Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Just an old Pony, tinkering with things.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Eeeek! We have to do bios, too?! What can I say?! I'm an ex-EqD Pre-reader, and have been dormant as a writer in general for quite some time now. I'm not as good at writing as I once thought I was.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

Another one bites the dust.

I'm many former things.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

I whine about stories

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

An aspiring fanfic writer from New England.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

This space for rent.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Something-something horse narrations.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Diminutive Equine Novelist