On the eve of the Coexistence Carnival - one of the most important celebrations in the world, where each and every kingdom comes together one night in peace to celebrate unity - Celestia (and Luna, I guess) accidentally reveals a secret about themselves.
Or, rather, reveals an accidental secret.
Rated teen because of one utterance of the f-word and one utterance of the b-word.
*Edit*
Wow! What a great response! I also went through it and changed a few wrong words here and there, an awkward sentence at another spot. Nothing major.
I can't believe this got featured! Celebration!
Chapters (1)
I don't know whether to facehoof, laugh, or just stay confused. but very good story and twilight clearly has mommy issues.
over all 5/5 moustaches
Luna parts were hilarious. Basically sums up the entire show's approach to Luna.
Sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself.
OMG IT MAKES SOOOOOOO MUCH SENCE!!! CELESTIA IS A HORSE! (and Luna I guess)
Haha poor Luna
A horse, of course. Jesus, mom-lestia, had you have told them already, they'd be over it!
Oh, yeah, and Luna.
"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse."
Few errors here and there, but the story itself was genius.
get wrecked, Luna
I'm sorry, but this just came to mind as I was reading the comments.
That was hilarious.
-Spirit
Wow. This… this is just hilarious. I would usually give a list of pros and cons right about now, but I have no words. This is just awesome.
4831572 And now Cadance and Twilight are Digivolving into Horses too (otherwise known as Equimon)
"We thought you suffered from gigantism, like that mythological creature Andre the Giant and we were all too tactful to bring it up!!" declared Twilight, or Rainbow Dash... or whatever. Doesn't matter.
4834519 Eeyup
4834553 In Season 6 they'll Hyper Digivolve into their Ultimate forms! The 8-legged Slepniromon!!
Alas, in that form they need to suck the liquified innards of ponies to retain their power. It's a tragic and horrible existence.
hate to be a hater but i didnt like it
I laughed so hard. It was so funny. And it's sad how Luna got knocked to the sidelines, but that was still a funny story.
Uhm... I'm just kinda confused. What's with the "Sempai" thing? And why do people write Celestia so rudely?
Sorry for being "that guy", but I just had trouble understanding it.
4835247 Senpai is basically a japanese pronoun for someone you look up to (or something similar, I'm not entirely sure) and people use it to-
I...I mean.... what's senpai mean? I've never seen that word in my life
4832827 Shakespeare?
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*snerk*
Hilarious story. And oh man, poor Luna.
CELESTIA SENPAI YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED
Luna's a HORSE!?!?
Celestia's a horse. Meh.
This is the first fic I've read that doesn't try to over-glorify Luna.
Here's a medal. [<(*)>]
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous
Mister EdCelestia.Oh, and Luna too, I guess.
Poor Luna.
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It's a Japanese honorific that roughly translates to "Upperclassman" or "Senior". It's a term of respect for someone older or of higher grade than you.
Oh no! Not the fuck-word! It'll fucking corrupt our fucking children! Fuck!
The story was pretty good, too.
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I feel old now for remembering back when that was new.
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Hybrid freak with gigantism is actually one of my go-to insults for the Princesses.
Actually, if she's under 4'8, Luna might be considered a pony.
4838043 I laughed at this, probably more-so than i had any right to...
I always thought this. A pony by definition is a small horse. Celestia seems like she's about the size of a real life Clydesdale, so she's automatically a horse and not a pony.
I'm not sure what's going on here. You can't just stick random bits of funny together and call it comedy. Twilight has some weird mommy issue with Celestia, Luna is intentionally and repeatedly ignored, and everypony (and I suppose everyhorse) is basically the classic "upper-class twit". Am I supposed to be laughing because of the sheer absurdity of the story?
4838612 The pale Princess responds, "Just more 'o me ta love, honey-child!"
IT'S MOLESTIA!!! PROTECT YOUR PLOT!!!
This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!
Celestia is a horse!?
Luna too, I guess?
WHOA, I NEVER EXPECTED THAT!
4831490 I am one of many who agree with this comment!
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Yeah, me too.
Was Twilight going to say 'Mother'? If so, why?
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Show's entire approach to Luna? You mean the part where she got her own episode and featured as the prominent vehicle-of-resolution in at least two others, and Celestia only gets to show up to eat cake or be used as a Worf or exposition instead of actually getting to do anything fun or awesome like she's clearly capable of? o-o
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Did you read the story or skim? Early on she's clearly thinking to herself she wants Celestia to adopt her. She has comedic mother issues.
This was quite ironic.
Not to mention hilarious as all hell...I mean tartarus...(somepony spell check me please. lol)
The problem here is ponies are horses.