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Commissions are on temporary hold for medical reasons

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I do art. It is a thing. I'm available for anything from a quick sketch of your OC to a huge poster cover art for your magnum opus.

Fair warning: I'm not cheap. Full pricing information and rules can be found below the fold.

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archonix · 578 views · Edited 5w, 4d ago

Favourite One-shots

[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Fluttershy and Jesus drink tea and nothing objectionable happens. Not a trollfic.
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[Sad] [Human]
A fan goes to Equestria, but not in any way he could have ever imagined. Was it real or a delusion?
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[Sad] [Slice of Life]
When Twilight's mother passes away unexpectedly, she reflects on a parent she neglected.
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[Dark] [Comedy]
Princess Twilight Sparkle will never truly die, and never know what happens to those she loves once they pass beyond the veil. But then, one day, she comes up with an idea of how she might find out what lies beyond death.
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Tip top multiparters

[Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
Equestria's first interstellar journey
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[Slice of Life]
Horse in Equestria
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[Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Human]
A mission to inviestigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
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[Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
TSparkle.ai follows her directive.
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[Dark] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]
GLaDOS just wants to test and be alone. Why can't any of these crazy ponies understand that?
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Changelings!

[Sad] [Dark] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
Twilight never was what she seems to be. And she didn't even know it.
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[Dark]
Chrysalis has to choose a successor.
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[Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
Shining Armor and Cadence's spell reveals something completely unexpected.
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[Sad] [Alternate Universe]
A 'what if' short that explores what the pair would have to say to each other.
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[Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
A pony has arrived in Ponyville looking for her 'auntie Purity'.
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Had an MRI on my shoulder today, which will result in me being told what’s wrong in, ohh… some period of time less than a year. In fact I Have an appointment on the 7th for a consultant to explain that my shoulder is not working properly (Something I already knew). So, to celebrate spending 40 or so minutes in a loud clanking tube, I popped a couple of codeine and drew Twilight as a donkey.

Because I care.

And I’m high as fuck.

and reposting crap from my tumblr thing because why not

archonix · 56 views

Favourite Stand-alone stories

[Romance] [Slice of Life]
Luna wishes to more closely acquaint herself with her subjects. In the guise of a unicorn named Sable she spends time with Twilight and her friends. After a day's work on the farm she quickly finds herself falling for a very reluctant Applejack.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
Luna and a bevy of unusual companions (an AI modelled on Celestia, a hyper service droid, a holographic Blueblood and a sapient cat) struggle to survive in the face of interminable boredom on a deserted starship three-million years from home.
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[Comedy]
Roslindis is a griffon who doesn't like to fly. She's quite happy with this fact. Her mother? Not so much.
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The De Raptura Chronicles

[Sad] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
Calamity befalls the royalty of Equestria and, in lieu of plans that took decades to create and moments to ruin, control of the cosmos is bequeathed to the only pony Celestia had time to empower.
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Meet The Voice Behind The Man

archonix archonix archonix http://www.livestream.com/archonixart archonix
User ID: 32,865
Registered: 12th May 2012
Last Seen: 10m, 0s ago
Story views: 17,206

"Some questions are logically nonsensical because the querent thinks they know more than they do. A lot of these have the form 'How do I use X to accomplish Y?' There's nothing wrong with this, except that sometimes X is a chocolate-covered banana and Y is the integration of European currency systems."

— Mark-Jason Dominus

Things of Interest

• Hit me up on skype @ mechaarchonix

Scraps and Bits

• Like my story posters? I do Commissions!

Check out my art stream. You can usually find me streaming after 4pm EST (9pm UK). Remember that I do Sketch Requests every Friday - ask me to sketch anything!

• Now includes Speed Paint Saturday!


I hate filling out things like this. What do you say about yourself that doesn't invite some sort of judgement from someone?

Lets just say, I'm judgemental (irony, non?), a heavy drinker, rather argumentative, clingy and married to a wonderful woman who thinks ponies are cute but doesn't understand the fascination, yet still pre-reads almost everything I write.

Considering she's a published pro, that's quite nice of her.


The Weak Lyre

A Xenophilia Side Story featuring everyone's favourite unicorn. No, the other favourite.

Except, she's not quite the unicorn you've come to expect...

Leroverse

[Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
A chronicle of Twilight Sparkle's life with the human Lero and his herd. Based on Xenophilia.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
Star Sparkle. Accomplished author, diplomat, historian and mother to one of the most famous mares in Equestrian history. She has no regrets, but she does have a problem: she ran out of gin last night. And her daughter is marrying an ape.
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[Sad] [Slice of Life]
Dilly Daliér is a mule with a dream that can never be.
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Talk to me!

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#411873 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>411864 Flatterer. :raritywink: I hope you enjoy them.

#411864 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch, Master Archonix! I'm honored, an artist and writer of your caliber! Red Shetland and No Room for Regret are on my Read Later, actually, though I've begun both.

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Thanks for the favorite of Mourning Sickness! I have been so pleasantly surprised with the positive response - it's been a rousing success from my perspective. I never had delusions of greatness - I worked on the basis if it only made a couple of people smile then it was worth it - so to get a ratio of nearly 10% favourites to views is extremely satisfying. (For me, anyway: given I have no basis for comparison - that might be terrible by the standards of proper fanfic authors...!)

#386926 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thank you so much for taking the time to favorite Variables!

#352498 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>352484 This makes me feel odd and fuzzy inside. :raritystarry:

Also Vimbertwatch. Yaaaaaah! :rainbowkiss:

#352484 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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Goddamn. I haven't checked out your page before, but I have to say, the way you made banners for each section and used your art throughout is extremely appealing. I'm not an art person, but I can appreciate good arrangement.

#348727 · 12w, 9h ago · · ·
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>>348613 I'm working on it as we speak, in between all the other things. So yes, it is going to continue. :ajsmug:

#348613 · 12w, 14h ago · · ·
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I see you pretty much finished the cover art for And The Stars Shine Forth.   Any thoughts on continuing?  Love the story.  :ajsmug:

#348027 · 12w, 22h ago · · ·
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>>347981 No wories. I've been meaning to read the generatoin that time forgot for a little while now, just haven'g got around to it yet, so I figured i might as well stalk watch you to. :pinkiehappy:

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