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stuff i wrote that is pretty okay horse sex 
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i totally just finished a story · 11:15am
fuck you, writer's block
you just got kicked in the dick
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stuff i wrote that is pretty okay horse sex
stuff i'm sort of proud of (not just for sex)
unf
[Tragedy]
An accident leaves Pinkie Pie in a coma. A stallion blames himself, and keeps a vigil over her recovery.
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An accident leaves Pinkie Pie in a coma. A stallion blames himself, and keeps a vigil over her recovery.
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[Crossover]
Twilight finally returns home after a harrowing disappearance
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Twilight finally returns home after a harrowing disappearance
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i write horse porn and people say i write it pretty well
so if you want something specific, you can throw dollars at me and i'll write it for you
if you want some horse words, PM me the details, including your idea, preferably with as much specificity and fetish info as possible (or you can save that until later discussion, but i'm more likely to accept an idea that seems interesting rather than 'luna x big mac pls'). you can include the ideal word count as well, if you want
Rate: $8/1,000 words
up to the projected word count, and $2/1,000 for every 1k above that, up to a maximum of $6 extra.
i reserve the right to reject any and all ideas.
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Sorcicular Fornication
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· Princess Twilight Sparkle is tired of being a stunningly attractive spinster, so she decides to ask out the pony of her desires (whom she decides is Applejack). As is par for the course, things don't go exactly as planned, but Twilight learns valuable lessons about magic and friendship in the process.
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Based on the Friendship is Witchcraft series by Sherclop Pones
Cover Art by Mewball
Livejournal Assistance from knighty
Short description and editing by Jake the Army Guy
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Pieces of a Grey Cloud
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6,132 words ( 14 chapters ) · 2,870 views
· A series of moments from Derpy's life, most of them less than cheerful.
Sorry.
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Moonlight
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· On a perfect summer evening, Fluttershy takes a stroll to the beckoning of a nearby clearing in the woods - but when she finds Princess Luna enjoying the same moonlit evening, a feeling starts to brew inside that she can't explain - so, what more can she do but go back in search of answers?
Based on a lovely drawing by ButterCup Saiyan, done for the MLPG Friend-Off.
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What You Can Imagine
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· A place where ponies can go to have their fantasies brought to life. A young colt finds himself asked by invitation only, as all the clients are. He's not sure if he belongs, and as he discovers more about the strange boutique and how it works, he becomes less and less sure about his patronage - and more and more bewildered by the idea of 'fantasy' and what it means to want something that might never be real.
A story for the friend off, based on Obsidian Solitaire's "The Cutest Thing..."
My first attempted at 'real' writing... apologies to everyone looking for the usual stuff. Will return to regularly scheduled content soon.
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Summer Sweets
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· During a hot, boring summer, Scootaloo heads down to the ice cream stand in search of something cool and refreshing. When she runs into Sweetie Belle, who's put on a couple pounds since the end of school, she finds herself feeling hotter instead of cool, as well as more than a little confused.
Request for Ross of MLPG.
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A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.- James Joyce, The Dead, Dubliners
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unf
I wait and tease myself by abstaining from touching my pussy till I am incredibly wet then going at a very fast and hard pace rubbing my clitty and using my other hand to enter myself until I come to a toe curling climax
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mad reppin' dawg, droppin' fresh hooks all up in my page, ain't no place for lyricry up ins, y'all know what i mean?
Yo D, 'sup? Thought I'd stop by and say hay... so hay! Oh wait, I should probably say it like
Wrote this thing called From the Sea
With some mountains mantled too
But I was born for but one quest
To kill the track on FimFic
In the land of ponies
Lulz. Eragon.
so many blowjobs
I masturbate without lotion and tissue.
What a douche.
...although I realize brand-loyalty had a lot to do with me blocking Sorren,
what a douche.
43?
43?!!
Dammit! I only have 42!
I asked before, but don't know if you saw it. So here it is again, are you going to make a sequel to 'So Close, Yet So Far'? Cause I really think you should.
