I'm many former things.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I'm one of THOSE bronies. Not the fedora-wearing kind, thankfully.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I write like once a year.

The man without a plan.