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Carnival of Comedy

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  • I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 3,006 views · 317 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by plumander 4,552 words · 1,494 views · 134 likes · 7 dislikes
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    Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer.  · Regidar
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    Every year in the late fall, Pinkie Pie indulges in a tradition that the others have grown quite tired of.  · Regidar
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"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault!  So thank you."  ~Ponky

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Beat Your Meat Into A Hasty Retreat

Nov
29th
2016

Today, I turned 19, passed out in my room after a night of Mimosas and Xanax

how befitting of me

First Birthday away from my family, didn't realize how much it would suck being alone 3000 miles from everyone who would give a shit enough to celebrate with me

San Francisco is a lonely, cold city

wish I hadn't been such a cunt when i was younger and had appreciated all the nice birthday shit my family and friends did with and for me

I also hate getting older (which sounds stupid coming from a 19 year old), but I feel like I wasted a lot of my childhood being miserable and irritating, so until 18, I felt as if more and more of my childhood was leaking away with every birthday; and now with 18 and 19, I feel myself getting further and further away from childhood

that probably pisses off the older amongst my followers but it's just how i feel

here's to 19, the nothing age

EDIT: at least one of my friends cared enough to send me this ahah

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The World Is Quiet (Here)

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  • Cute Without The "E" Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten. by Regidar 3,980 words · 2,856 views · 290 likes · 23 dislikes
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#5,427 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2347115 Occultism? Why?

I don't mean pastas, I mean personal experience greentexts. Skinwalkers, and the like.

#5,426 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2347090 yeah but I only go there for the occultism threads

Other than that it's just garbage creepypastas and stale memes

#5,425 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Do you go on /x/?

Great spoopy stories.

#5,424 · 2w, 2h ago · · ·

>>2345327 for realsies? probably parasites

but this scale is also sort of fucked up, it has reasonable fetishes in places like "Creep" and "Degenerate"

#5,423 · 2w, 3h ago · · ·

>>2345208 What's your most extreme fetish? By this iceberg's standards.

#5,422 · 2w, 12h ago · · ·

>>2344463 well, I would have been merely irredeemable, but then I saw

>hyper cubes

so I must be BEYOND EVERYTHING

#5,420 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2342661 is it though

#5,419 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

sexy

#5,418 · 3w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2339675 don't be ridiculous

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