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Spike now harnesses the bloodstone scepter making him the ruler of all dragon kind. Of course he hands it off as part of an important lesson on friendship, right? Naw. He immediately goes mad with power.

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Comment posted by sadfox deleted Apr 17th, 2016

God, I couldn't stop laughing throughout all of this. There were really not any bad scenes!

Umm...

And so Spike got a harem.

I like to think Spike would have done exactly that if this were the case. (Especially with Garble. Though I would have thought he'd tell him to go hug every male pony he could find for the rest of his life.)

And this take the prize as "Funnyest story of the week"!

I'm proud of Spike. I'd do the same with such power.

“W—”
The room collectively turned to glare at Twilight.
“…UMBO!”

Perfect. Simply perfect.:pinkiehappy::derpytongue2::moustache:

You know, when I looked at the title I groaned. Then I noted who WROTE it. Then I squeed and got popcorn! :yay::pinkiehappy:

Love it!

I’m Dragon Lord Spike!” Spike cried as he leaned over the side of his mount and held his scepter above him. He pointed at Torch. “You gotta deal with it!”

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read!

This story is golden! as coke pours out of my nose along with nachos , dip and donuts,
couldn't stop laughing till I choked on a bar b q hot and spicey chicken wing & quesadilla pizza !

Even the fire department stopped to read this master piece as I died laughing! what a way to go...

16.75243 / 10

Have a Huey

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Celestia’s smile grew. “Oh, Luna… Isn’t it wonderful what I managed to do?”
“Sister?” Luna replied quizzically. “But you practically didn’t do anything!”
Celestia smirked. “Didn’t I, Luna? Didn’t I?”
Luna shook her head. “No, you really didn’t.”

i do this all the time.

and good gawd i absolutely loved this story.

Utterly awesome. You made my day

Yeah, just go along with the insanity Twilight, it'll be better for your mental health. Apparently that's part of what Celestia does all the time. That and raise a replacement so she can just sit around all day and eat cake. :trollestia: Sure liking Spike's reign as Dragon Lord, he has a good sense of priorities- 1) Get the girl and start a harem. 2) Get revenge on the yaks, everyone hates the yaks. :moustache:

This is the greatest thing ever. Just... the greatest.

I was continuously giggling like a little schoolgirl while reading this.

Bravo, dude!! Just bravo!!! I'm kinda crying right now from this....You've gone and done everything I love in this.

This has earned my TripleApproval!!! Well done, dude!!! :pinkiehappy:

That was amazing :rainbowlaugh:

“Hahaha! NO!” Spike exclaimed. “Dumber!”

This is the part where I went back up and favorited this story in the middle of reading it.

Truely this must be canon

Give in to the insanity, Twilight! You know you'll love it!
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZFaOd8XL8E#t=23s

Best Spike story in the last six years.

I must say, this made me giggle. Especially the part about the harem...

Awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

A few typos, but I they don't stick out enough that I feel like searching. Which is a good indicator for your story, but a bad one for me...

Garble(')s

So much 'Wat'.

But really, this how it would've ended if this episode had been on the same tier as 'Princess Spike'.

Oh :trollestia:, this is hilarious.

“Get rekt, scrub.”

Dear Garble:

“Ember?! WHAT IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING IS GOING ON HERE?!”

Except with less pianissimo and more loud.

Garble let out a long, defeated sigh.

“Look, kid. I’m not exactly happy that that little runt won either,” Garble extended a claw, palm upward, “but on the other claw, I get to spend the rest of my days playin’ GIANT shuffleboard! […] That’s dragon law, too! […] ”

Wait, don’t you mean Torch?
I wonder what else is part of dragon law… oh.

“But Spike is going to invade EQUESTRIA!” Garbles cried in a whiney tone.

Is Garble in so much pain that he can’t write his own name properly any more? :rainbowwild:

Little nitpicks:

“…So you’re whinin’’ to me because […] ’’

“That’s no important!” Twilight exclaimed.

“Well that’ll make bedtime quite interesting for all of us”

PRAISE DRAGON LORD SPIKE!

I love how Rarity's like

Rarity turned towards Twilight. “Twilight, darling? I really don’t feel I have the moral grounds to criticize Spike here.”

I.... I can only applaud. There are no words.

Oh my fuck :rainbowlaugh:

Also, going to put a single quote out of many that I found hilarious. If I didn't limit myself to this one, I'd probably end up quoting the entire story :derpytongue2:

“SORRY!” Twilight exclaimed. She turned towards Spike, “I thought you said you wouldn’t attack Equestria!”

“I did!” Spike exclaimed. He turned towards Celestia. “So I’m the supreme leader of a bunch of flying, tank-like flame throwers, you’re the ruler of a massive force of magical ponies…” Spike grinned. “Wanna take over Yakyakistan?”

Celestia’s eyes lit up. “DO I?!”

7135211

Got these! Thank you. :twilightsmile:

Wish fulfillment of course, specifically the part about conquering the Yaks. I must admit I really loved this.

7135319 No problem :twilightsheepish:

laughed my head off. Best comedy I've read in ages

If i ever get very good at animating in the show style i will make this a animation and try to get the actual voice actors to voice it but no guarantee

“W—”
The room collectively turned to glare at Twilight.
“…UMBO!”

SpongeBob fan, eh? You just made my day.

But seriously, this whole story was f*cking glorious. I finally have something on this site that rivals Maniac92's MLP: FML in terms of comedy, and I can't decide which of the two is better. This is gold.

While I know this story is a one-shot, but Spike's Accidental Arson Bro Dan would be so proud right now!

I believe this is by far my most favorite one shot ever.

Are you RanbowBob's long-lost sibling? I would say this has him written all over it, but it has your own chaotic touch.

One of the greatest comedic one shots I've ever read.

Celestia was down right hilarious and Twilight's attempt to fight the power just to give in at the end was great. The show could of used this as their Series finale and I would've of been ok with it.

"Sir, I think you've gone mad with power".

"Of course I have. Ever try going mad without power. It's boring. No one listens to you.

7134277 How about make worst and make anything male (in terms of their mind) and was sapient.

...this was magical...

In terms of actual writing, this was terrible.

In terms of comedic content, this was great.

Have a mustache. :moustache:

This was very hilarious and I proudly tip my hat to you. :rainbowlaugh:

“HOW HAS BEING A JERK TO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING I’VE EVER COME ACROSS TURNED ON ME!?”

Geez, I have no clue Garble

Funniest story I've read in a while! XD

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