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Places To Do And Shit To Be

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Flesh and Bone

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"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault!  So thank you."  ~Ponky

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Gone out the window on the fourteenth floor.

Said, "I don't know," then didn't say anymore.

She used the window instead of using the door.

Now I'm alone up on the fourteenth floor.

But I'm not high, I'm not high.

She said good-bye, I don't know why.

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The World Is Quiet (Here)

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#5,433 · 2w, 12h ago · · ·

>>2373021 You doing okay, bb?

#5,430 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2355855 silversun is alright

>>2355299 at the end of the world i will be here complaining about how miserable i am

#5,429 · 6w, 1d ago · · ·

Do you like this?

Qt lesbian warning.

#5,428 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh cool you're still active. Even after a 4 month break I still read your schette. Just a reminder that I'm still a fan and keep up being a cool person and a good writer, fren.

#5,427 · 8w, 19h ago · · ·

>>2347115 Occultism? Why?

I don't mean pastas, I mean personal experience greentexts. Skinwalkers, and the like.

#5,426 · 8w, 19h ago · · ·

>>2347090 yeah but I only go there for the occultism threads

Other than that it's just garbage creepypastas and stale memes

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