I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

I'm a human being who writes stories about ponies.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

DeiStar

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

A groovy mystery, gang.

I would be panicking if I was on a sinking boat, Sweetie's got the right idea. Being here is probably a misclick, but feel free to stay a while!

I wrote a horse story once.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

Artist and Writer from Florida. I draw art commissions, role play online, play video games, and watch Pony cartoons.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

time is a crime

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Is that a terrorist?!?

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I type stories using my hands

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I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?

Author from PA

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Pfffffffffffffttt....

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.