Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!
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My head hurts like it's just been pummeled by a Thwomp, the planet I wanted to rule is taken over by a Shadow Queen, I'm stuck on a planet filled with rainbow horses that make me want to go drown myself in quicksand, and I don't have any snacks. I hate my life.
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And away we go with what will be a most awesome tale!
~Skeeter The Lurker
And now that he knows of Celestia... How many tries will he take to actually kidnap her?
~Skeeter The Lurker
3146939>>3146942 Dang it! You beat me to it!
3146942
Who are you and what have you done with Skeeter
3146952
... I know not what you speak of...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Bowser, there's a flaw on your plan: There is no Koopa Troop to assist you. lol
But great story, anyway!
3146997 Must. Resist. Spoiling. FUTURE THINGS. SO HARD.
We just need Bowser to be shipped with RD. Yes, I said that; it needs to happen.
The two never give up, they always complain when they lose, they love to brag about themselves and how great they are...
It's perfect!
3147002 Now I'm anxious!
3147009 Well, look forward to it, because this is my new main focus.
That summary. +1
3147059 I poured, like, half my jokes into the Prologue
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
3147097 SO MUCH TIME
3147100
ALL THE THYME
Only reading the prologue (beforehand… hue), and it gets my fav.
Oh, and:
3147165 Giiirl
3147187 Giiiiiiirl, wai dya no bustin' dem caps, yo?
That was perfect!
Do I know the feel. First time playing, I was all like "God, when does the staircase end?!" Sombra is rolling in his grave happily over the Shadow Queen's stair choice.
Is your Wario story in the same canon, can we expect Wario to show up? Crossover, engage!
...
What meat do they eat...?
3147141 no meat? if i were bowser, i would have to go to the cremation center!
Sweet.
3147309 Well, Know one spot where they have meat on the menu in the series...
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdx32hJ8bv1rn7ifko1_500.png So anything is possible I guess, Probably pig meat, I mean, why else would Applejack have pigs on the farm if it wasn't for what pigs are primarily used for?
3147435 Doesn't it matter, pig meat or not? Tofo, maybe? She also has pigs cuz they just need a place to live.
If this gets featured while I'm asleep someone screen cap it for me.
This story has many flaws...for one, its progressing way to fast. We just blew through the introductions of Bowser and ponies. Also, Princess Celestia (and Luna), unlike Princess Peach, are capable of defending themselves (Unless you include Super Princess Peach, then Peach is capable). Finally, how will Bowser survive without minions, a castle, and most importantly...meat??? Sooo many flaws...
(Favorite and Like)
3147543 A couple of those are solved later on actually.
3147547
But seriously, what if Bowser uses that old castle in the Everfree? What if he uses the Diamond Dogs (who, in mind, have no leader) as minions? And how will he react to seeing QUEEN Chrysalis? Sooo many ways this could go.
BUT... this has never been done before (as far as I know). I mean as in a 'Bowser in Equestria' story. Sooo.... I....erm...approve
3147566 So many things I wish I could say but so many spoilers
3147571 Question...since this is from The Thousand Year Old Door, is Bowser in 2d?
3147587 Rather, he's not paper anymore. Yes, he's from TTYD, but the universe is different and it's the same Bowser we all love so the animation style changed. Everything was paper in PM2, so when he transfered to a place that looks different, he changes, too.
3147244 It's even worse then the endless staircase. I told ya, I told ya about stairs bro.
3147703 Sombra would love the Mushroom Kingdom. He'd have a blast with all the Toads.
3146942 Bowser will probably stop after the frist time when he gets blasted by Luna or Celestia. A good strong magic bolt will make sure he knows his place. I'd be more concerned about what he might do in his spare time, especially if he starts craving meat.
3147740
You sure about that...?
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Wait a second... Bowser is half-turtle, half-dragon right (Hence breathing fire)? Dragons are known for being the most magically resistant creatures ever.
Not so sure about that "Capable of defending herself" princess.
You know, I probably wouldn't have given this story a chance if it weren't for the Super Paper Mario cover art. I LOVE the Paper Mario series, and TTYD is my favorite game of all time, so since this comes off of an alternate ending of TTYD, I'm already hooked. Not to mention that if any other incarnation of Bowser (be it from the platformers or the party games, or what have you) this wouldn't be nearly as interesting. Bowser is so one-dimensional in the other games it's not even funny. But in the Paper Mario series, he has so much fun personality I love it. So the Paper Mario Bowser is in Equestria. Awesome premise. There are some grammar issues here and there, though, but I'm eager to see where this goes. Favoriting.
Man this is looking good
Bowser is spot on so far and I can't wait for him to try and make a move on the princesses.
I find it extremely disturbing that Twilight is so calm about someone commenting he could eat a sapient living being.
3149422 I'll fix that up soon. She was supposed to sound like she was confused about him wanting to eat meat, because they barely eat any.
3149422 Well, Griffons live on the same planet, as well as minotaurs, and they eat meat.
3150069 I know that but I imagine that at least while in Equestria they would be forbidden to eat sapient creatures like cows. They would probably be restricted to chicken and pig. Also technically griffins are supposed to eat horses. I don't think the mane six would be friend with Gilda or Gustave that easily if the griffins could just as easily kill their friends while they don't watch.
And on the subject of minotaurs I never understood why they would be more carnivore than humans. They are an hybrid race of a vegetarian animal with a human. If anything they should eat less meat than a human being.
fukkin turts
3146942I am betting that his pathetic antics become so funny that they just let him repetively try and fail, kind of like Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb
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The original Minotaur of Greek myth was a maneater. His father, King Minos, sent human sacrifices into his labyrinth for him to eat. So yes, Minotaurs are carnivores.
CHAPTER ONE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. This is due to my disapproval on how the fist chapter ended
Will be updates tomorrow. Instead of just ending it, Bowser will have a meeting with the Princess.
This is it!
