• Member Since 10th Oct, 2011

Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

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Bulk Biceps liked the time he spent with Fluttershy while qualifying for the Equestria Games. He liked it so much, he’s set his eyes on her.

First, he’s going to have to get past her friend. He’s a nice stallion, why wouldn’t she accept him? It isn’t like he’s just trying to bed Fluttershy, a mare who can’t say no. He isn’t just being friendly as a ruse, so he can add another notch to his bedpost, right? After all, a big, strong stallion like him must have to beat off the mares with a stick. He certainly doesn’t have an ulterior motive. He isn’t a violent, evil, red-eyed stallion with a lecherous heart.

Right?

Edited by: Level Dasher

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On the eve of the Coexistence Carnival - one of the most important celebrations in the world, where each and every kingdom comes together one night in peace to celebrate unity - Celestia (and Luna, I guess) accidentally reveals a secret about themselves.

Or, rather, reveals an accidental secret.

Rated teen because of one utterance of the f-word and one utterance of the b-word.

*Edit*
Wow! What a great response! I also went through it and changed a few wrong words here and there, an awkward sentence at another spot. Nothing major.

I can't believe this got featured! Celebration!

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How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.


Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

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Spike opens up to Twilight about his struggles with his gender identity.

Admitting you're not what others expect of you is difficult. Admitting you're not what you expect of yourself is even harder. And some things don't have simple answers. Spike can't figure out if his time in Ponyville has changed him, or if he was never quite what he imagined he would be in the first place.

Inspired by a comment in an article on autostraddle here: www.autostraddle.com/my-little-pony-lesbianism-is-magic-138465/

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Based off this sketch I drew at work and the resulting skype conversation.


Princess Celestia invites Twilight Sparkle to join her on the roof for sunbathing. The two share a tender moment together building a greater friendship together and moving towards more...

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This story is a sequel to Apex


Finding love is hard enough under normal circumstances, but it's even more complicated when you're the tail of a chimera. As much as Irene may want a fairy-tale romance, her fantasies have so far been stymied by her sisters' rather different opinions on the matter, not to mention the limited choice of species available to chimeras (well, to chimeras who want to have children, that is). However, when the orange pony with the delicious pies gets herself cornered during a delivery, she claims to be the personal friend of a dragon... and apparently, he's single!

Artwork by Page Turner.

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This story is a sequel to What's so Wrong in Having Some Fun?


Snails and Diamond Tiara have been a couple for sometime now, and a very happy one. So why does Snails feels a bit distant all of the sudden?

Diamond Tiara wants to find out why, even if it means spying on him to get the answer.

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Diamond Tiara is a pony of wealth and taste, in her eyes being popular and refined are the most important things in the world. One day, she finds herself spending the day with the most unlikely of ponies: Snails. And as the day passes by, the carefree and simple colt might be able to open her eyes to how vast the world is.

Edited by Rustling Leaves and swirlstar. Cover art by jjamess10. Special thanks to Blackguard.

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Day after day Spike helps Rarity with her work, and it always ends with him coming home dead tired and worn out. Worried about the consequences that this could have on him on the long run, Twilight confronts Spike on the matter.


Inspired by Continue by The Megas. Dedicated to Kamikakushi. Special thanks to Novablast.

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After a discussion in class, Twilight has a very important question to ask her mentor Princess Celestia.

Pre read by ZOMG, Jumbled Thought, Cerulean Voice and Zodiac.
Edited by Dont Look At My Name Bro

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