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A Real Apology · 1:19am

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A few of you have probably noticed that I've slowed down considerably in my artistic production over the past two years or so, and a long and arduous journey through page after page of drivel written in my blogs are host to a myriad of excuses as to why

But the past few months are a bit quiet on that front, so I'd like to explain what's going on: I've learned a lot over the past couple of months and from my time in college so far, and after a lot of self-reflecting and finally listening to common sense (and the thousands of people shouting it to me), I believe I've reached some point of understanding with myself

I'm sorry that I was such a dick to so many people in the past; I did a lot of unacceptable things and acted very poorly to say the least. A lot of people who genuinely enjoyed my work or my company were thrown into states of unreasonable duress due to my many selfish actions. And while yes, I understand that some of it can be attributed to the failures of youth, I don't want to fall back on excuses. Not only have I unnecessarily tormented people with melodramatic and overdrawn tales of my personal """"""""suffering"""""""", but I have also spread my fair share of vitriol and cancer about the site with thoughtless comments, poorly times jokes, and general shitposting

In the past I would have used this as an excuse to hate myself even more and fall into the deep, dark, self-feeding pit of narcissistic pity, but I've been doing that for five years and it obviously doesn't work

I promise I'm not that bad anymore.

And I'm going to show it

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#5,467 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·


Kim was the Pixie's bassist. She has a really good sense for atmosphere.

Surfer Rosa GOAT.

#5,465 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·


Do you like The Breeders?

Oh, in "When I Was A Painter", there's a chorus riff that is the main riff of Aneurysm that Kurt basically stole, kek.

#5,463 · 3w, 18h ago · · ·

>>2390439 k e k.

Jk Rowling didn't reply.

tbh JK could stamp on my face with a 7 inch heel and I would apologize for even being near her feet

q u e e n

Same with Emma Watson, unf.

#5,462 · 3w, 19h ago · · ·

>>2389976 for me:

me: God xanax sucks

*takes xanax*

*four hours later*

me: God xanax sucks

*takes xanax*

g r o u n d e d x a n n i l o o p

#5,461 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2389963 I am naturally hyper and tweaky, but at the moment I'm a depressed sack of shit, so uppers help my ass.

uppers: what's up you depressed bastard

me: fuck off

uppers: eat me

me: -eats-

uppers:  what's up you depressed bastard


#5,460 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2389925 I'm all about downers and opiates. I'm naturally jacked and super tweaky, so things that chill me out are the best thing ever.

Except for when you sink too low and become a depressed sack of shit.

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