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The Regidarians

1,828 members follow Regidar

Regidar follows 125 members

Everything Pure And Spiteful

Authors I like:

Art Inspired— Wonderful author, better friend

Bronystories— writes what he wants, when he wants, and helped get me noticed

Shortskirtsandexplosions— Unparalleled writing talent, interesting individual

Chuckward— A god amongst men [BANNED ;~;]

TheOnly— First person to gain a watch from me, his comedic skill is beyond amazing

Fiddlebottoms— He's... something else, all right

Midnightdancer— One of the most talented and lovely people on the site, personally responsible for making sure I didn't end up a complete shit

Ponky— Talent splashed all over the place. Plus, dat voice.

Ethesto— A god among Chuckwards

Authors I don't like in general: Device Heretic— He's an attention seeking asshole

Authors I hate: Mallajong1— Plagiarist and copy/paste writer of the same popular story over and over [BANNED]

Divide— Treats his followers like shit, has quit more times than a meth junky "trying" to stay clean, deleted and re-upvoted his stories more than once, and used alts to upvote his stories.

Authors I despise:  Kingofsquirrelz— Complete asshole, terrible writer, surrounded by an even stupider plethora of fans [BANNED]

Reality Check— Asshole, rides off the coattails of other people's works

Carnival of Comedy

  • Momma Kurt Cobain Momma Kurt gets a heavenly visit. by BlackSnowyOwl 0 words · 0 views · 2 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Onions Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in. by Transvaginal mEshThesto 10,567 words · 997 views · 90 likes · 27 dislikes
  • OH JESUS! The new My Little Dashie. by Chuckward 3,279 words · 1,711 views · 107 likes · 112 dislikes

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700-800: Demigod

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900-1000: Legend

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May
13th
2013

The Hurting · 9:41am

Today I was faced with a very tough situation.

I must say, I never knew that I could hurt so much. I never knew that I could feel so much emotion for another person. Someone I love and whom I owe a lot to is in a lot of pain and suffering, and I'm helpless to their situation. All I can do is sit back and watch as everything spirals down, out of control, out power, out of... life.

And it feels so bad, so very bad.

It helped me realize something, though. I have been squandering my life away. They were not dealt a very good deck in life, but they persevered and came through. Meanwhile, what do I do? I put off my schoolwork to be with my fans, and lie about a tragic life I pretend to lead.

I suppose now is when I'm going to come clean about something I have lied to about on several occasions. I do not blame you if you unwatch me after this, because in all truths, I am a liar and a thief. I steal from others' tragedies and make them my own, and lie to people who supposedly care about me.

In any case where I have told any of you (my newer watchers might not know about this) about my friend being shot, or my other friend dying in a surf accident, those were lies. I lied to gather attention, because as many of you may already know, I am simply a giant attention whore. I am so sorry I lied to you all, because if I treat my watchers like this, I'm no better than device heretic. I hope you all can forgive me for that.

However, in the past where I've brought up my depression, that is all very real. At times, I'll just be washed over by a great feeling of sorrow, and wonder to myself where everything is going. I haven't totally screwed myself over yet, so I still have to to get my academic life back on track. I need to make it a priority over my ponywords, because this won't last forever. Not that my academic life will either, but that will impact my life far more than this site could ever hope to, unless somehow I land a job getting my original fiction published through someone on this site, but that probably won't happen.

I don't know why I'll be happy one moment, then feel crippling depression the next; maybe I'm just done with filling out my "No Surprises" life where I do the same routine day in and day out, waking up feeling empty and going to bed feeling like I did something wrong; maybe I'm tired of staying awake every night dwelling on the sorrow of others and how I dare to feel bad for myself when far better people than I are being shot in the face by life; maybe I'm just tired of living on an island in the middle of the ocean with no one around who wants to be with me, in a culture that is so repressive intellectually.

I feel too much, and I think too little. To quote Kurt Cobain: "I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else." That's probably why I became a writer, to distract myself from the soul crushing bordom of the every-day. I used to adventure with my friends, we used to draw and play games and climb the ivy, but now I'm left with fond memories and the taste of nostalgia in my mouth. Which isn't so bad, I guess.

Allow to quote the genius Cobain once more: “There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad.”  And it's true. I act like I hate the world, and I hate people, but I don't. I don't hate... anyone, to be honest. I forgive easily. Even people like KingofSquirrelz I'd be willing to forgive provided they gave me the chance. The simple fact is, I hate having enemies, and I hate people hating me. My personality often drives people off because of weird sense of humor and my inappropriate timing and my arrogant nature that characterize it, but I still want to accept everyone as my friend. That's why I simply cannot bring myself to harm another. I don't want to be forever remembered as the person who beat the shit out of that one kid, or shoved that other kid into the road. You might say "Well, they deserved it! They were an asshole!" or "Better to be remembered for something bad then for nothing at all!" And to this, I say no, because I want to be remembered for something good, and people judge far too easily for me to afford having bad on my track record. Trust me, I speak from experience, which is why I no longer indulge in the public school system, as every seemed incapable of realizing that 8th grade me was not the same as 2nd, 3rd, or 4th grade me, the last time any of those losers saw me.

So if any of you stuck around through that, thank you. I still am in pain from earlier, because that person really does mean a lot to me and I'm not sure if I could bear to lose them. The Hurting continues, and it won't ever truly subside, but I've got enough diversions to distract me from the sorrow for long enough.

Feel free to post down in the comments about your own hurting if you wish. Do remember this, though:

When you've suffered enough

And your spirit is breaking

You're growing desperate from the fight

Remember you're loved

And you always will be

Regidar · 1,144 views · Edited 83w, 4d ago · Report

The Antlers Saga

  • His Thorn on the Rose Caramel is in love with Roseluck, but she can't return the feelings. by Regidar 4,778 words · 1,456 views · 157 likes · 11 dislikes
  • He Gave Her A Rose He gave her a rose. She began to understand. by Regidar 1,192 words · 1,495 views · 250 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Hospice Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships. by Regidar 9,519 words · 773 views · 128 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Cold War Caramel spends Hearth's Warming's Eve, Hearth's Warming Day, and The Day After in a state of perpetual flux. by Regidar 5,407 words · 290 views · 26 likes · 5 dislikes

The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best

  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 15,894 views · 1,310 likes · 46 dislikes
  • I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 1,942 views · 277 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by plumander 4,552 words · 520 views · 63 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Nothing Shocks Me Anymore Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary. by SusieBeeca 6,397 words · 604 views · 41 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Discord's Ant Farm Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria. by Fiddlebottoms 2,619 words · 1,169 views · 115 likes · 7 dislikes

The Boy Also Writes

  • T Growing Up

    Rumble turns seventeen.  · Regidar
    2,713 words · 107 views  ·  24  ·  3
  • E Also Frightened

    Scootaloo and Rumble take a walk out into the foothills north of Ponyville.  · Regidar
    1,257 words · 292 views  ·  48  ·  2
  • T Chalkpocalypse

    A chronicling of the lost land of Chalkandia and its luckless inhabitants.  · Regidar
    1,080 words · 338 views  ·  74  ·  3
  • E Hold Me, I'm Scared

    Sweetie Belle awakens in the middle of the night, and Rarity rushes to comfort her.  · Regidar
    1,321 words · 517 views  ·  79  ·  10
  • T Things Fall Apart

    As the chaos war draws to an end, Celestia may have to admit defeat.  · Regidar
    1,431 words · 393 views  ·  43  ·  3
  • T Take This Pill

    Pinkie Pie, in the midst of depressing, seeks out the help of a callous doctor.  · Regidar
    1,880 words · 437 views  ·  48  ·  10
  • E Rainbow Dash and the Power of Imagination

    Rainbow Dash is forced to exercise her imagination muscles by dimension-hopping hippie lizards.  · Regidar
    1,705 words · 509 views  ·  76  ·  3
  • T Derek

    Discord goes down to visit Tirek in Tartarus.  · Regidar
    2,051 words · 710 views  ·  68  ·  7
  • E The Secret Room

    There is a secret room in the Carousel Boutique that Rarity visits every year.  · Regidar
    2,213 words · 1,974 views  ·  250  ·  13
  • T Fashion Vigilante

    Rarity takes the deliverance of justice for the most horrendous of crimes into her own hooves.  · Regidar
    1,450 words · 545 views  ·  106  ·  5

There Was Once More Here


Clown Prince Of Crime

#587238 · 37m, 46s ago ·   ·   ·    

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.

All you need to know about me in one.gif

[6/4/13 11:06:49 AM] The Commander: Youre like a 7 year old, but with the looks of a steryotipical beach douche.

[7/3/13 7:26:10 AM] Apple Bot™: He's like a cockroach

[7/3/13 7:26:15 AM] Apple Bot™: Useless, but fun to kill!

[3:48:44 AM] Shaggydar: taylor swift writes songs about my clopfics

There was once text here, but it grew old and moldy, so I recycled it.

"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault!  So thank you."  ~Ponky

My own personal theme!

Like, I have my own church. Cool.

Thanks to Approver!

Thanks to Osama Bin Ladin!




Thanks to Plyxe, dat sexy bastard.


A heartwarming video:

Awesome Nirvana Parody!

Thanks to Chuckward!

Thanks to Art Inspired!

Thanks to Ponky!

Thanks to the parasprite!

A completely non-sexual picture of Rarity and Kurt Cobain:

And just for some diversity, My Chemical Romance.

We'll miss you, Ponky.

All in all:

And just remember:

Sexytimes

Dec
18th
2014

Okay, this has got to stop

We've let this cancer run unchecked for far too long

Now, we've bitched about it before

We've had our circlejerk

Now it's time to stop bitching about it and take action

From now on, whenever there's that stupid "OMG U GAIZ FEETURED ON 12/17/14" or whatever fucking date they put up there

instante downvote

not even bothering to read it

you get a little red mark

this goes DOUBLE for those of you that do this and have over 250 followers

because with those people, there's a decent chance you've already gotten featured

this ends now

now, I'm not going to tell YOU guys to do it

I can't command you to do anything

just putting this out there

we tried playing nice, now it's time for the double-spiked dildo and the flaming ballgag

and at least with people who do this

and they see that little red bar go up one more notch

at least they can't bitch about me not supplying answers to why I downvoted

it's all right here, baby

Regidar · 258 views · Edited 20h, 31m ago · Report

No Kings

  • Also Frightened Scootaloo and Rumble take a walk out into the foothills north of Ponyville. by Regidar 1,257 words · 292 views · 48 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Cute Without The "E" Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten. by Regidar 3,980 words · 2,115 views · 265 likes · 21 dislikes
  • The Ghost Vinyl's home is haunted. by Regidar 2,676 words · 1,363 views · 149 likes · 9 dislikes
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#4,619 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

>>1559601

I can imagine. Luckily I've never had to deal with something like that, but I can imagine...

#4,618 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

>>1559596 Krist was hit hardest by Kurt's death

they were best friends, and it fucked him up so hard he quit making music for years

#4,617 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

I would just like to point out that that Krist Novoselic gif at the bottom of your page is pretty saddening.

That is all.

#4,616 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1554991 i meant individually, but okay

#4,615 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

>Hit 250,000 Storyviews [ ]

You can check that off now.

#4,614 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1550885 The Antlers Saga is always good for a feel or two

but if you want the comedic stuff, anything with a "comedy" tag on it will do you well

I'd direct you to "69 Love Stories" first

#4,613 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1549598

Are there any stories you'd like me to look at?

#4,612 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1549593 ah yes

good times

gooood times

#4,611 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1549581

Eating Carpet. Sounded too funny to pass up.

#4,610 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1549574 the ride never ends

what story introduced you to the endless river?

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Feb
5th
2013

Well, He's Gone · 7:01am

Ponky has logged out for the last time for the next two years.

And you know what the strangest thing is?

OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE HE COULD HAVE CHOSEN

OUT OF EVERY MARSUPIAL, WONDERFOLK, AND BRONY TO GRACE THE LAND

There were two.

One was obvious, Shortskirtsandexplosions.

But why me?

WHY OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN TIME BEING A CRIME

Was it me?

I will not reveal the PM in full, as I wish to respect both out privacies. But here are the two parts that stuck out:

Maybe it's because of the genuineness of your comments on everything I do.  Maybe it's because your so passionate about music, or are also obsessed with a really talented dude, or just because you've been so incredibly nice to me.  One way or another, out of all the goodbyes I'm getting and all the people I could send a final PM to, you stand above the crowd.

Ponky, what is this?

You make me blush.

There's something really cool about you.  You're an intelligent kid, and that comes across even when you're being a troll.  heheh.  It's an impressive thing--your personality just shines over the internet.  I like to think that I have that gift, too, and it's truly a rare one.  Some people are just dull online, y'know?  But you... you really shine.  It's quite a cool thing to witness on my end.

Thanks for being you, y'know?  Thanks for being honest and real.  There are too many things in my life that feel pretend, fake, secret.  People like you and Skirts who just do stuff you feel strongly about... it's amazing to me.  I'm so impressed, and so inspired.

Seriously man, stahp. Oh gos... I promised not to cry.

A kid who put out his highly biased opinion on the internet got this? In what world is this fair?

Ponky, pls. You flatter me to no end.

Aw, shit. I put almost the entire PM in here. Sorry, Ponky, but the word must get out. I am truly moved by this, and I hope I didn't offend you. I'm just so happy you took the time to... do this for me. *choke*

In no way is this put to make people feel inadequate... It's just that...

Aw, fuck. I can't even type coherently. Thanks, Ponky. You lovable Mormon you.

Thank you, Regidar.  Wherever you go and whatever you do, I hope your life is long and full of joy, happiness, contentment... you could even say... nirvana.

T-that... bastard...

Goodbye Ponky...

Thank you, Ponky. I must say that I do tell tales of your unriveled talent in the world. I shall listen to Space is a Waste many times over for the next 730 days.

That's only... 17,520 hours.

1,051,200 minutes.

620,072,000 seconds.

I'll be counting.

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Hairspray Queens