“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

Under many delusions.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I used to be relevant!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

The original Sunburst!

Because all these words ain't gonna horse themselves.

Knitter of epic yarns.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Are you not entertained?

I write to my fancy!

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Thinking myself to death.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Being a Wolf Psychologist surrounded by Pony kind can be quite the learning experience...

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Just a little, old baby kitty...

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

I run Cloudchaser and Flitter Explain, a blog about the pony CCG! Hopefully I'll write more things for here in the future.

Make every word count.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

I'm a comic artist and illustrator. And my fav MLP is Rarity, also love Sparity. my dA http://pia-sama.deviantart.com

Hope you laughed or learned something.