Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

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Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Not a changeling.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

loves tiaras.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

space is a waste

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I type stories using my hands