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Carnival of Comedy

  • Onions Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in. by Good Christian Ethesto 10,567 words · 1,245 views · 93 likes · 28 dislikes
  • OH JESUS! The new My Little Dashie. by Chuckward 3,279 words · 2,222 views · 108 likes · 117 dislikes

Crappy Comedies

Places To Do And Shit To Be

The Antlers Saga

  • His Thorn on the Rose Caramel is in love with Roseluck, but she can't return the feelings. by Regidar 4,778 words · 1,817 views · 173 likes · 12 dislikes
  • He Gave Her A Rose He gave her a rose. She began to understand. by Regidar 1,192 words · 1,909 views · 269 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Hospice Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships. by Regidar 9,519 words · 1,000 views · 132 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Cold War Caramel spends Hearth's Warming's Eve, Hearth's Warming Day, and The Day After in a state of perpetual flux. by Regidar 5,407 words · 408 views · 28 likes · 5 dislikes

The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best The Best

  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 24,906 views · 1,914 likes · 67 dislikes
  • I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 2,908 views · 316 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by plumander 4,552 words · 1,428 views · 131 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Nothing Shocks Me Anymore Things get a little weird when a crazy pony starts a diary. by SusieBeeca 6,397 words · 1,251 views · 69 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Discord's Ant Farm Awakening after the apocalypse, Discord searches for a purpose in a barren Equestria. by Fiddlebottoms 2,619 words · 1,844 views · 145 likes · 6 dislikes

The Boy Also Writes

  • E When You Were God

    Princess Celestia isn't God, and yet they still treat her like she is.  · Regidar
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  • T Oh Baby

    Big Mac takes the Cake Twins out for a romantic night on the town.  · Regidar
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  • T The Inadequacy

    Shining Armor's anxiety mounts as his wife's due date draws ever closer.  · Regidar
    6,038 words · 2,689 views  ·  279  ·  14
  • T Spanksgiving

    Every year in the late fall, Pinkie Pie indulges in a tradition that the others have grown quite tired of.  · Regidar
    1,849 words · 798 views  ·  65  ·  11 · sex
  • E Gathering Storm

    Rainbow Dash sets a storm into motion.  · Regidar
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  • T Weight

    Twilight Sparkle is completely fine, regardless of whatever she thinks.  · Regidar
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  • T Oneohtrix Point Never

    Twilight Sparkle discovers a strange, new set of caverns under her castle.  · Regidar
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  • T I Ragrit Nothing

    Pinkie Pie gets Twilight's feedback on a new change she's undertaken.  · Regidar
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  • T Twinkies

    Pinkie pries Twilight away from the blissful arms of sleep in order to solve a delectable disaster.  · Regidar
    2,572 words · 1,900 views  ·  176  ·  13
  • E Sail To The Moon

    Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world.  · Regidar
    2,446 words · 670 views  ·  81  ·  5

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17 Years Later... · 4:53pm

new American Football record in October

get fucking hype

For those of you that don't know, American Football is a math rock/midwest emo band that influenced pretty much all modern emo with their twinkly guitars, alternative tunings, and strange time signatures. They release an ep in 1998, and their first self titled in 1999, and then promptly broke up. The album was critically lauded and is considered to be one of the essential classics of 2nd wave emo. It's absolutely beautiful and I recommend it anyone and everyone.

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The World Is Quiet (Here)

  • Sail To The Moon Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world. by Regidar 2,446 words · 670 views · 81 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Cute Without The "E" Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten. by Regidar 3,980 words · 2,800 views · 290 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The Ghost Vinyl's home is haunted. by Regidar 2,676 words · 1,863 views · 165 likes · 9 dislikes
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#5,368 · 4d, 15h ago · · ·

>>2275870 i would do the same in his position tbh

#5,366 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2271430 you and everyone else's

#5,365 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2271351

My life is agony.

#5,364 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2271304 not my kind of thing

#5,363 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Hey, you're into edgy music, right? What's your opinion on stuff like this?

https://youtu.be/1xJuuGgMLtE

#5,361 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2271034 I'm allergic to memes

#5,360 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2271032 Butt w/o los memes you can't reach ur full potential

U need m4ym4ys to achieve teh ultimate lief 4m

#5,359 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2271023 no thank you

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