Applejack's vocabulary destroys Ponyville.

It's Ghost Nappa haunting Rarity, what more do you want?

Although seriously, if Mr. Popo can come to Equestria, so can Nappa.

I genuinely hope to see Vegeta come to Equestria next. Apparently Vegeta's already in Equestria. Whoda thunk it?

Art is a combination of this piece of beauty by brolyeuphyfusion9500 and a screencap

Every pony dies - some perish as foals, some are practically immortal, but the Reaper will take his due. Not even an Alicorn is untouchable.

A collection of one-shot death scenes for various characters, accompanied by ratings and warnings.

Chapter 1: Fluttershy (Everyone: sad)
Chapter 2: Princess Luna (Everyone?: dark)
Chapter 3: Applejack (Teen: violence, some gore, grimdark)
Chapter 4: The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Everyone: touch of comedy)

Rated Teen for violence and mild gore in Apple Harvest.
Note: The stories are not part of a single continuity.

"Dear Derpy Hooves... I love your butt, and so, I wrote this letter to inform you about it! Probably not one of my best ideas, but I couldn't resist. You just had to know about my feelings."

Derpy's gotten an odd love letter in the mail from a very secret admirer. Who this might be? She may never know...

Coauthored with RainbowBob

What started out as a simple conversation escalated into... this. Considering I wrote most of it, RainbowBob told me I should be the one to post it. So, I am.

This story was inspired by, though not really related to "Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You" and its sequel "Dear Princess Luna: I Love You"

Christian Weston Chandler, literally the worst human to ever exist, uses the might of his autism to pierce the veil between realities. Now he and his son, Sonichu, the electric-hedgehog-type pokemon, find themselves in Equestria facing an enemy the likes of which has never been seen.
Can these legendary heroes save our beloved ponies? Read and find out you digital dumbey!

A crossover with autism.
Like for Jesus. Favorite for ponies. Dislike/Ignore if you want FIM to be canceled.

If you don't know who/what Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu are, I envy you, though such knowledge is not required to enjoy this scrumptious story.

Featured: 9/4/13 & 2/4/15 :)
Thanks for helping me reach this story's goal of 100 likes.

Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.

Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?

It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.

Slug Master Elite is just a tentacle pony living a bland tentacle pony life. Unfortunately, one day, he begins craving a sandwich. Now, with the help of his friend, Velocirapper, he has to go get one. But how far will he go in his quest for the most delectable treat of all man pony kind?

I wrote this over a year ago, but never submitted it.
Tentacle ponies are originally from my other story, 'Raptor-tastic', but I felt like writing something about them since they hardly get mentioned.

Celestia's glorious butt destroys all of Equestria.

My head hurts like it's just been pummeled by a Thwomp, the planet I wanted to rule is taken over by a Shadow Queen, I'm stuck on a planet filled with rainbow horses that make me want to go drown myself in quicksand, and I don't have any snacks. I hate my life.

He won a magic duel against Princess Celestia... with His wings.

He preformed a Sonic Rainboom... with the rocket jets He made by hoof.

He went back in time... and bucked King Sombra off the Crystal Tower.

He is The Most Interesting Colt in the World... and He's making a visit to a little town named Ponyville.

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This is a collaboration fanfic. These two authors met up in Michigan and came up with this stupid splendiferous idea.

Authors are:
FlanChan
Dunsparce

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Final Pinkie Pie joke source: WinterTwister
Final Fluttershy joke source: Sliverfish