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  • T Wanting Sweet Things

    Lyra waits for Bonbon to get home. The world ends repeatedly. Time is too long.  · darf
    3,105 words · 549 views  ·  74  ·  14 · sex
  • T Rarity Sleeps In

    Rarity oversleeps thru an important appointment and deals with the inescapable crushing feeling.  · darf
    3,355 words · 380 views  ·  55  ·  13
  • T Twilight Sparkle Is Lonely

    Twilight Sparkle is lonely. This makes her sad. Details follow.  · darf
    4,587 words · 796 views  ·  62  ·  27 · sex
  • T Same Love

    Braeburn comes to terms with who he is. The ponies he cares about do the same, though some of them with more ease than others.  · darf
    20,825 words · 1,205 views  ·  104  ·  15
  • T Unfamiliar Skin

    I've arrived. I can only faintly hear the hive. Mother's voice is gone from my ears. But I know I have a purpose—I just can't remember what it is.  · darf
    6,246 words · 2,210 views  ·  270  ·  13
  • E As the Days Go

    Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle have a house by the shore together. Many years have gone by. Sometimes, every day is hard.  · darf
    3,552 words · 4,157 views  ·  317  ·  21
  • E A Single Step

    Twilight accidentally steps on a snail. This makes her sad. As the years go on, several other things happen.  · darf
    5,797 words · 5,085 views  ·  630  ·  20
  • T Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry

    A wide-ranging anthology of verse from nine of FIMFiction's top poets.  · darf
    8,439 words · 1,790 views  ·  187  ·  1
  • T Quotidian

    Time in Ponyville has broken. Everypony is dealing with it in some way or another—except you. You're fine, somehow. Oh, and me. I suppose that's where things start. Let's be on with it then, shall we?  · darf
    9,626 words · 2,895 views  ·  276  ·  17
  • T Brevity

    A gesture of appreciation — a song-story from another world — a sudden revelation — a dark time in youth — the sweet sadness of the snow: five short stories about ponos, and the things that happen to them.  · darf
    11,420 words · 1,189 views  ·  106  ·  2
Apr
29th
2016

invisible horses · 2:22pm

hello everyone,

if you're wondering where i've been since i announced my return, i've been... well. dealing with some stuff. it's been hard to write.

i also haven't been around fimfic much because, to be honest, the site doesn't interest me all that much anymore. i don't read fics because i haven't caught up w/ the show, and i don't write for the same reason. i want to solve both those problems... but there they are.

i'd like to encourage ppl to contact me off-site if they want to talk or discuss an idea/commission. i think my email is on my profile page or somewhere else on the internet, but if it's not, hit me up at darfpones@gmail.com so i can get the dealio. i'm on gchat there too, so if you need to talk in more detail, that's cool too. i usually end up reading my fimfic PMs and then forgetting to reply to them forever, so this is my attempt at remedying that problem.

that's all for now. hope everyone is staying safe and lovely. <3

Report darf · 263 views ·
Apr
29th
2016

invisible horses · 2:22pm

hello everyone,

if you're wondering where i've been since i announced my return, i've been... well. dealing with some stuff. it's been hard to write.

i also haven't been around fimfic much because, to be honest, the site doesn't interest me all that much anymore. i don't read fics because i haven't caught up w/ the show, and i don't write for the same reason. i want to solve both those problems... but there they are.

i'd like to encourage ppl to contact me off-site if they want to talk or discuss an idea/commission. i think my email is on my profile page or somewhere else on the internet, but if it's not, hit me up at darfpones@gmail.com so i can get the dealio. i'm on gchat there too, so if you need to talk in more detail, that's cool too. i usually end up reading my fimfic PMs and then forgetting to reply to them forever, so this is my attempt at remedying that problem.

that's all for now. hope everyone is staying safe and lovely. <3

Report darf · 263 views ·

Commissions

Current queue status: EMPTY

Slot 1: Open

Slot 2: Open

i write horse porn and people say i write it pretty well

so if you want something specific, you can throw dollars at me and i'll write it for you

if you want some horse words, PM me the details, including your idea, preferably with as much specificity and fetish info as possible (or you can save that until later discussion, but i'm more likely to accept an idea that seems interesting rather than 'luna x big mac pls'). you can include the ideal word count as well, if you want

Rate: $0.01-0.05/word (based on how much i like your idea/how easy it is to write)

up to the projected word count, and $0.005/1,000 for every 1k above that, up to a maximum of $20 extra.

i reserve the right to reject any and all ideas.

stuff i'm sort of proud of (not just for sex)

stuff i wrote that is pretty okay horse sex

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#332 · 27w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2012256 This ain't Reddit, son [although it should be]. :D

#331 · 27w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2010675 remindme! 2 years "darf is back again"

#330 · 28w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

Welp, guess he's dead again. See you again in 2.5 years, guys.

#329 · 32w, 6d ago · 4 · ·

Ahhhhhh hahaha...

I kinda figured that would happen.  Wish I asked for what he wrote in real life, though...

~Skeeter The Lurker

#328 · 32w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1972088 Not really. I heard he had those sitting around, so he came back to publish them. Look at the time that he's been offline. He hasn't been on since I replied to you.

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