doesn't necessarily mean she's talking nonsense.
RE: the portal spell, it wasn't so much explaining the 'why him' in my mind but how one of the top magic experts in Equestria could fuck it up so badly. Rather than pin it on Twilight directly (like in most fucked-up portal HIE entries), the spell derped because of recklessness and bad luck with variables beyond her control.
RE: Twilight continuing to address him as, "Richard." At first, she was uncomfortable with the level of familiarity implied in calling him, "Bill." Now, it's a little more complicated than that. She knows Bill is deliberately irritating her, and she knows that calling him, "Richard," irritates him. That's all I'm going to say about that
RE: the 'togas'. It was inevitable given that they still don't know the rules for human clothing. All they know is that nudity = awkwardness. They haven't associated the awkwardness with any particular area. They also know where Bill's eyes have been gravitating to despite his best efforts (don't think they haven't caught him looking). If that's what he likes to see, then let's design the clothes to draw his attention to those areas
They don't call it "social lubricant" or "liquid courage" for nothing
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That's a good sub-theme to play with, but the main one for this story is, "Be careful what you wish for." (not just for the characters, but the audience as well )
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Your appreciation is much appreciated
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Yep, just a little shout-out
So in order for them to get their bodies back they must have sex, well I heard worse reasons of getting into someone pants, or boxers in this case. So far good story.
4107132 I'm glad, hmm. However this did give me an idea to do an anthro type story of my own, but I'll have to think about it latter once I finish the F.A.T.E series.
So until then, keep up the awesome work. And never stop enjoying your work, for your creation is a work of love and art to all.
4104544 pinkie is a hacker, she doesn't count.
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It's good that Bill won't have to worry about the physical consequences of having sex, but he doesn't know that. Nobody ever explained to him that there's no chance of STDs or pregnancy happening.
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LOLz, sorry, I didn't mean for that to come off as serious as you aparently took it. I really did enjoy the chapter, and while that is a dick move on his part, and I couldn't see myself doing the same, I can understand why he did it... to some extent.
As for the pregnancy thing, really I was just reaching for things to pretend to complain about at that point, but I would like to note that other than this comment, you never actually explain to anyone in the story itself that the doctors tested that possibility as well, and that it's guaranteed that he can't get them pregnant.
Really can't wait for more from this story, it's very good so far!
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It wasn't stated explicitly, but it was sort of implied in the "quarantined until we're sure there's no danger" bit.
Just going by the reaction to that one scene (nearly to the exclusion of all else), I'm actually kind of proud that I accomplished exactly what I set out to do with it. At its core, this story is intended as a satirical deconstruction of anthro ponies and HIE clop tropes (not saying there won't be real clop ). That scene in particular was just my way of challenging the idea that fucking with the audience requires breaking the 4th wall.
That being said, be prepared for lots of fanon to be lampshaded, subverted, and even flat out ignored in the coming chapters
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I am intrigued... continue, good sir.
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Q1. Did the spell also affected all the changelings and griffons, Dragons, zebras, Draconequus (I mean Discord), Minotaurs, Breezies, & the Diamond Dogs?
Q2. Is some crystal ponies going to make appearance in this fic?
Q3. Did the spell reach the Griffon Kingdom too?
Q4. Are these characters going to make appearance in this fic?:
Shining Armor
Big Mac
Zecora
Gilda
Braeburn
Princess Cadance
Spike in anthro form
Discord in Anthro form
Prince Blueblood
Carrot Cake and Cup Cake
Hoity Toity
Sapphire Shores
Iron Will
Ms. Harshwhinny
Prim Hemline
Gustave Le Grande
Fleur Dis Lee
For the unedited version of the pics try reverse search image those pics in images google you will find the uncrop version.
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Hold on there for a sec. Keep in mind that this is all being told from Bill's perspective (no, I'm not going to rewrite from alternate perspectives because that's too much work, and I'm already swamped as it is).
A1/A3: I'm answering these two together because they're basically the same question. It's not really relevant to Bill's story as I have it planned, so whether it affected them or not is basically up to readers' discretion (unless I change my mind down the road). Also, does it even make sense for changelings to be affected? They're a race of shapeshifters for crying out loud.
A2/A4: I'm answering these two together for the same reason I answered 1 and 3 together. To put it simply, this isn't the kind of story where I hand-cart my OC around on an all-Equestria meet/greet/fuck tour. I don't have the time for that. Background characters will make appearances on an as-needed basis. Even I don't have that completely ironed out as it mostly falls into the category of 'minor details to be filled in as I go along'.
Edit: As a side note, I haven't watched any of season 4 yet, so don't expect references to pop up until I get around to that. Even then, I won't make a reference unless it fits the story as-is because I'm not retconning it in just to 'keep up with canon'.
Richard will definitely give them...
ZE MAGICKZ
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Never leave a lady hanging, Johnson is a DICK!
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Yep, totally saw that cumming.
I'll show myself out.
Mother...of...DIABLO!
RUN, BITCH! RUUUUUUUUN! Rainbow not gonna be happy bout that...
( I am fully capable of talking civilly, I just don't want to. )
Shepard: We'll bang, ok
And this is the chapter I realized that Bill was not one dick, but three.
His little prank was hilarious!
He came inside rainbow dash...lol.
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Heh. I was just about to quote that, myself.
To be fair, she did tell him that she wanted it fast.
While it may be true that having a protagonist who's nice all the time is boring, there's an important factor to consider: Is a character who's a jerk all the time interesting? An interesting character is one that has multiple facets and approaches a problem within a reason (Whether good or bad). Then, it is up to the reader to decide whether the character is one that they willingly invest their time into, or pass because they felt the execution had too much or too little put into it. For me, so far... I'd have to say that Richard is slightly under just OK.
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Careful what you wish for, Dashie!
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