Warning before reading I recommend you have a good understanding of dark souls 1 and 2 lore. Other wise you won't understand much of this.

I am sir Alonne and I was just slain by a undead who bested me at sword play. I died a honorable death and now I am stuck in a world of technicolor ponies and I am public enemy number 1. Now I have to survive and prove myself as a friend!

Editor: roker12

You ever ask yourself, "What if I could do that?" after watching a superhero movie or reading a comic? I'm sure you have at some point. I somehow landed myself in Equestria, with the power of applying Garry's Mod LUA to reality, starting with Nothing but a floating notepad window, a simple console, and access to the Garry's Mod Wiki.

(This is basically my attempt at combining ideas from my cancelled stories Break The System and Modding Equestria into one story, while also nerfing the abilities, and taking it a bit more seriously. This will sometimes contain actual code and stuff, but you should be able to skip over that, I just feel like throwing it in for fun.)

To escape from Tartarus is nearly impossible, even for one of great magical power. When you've lost your powers and are little more than a withered old centaur, it's even harder. But Tirek has a plan, one that will draw in a creature from a world where life is cheap, hats are plentiful, and gravel is king. Will the Spy take the opportunity to enjoy a well-earned vacation in this new world, or will he see the population of friendly, innocent ponies as just a fresh selection of backs to stab? It could be both!

(Takes place before the beginning of Season 9.)

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Machine ID: V1 (Modified Arm)
Location: Approaching Equestria
Current Objective: Find Blood For Repairs

Hell Is Empty.
Blood Is Drying.
Equestria Is Full.

have fun.

Tags and character tags are subject to change as the story evolves.

Waking up as a strange alien bug was certainly not something Thornton ever expected to happen. And yet, that was just the circumstance he found himself in when he and his family awoke one morning with strange new bodies in a strange new world.

Now they're hoping to find their way home, but is home a place they can get back to? And if so, is home a place they want to return to?

Updates weekly.

Cover Art by KlaraPL. Story commission for Gargon94.

After I save my consciousness in a computer, I live my life from then on. but then equestria is formed out of the former remains of earth.
(This story works off the theory that equestria is earth in the future.)
Act 1: Chapters 1-12
Act 2: 13-23
Act 3: 24-ongoing
Mini Act 1: 26-29
P.s. this story also involves a bit of romance.

For millennia, a mysterious figure of terrifying power has persisted across the plains of hell, bringing with him death and distruction. A beacon of good, of light, and of cold revenge. He is known by many names across the cosmos, the destroyer, the slayer, The doom marine. His original name has long since been forgotten, he is known to most simply as the Doomslayer. He once saved the earth from the demonic clutches of hell, this mysterious being now finds himself on a very different version of earth, with its own invaders...

(A Doom Eternal/ Conversion bureau crossover)

Long ago, the Seraphim granted power to the Doom Slayer that he might conquer the forces of Hell. The Doom Slayer has won, Hell lies defeated, and now he returns to the Seraphim's holy realm. His mission is not over though, he has promises to fulfill, rewards to collect, and as always, evil to defeat. Let those who would harm this sacred land tremble, for the Guardian of Equestria, has returned!

(This story now has two sequels: Legion and the novella Doom Slayer.)

Ever since she was little, Fluttershy was always scared to talk to others. Now, on her first night after moving into ponyville, the young pegasus found it difficult to get a wink of sleep.

As luck would have it though, she would happen to find a kindred spirit in the woods near her home. One that would introduce her to new friends and new possibilities

A random one shot crossover I decided to write based on one of the members of the Hololive Council, Ceres Fauna.

Credits to everything shown
My Little Pony- Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro
Ceres Fauna and Hololive Council are part of Hololive.

Popular stories tab on 3/15/2023

(Set in Season 2 of MLP)

Discord didn't just accept his fate in the Season 2 premiere, instead fighting back against the power of the Elements. The powerful magic pulls a post-True Pacifist run Frisk into Equestria with no obvious way to get home. How will their presence change the course of pony history? Only time (and the story, I suppose) will tell.

Arc 1 summary: Frisk enters Equestria and befriends the Mane Six before playing their role in Cadance's wedding and the defense against the changeling invasion.

Contains: Snappy one-liners, Twilight nerding out, flirting, puns from somebody other than Sans

Upload schedule is as follows: Major story updates every weekend, with "interludes" (side chapters that I couldn't fit naturally into the main story) published as they're completed.

Now posted on AO3!

(11/6/2020) Finally made some cover art for this story! Will be adding it as soon as Fimfiction lets me :P
(11/24/2020) Took me almost three weeks but I figured out how to get Fimfiction to stop crashing whenever I tried to upload the photo. Enjoy the art from yours truly!
(11/27/2020) Now back from hiatus! NaNoWriMo gave me a reason to write again
(12/19/2020) Traced and recolored the cover art in a digital art program because I thought it looked better. And I worked too hard on the shading for the Elements of Harmony.
(1/13/2021) The people have spoken! I'll get to working on Equestria Girls, but I'm gonna be putting the story on temporary hiatus until then, reasons being I don't want to get too far out of continuity, I can't watch a movie in one sitting, and also I've gotta figure out how to fit Frisk into the movie. See you... well, whenever it's done, I guess?