Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

🇭🇺 | "I will never trust a single word this femboy says ever again." - /mlp/ | Like what I do? Ko-Fi,

"And our story shall not be inside out, like this, without a happy ending / We will have beautiful things to tell" -- Renato Russo

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Some guy who used to do stuff.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

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How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

I never leave the house without a good book.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I am Gizogin, THE DESTROYER!

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

Not a changeling.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

I also draw pretty pictures :3

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

No minute is Best Minute

Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.