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The Regidarians

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Carnival of Comedy

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The Antlers Saga

  • His Thorn on the Rose Caramel is in love with Roseluck, but she can't return the feelings. by Regidar 4,778 words · 1,738 views · 168 likes · 12 dislikes
  • He Gave Her A Rose He gave her a rose. She began to understand. by Regidar 1,192 words · 1,750 views · 261 likes · 9 dislikes
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  • I Need You To Be Brave Grief happens differently for different creatures. For Spike the dragon, it is an unending ache as he remembers the pony he loved best. by MidnightDancer 3,066 words · 2,664 views · 309 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by plumander 4,552 words · 770 views · 74 likes · 1 dislikes
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    Pinkie pries Twilight away from the blissful arms of sleep in order to solve a delectable disaster.  · Regidar
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    Fluttershy treks across the frozen northlands of Arctica.  · Regidar
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#587238 · 37m, 46s ago ·   ·   ·    

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Regidar's Profile.

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"I've been singing Fall Out boy like nobody's business and it's all your fault!  So thank you."  ~Ponky

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100-200: Known

200-300: Big League

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Feb
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Writing Log · 8:25pm

Just a quick little thing, I started a writing log to keep track of the work I'm getting done per day. If you want to see where I am in working on stories, it's there if you want to keep on the up and up with my work.

Nothing big, just a little chart. Go nuts.

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The World Is Quiet (Here)

  • Sail To The Moon Luna reconciles her emotions with her place in the world. by Regidar 2,446 words · 566 views · 77 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Cute Without The "E" Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom around a part of Manehatten. by Regidar 3,980 words · 2,642 views · 287 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The Ghost Vinyl's home is haunted. by Regidar 2,676 words · 1,752 views · 160 likes · 8 dislikes
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#5,235 · 7h, 53m ago · · ·

Okay I'm a fan, but I kinda hate clop. Like everything else, hilarious #420blazenruby117. I've read everything else on my other account which user is forbidden to be spoken.

#5,231 · 4d, 16h ago · · ·

I would join a fan club of yours Reg, but I have too much self-respect.

#5,230 · 5d, 2h ago · · ·

>>2123593

It's amazing. You're amazing. Get over it.

:heart:

#5,229 · 5d, 3h ago · 1 · ·

>>2120193 Hey, thank you for posting this. I actually wouldn't have found out without this, and I'm sorry I'm so late on getting back to you about it.

It really means a lot. Thanks, Twifight.

#5,228 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

Hey. HEY. Do you know about the thing? THIS THING HERE:

You must, surely. Congratulations, lovable beast. I'm very proud of you! I always am, to be honest, though I don't say that enough. Enjoy Scribbler & Neighrator's interpretive conceptualisation - this so very well made, from superior voice acting to dramatic musical composition. MY GOODNESS! I ADORE IT!  

See? SEE? Your art is beautiful AND remarkable! This is irrefutable proof! HAHAHA! TOLD YOU SO! Next time, listen to me. :heart:

#5,227 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2078314

"My god, it's full of TISM."

Quite right.

#5,226 · 7w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>2078300 my god, it's full of tism

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