Who is this Horrible Person?

(All stolen from the wonderful Bad_Seed_72. Love you!)

Name: Captain Unstoppable, Cap, Capt. U, Graham, Crazy MacDash dude, Bastard, Asshole, Idiot, Jack-Ass, Egotistical Bastard, that one guy.

Sex: Yes Please! Oh... wait... I'm a dude

Age: 22

Birthday: Nov. 3 (Election day sometimes! w00t!)

Location: United States of America

Heritage: Irish, German, and Russian. 1/3 of my blood is alcohol but I am all American!

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Relationship Status: I always got my frat brothers! Other than that... always alone...

Music: Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Alternative, Metal, Metal, Country, Metal, a'cappela, Metal, show tunes, Metal, and Disney... did I mention metal?

Drink of Choice: Coke Vanilla and Vodka

Fraternity: Pi Kappa Phi

Future Goals: Become a Cop

Me:

Fuel for the Hate

Political: Independent.

Religion: Agnostic/Jew//Buddhist Norse, I believe in a higher power I am just not confident to say what that power is. I believe that we can get closer to that higher power through meditation, forgiveness, and peace. Though when I die I want to go to Valhalla. Eat, Battle, Drink, and have sex everyday? Hell ya!

Best Stallion: Big Mac

Best Mare: Applejack

Best Colt: Rumble

Best Filly: Apple Bloom

Best Demonic Pony: Ghost Pony Rider

Best Super Hero: Captain America

OTP: MacDash, SoarinJack, FlutterBurn, FlutterBulk, RarityLane

The People Responsible for making me Not Suck!

These are the editors that I have that help me not suck. I recommend them if you need any help in stories!

Jake the Army Guy

jszellmer

KarmaDash (Great for MacDash!)

You like dogs? I love dogs! Now take these dog pictures!!!!

Nov

26th

2023

I'm Back... Beware! · 12:19am Nov 26th, 2023

Hello Fimfic!

I am back! I have two stories in the works to give you all the love that I should have been giving you for so long!

Sorry that there is not much to share here... but I am back! I am working hard!

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EPillow Talk
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Big Mac is a wise stallion, growing up in a house full of mares he had learned that secret language that mares use. Though as good as he is, Rainbow Dash is not like any mare out there: can he figure out her issue? Hot chocolate and snuggles help
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac
Captain Unstoppable · 6.5k words · 235 8 · 3.8k views
TThanks for the Laughs
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Spitfire has never bothered with love. But when her lack of a love life makes the news, she gets desperate... enough to date a clown
Spitfire
Troubleshoes
Captain Unstoppable · 12k words · 66 4 · 2k views
EConvenient Coltfriend
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Soarin is considered by many to be a Play Colt, a stallion able to get any mare he so desired, then why is it he is all alone on Hearts and Hooves Day? Could the legendary PlayColt actually have no idea how to talk to mares?
Applejack
Soarin
Captain Unstoppable · 18k words · 171 6 · 4.8k views
EMake it Stop!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
What happened to Big Mac after he ran off after Starlight Glimmer had made the stallion known for silence unable to stop? Cursed to say everything he had always held inside, how will Mac survive a day as every thought he has he says out loud.
Big Mac
Captain Unstoppable · 3.9k words · 498 10 · 7.2k views
THe Asked What?!
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
The engagement of Big Mac and Rainbow Dash is the talk of Ponyville! Everypony wants to know how the proposal happened, when the date is, and how Rainbow Dash reacted! There is only one problem, Big Mac never proposed.
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac
Captain Unstoppable · 30k words · 181 11 · 4.3k views
TBaby, it's Cold Outside
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on danger all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she is beat. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apples, alone with Big Mac.
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac
Captain Unstoppable · 13k words · 669 16 · 9.9k views

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A Camping We Will Go Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh take six little ponies camping. What could go wrong? by Trinary 67,297 words · 729 · 20
At Home on the Range After a successful sonic rainboom shatters all of Applejack's windows Rainbow must work off the debt by chief maximus 40,078 words · 1,594 · 55
Breaking Barriers Rainbow Dash finally has her chance to try out for the Wonderbolts! by chief maximus 103,930 words · 1,119 · 45
Completely Platonic Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship... by Bad_Seed_72 4,069 words · 338 · 23

Stories I am Most Proud Of

Slow to Realize It's Hearts and Hooves Day in Ponyville again and Rainbow Dash is alone again this year, but not from a lack of trying. She had set her sights on the non-talkative brother of her best friend? Will she find a way to get the Earth Pony's atte by Captain Unstoppable 30,717 words · 357 · 13
Baby, it's Cold Outside There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on danger all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she is beat. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apples, alone with Big Mac. by Captain Unstoppable 13,269 words · 669 · 16
Ponyville Bachelor Auction Being the mayor of Ponyville is not easy, not when you have the Elements of Harmony and the Cuite Mark Crusaders always causing trouble. Mayor Mare has a solution however, a Bachelor auction and Big Mac is the star of her little show. by Captain Unstoppable 81,486 words · 975 · 53

Featured Stories

You Got Ma Sister What?! Soarin is a dead stallion! When Big Mac finds out that his sister is pregnant there is no force in all of Equestria that can keep the farmer from killing the Wonderbolt. Or is there? by Captain Unstoppable 12,551 words · 765 · 63
Ponyville Bachelor Auction Being the mayor of Ponyville is not easy, not when you have the Elements of Harmony and the Cuite Mark Crusaders always causing trouble. Mayor Mare has a solution however, a Bachelor auction and Big Mac is the star of her little show. by Captain Unstoppable 81,486 words · 975 · 53
Baby, it's Cold Outside There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on danger all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she is beat. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apples, alone with Big Mac. by Captain Unstoppable 13,269 words · 669 · 16
Make it Stop! What happened to Big Mac after he ran off after Starlight Glimmer had made the stallion known for silence unable to stop? Cursed to say everything he had always held inside, how will Mac survive a day as every thought he has he says out loud. by Captain Unstoppable 3,946 words · 498 · 10

Stories that had made their way into the feature box by some mistake.

Doubletree Chronicles

Baby, it's Cold Outside There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on danger all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she is beat. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apples, alone with Big Mac. by Captain Unstoppable 13,269 words · 669 · 16
He Asked What?! The engagement of Big Mac and Rainbow Dash is the talk of Ponyville! Everypony wants to know how the proposal happened, when the date is, and how Rainbow Dash reacted! There is only one problem, Big Mac never proposed. by Captain Unstoppable 30,151 words · 181 · 11