I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com
"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon
That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
I like editing fanfiction, and will happily proofread for anyone who asks! I lived in Japan for four years. So... there's that. Woo
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.
The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.
I'm an eldritch abomination who likes to garden and make pop culture refrences
Dubs Rewatcher once described me as "an intense literary analyst". I describe me as "a room of monkeys with typewriters."
Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.
That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
I have more ideas than I have time to do them... or time to plan them out.
Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.