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Carnival of Comedy

  • Onions Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in. by Good Christian Ethesto 10,567 words · 1,242 views · 93 likes · 28 dislikes
  • OH JESUS! The new My Little Dashie. by Chuckward 3,279 words · 2,204 views · 108 likes · 117 dislikes

Crappy Comedies

Places To Do And Shit To Be

The Antlers Saga

  • His Thorn on the Rose Caramel is in love with Roseluck, but she can't return the feelings. by Regidar 4,778 words · 1,809 views · 173 likes · 12 dislikes
  • He Gave Her A Rose He gave her a rose. She began to understand. by Regidar 1,192 words · 1,887 views · 268 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Hospice Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships. by Regidar 9,519 words · 989 views · 132 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Cold War Caramel spends Hearth's Warming's Eve, Hearth's Warming Day, and The Day After in a state of perpetual flux. by Regidar 5,407 words · 407 views · 28 likes · 5 dislikes

The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best

  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 24,595 views · 1,893 likes · 66 dislikes
  • I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 2,869 views · 315 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by plumander 4,552 words · 1,407 views · 130 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Nothing Shocks Me Anymore Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary. by SusieBeeca 6,397 words · 1,236 views · 68 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Discord's Ant Farm Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria. by Fiddlebottoms 2,619 words · 1,825 views · 143 likes · 6 dislikes

The Boy Also Writes

  • T Oh Baby

    Big Mac takes the Cake Twins out for a romantic night on the town.  · Regidar
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  • T The Inadequacy

    Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer.  · Regidar
    6,038 words · 2,604 views  ·  276  ·  14
  • T Spanksgiving

    Every year in the late fall, Pinkie Pie indulges in a tradition that the others have grown quite tired of.  · Regidar
    1,849 words · 781 views  ·  65  ·  11 · sex
  • E Gathering Storm

    Rainbow Dash sets a storm into motion.  · Regidar
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  • T Weight

    Twilight Sparkle is completely fine, regardless of whatever she thinks.  · Regidar
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  • T Oneohtrix Point Never

    Twilight Sparkle discovers a strange, new set of caverns under her castle.  · Regidar
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  • T I Ragrit Nothing

    Pinkie Pie gets Twilight's feedback on a new change she's undertaken.  · Regidar
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  • T Twinkies

    Pinkie pries Twilight away from the blissful arms of sleep in order to solve a delectable disaster.  · Regidar
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  • E Sail To The Moon

    Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world.  · Regidar
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  • E Yearbook February

    Fluttershy treks across the frozen northlands of Arctica.  · Regidar
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"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault!  So thank you."  ~Ponky

Title based on followers (circa 2012)

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100-200: Known

200-300: Big League

300-400: Awesome Sauce

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Beat Your Meat Into A Hasty Retreat

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25th
2016

No More Beauty · 4:21am

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No More Beauty

She's fantastically beautiful: her mane, and how it gently floats on the breeze; her hooves, and how soft they touch the ground, even when she runs; her face, alight with kindness at her brightest moments and awash with vulnerability in her darkest.

And her mouth, and her body...

Yes, she is a beautiful mare. But the time for beauty is over.

Report Regidar · 75 views · #no more beauty

The World Is Quiet (Here)

  • Sail To The Moon Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world. by Regidar 2,446 words · 662 views · 80 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Cute Without The "E" Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten. by Regidar 3,980 words · 2,774 views · 290 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The Ghost Vinyl's home is haunted. by Regidar 2,676 words · 1,849 views · 162 likes · 9 dislikes
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#5,347 · 16h, 23m ago · · ·

>>2258309 the fuck are y o u

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#5,346 · 16h, 24m ago · · ·

>>2258269 E x a c t l y

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Hella pleb-proliferators in this world lower the average TPP (total patrician points).

#5,345 · 20h, 54m ago · · ·

>>2258269 That's how one of my friends plays. All this time I thought he just sucked, its good to know he is actually a musical god.

#5,344 · 21h, 52m ago · · ·

>>2258195 fucking plebs, singing a verse, a chorus, and then another verse instead of just selling all their other instruments and playing a single note for an hour and fifteen minutes on the bass with max distortion on

#5,343 · 23h, 30m ago · · ·

>>2258120 Yes, it is.

Much more of a typical structure.

#5,342 · 1d, 1h ago · · ·

>>2258097 I was using it to be synonymous with "entry level"

because compared to the majority of mgmt's work, alt-j is incredibly entry level

#5,341 · 1d, 1h ago · · ·

>>2258056 This is because the American English definition of "poor man's" is different from British English.

#5,340 · 1d, 1h ago · · ·

>>2258056 You said a "poor man's" version, so I assumed it was because they were of a lower quality in your eyes.

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