• Member Since 10th Oct, 2011

Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

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Twilight Sparkle has always loved Celestia—as a friend, and a mentor, and something else as well. And she finally, finally found the courage to admit those feelings.

Celestia turned her down as gently as she could. That's what she thought, anyway.

But the night is still young—and it's a night for being wrong.

[Rated T for suggestive sexual content. This story takes place between the Season 2 and 3 finales. Additionally, I wasn't able to find the artist who did the cover art, if anyone knows please drop me a line so I can credit them.]

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Celestia lets her mind wander as she waits patiently for Twilight's student and her friend to show up for dinner.


Audio readings of this fic are available! #1 by Voiceguy #2 by ABagOfVicodin

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Sunset Shimmer visits Equestria and spends some time taking care of animals with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash is apparently not good with certain animals.

Sunset discovers very quickly that what you learn from the human world cannot be unlearned, ever.

Rated Teen and Sex for a pile of juvenile innuendo, though technically no bad language. Only technically.

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A reader's poll in Equestria's leading newspaper rates the Princesses by approval ratings.

OOC meta humor ensues as the four discuss the findings.

Pre-read by RT Stephens, MythrilMoth, and The Albinocorn.

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She can't stand it. It aggravates her so much, because it happens so often. Wanna know the other reason?

Well, it's a bit of a story.

(Featured on 4/23/2016 - 4/24/2016. Thank you all.)

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Spike now harnesses the bloodstone scepter making him the ruler of all dragon kind. Of course he hands it off as part of an important lesson on friendship, right? Naw. He immediately goes mad with power.

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So it's finally happened. After being kicked in the shin by Celestia, Discord is officially dying. Now Celestia wants to know if he has any last requests before he goes.

What a silly, silly thing of her to ask.

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Transitioning was the best thing Caramel ever did for herself and her boyfriend was completely supportive... But since she transitioned, something feels off.

Gender roles are rough.

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What would be of a slumber party without talking about your crushes? Diamond and Silver are having one. Diamond find out who’s that special pony for Silver. And then things go weird really fast.


Cute cover art by the amazing fauxsquared (the Trixie master)
A gift for the only and one, VitalSpark!
Edited by the awesome Exterminate Regenerate!

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Silver Spoon's birthday is almost here so Diamond Tiara decides to head to the local antique store to buy a gift.

The only problem? What do you get your friend when she has practically everything?

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