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  • T Wanting Sweet Things

    Lyra waits for Bonbon to get home. The world ends repeatedly. Time is too long.  · darf
    3,105 words · 576 views  ·  74  ·  14 · sex
  • T Rarity Sleeps In

    Rarity oversleeps thru an important appointment and deals with the inescapable crushing feeling.  · darf
    3,355 words · 412 views  ·  56  ·  13
  • T Twilight Sparkle Is Lonely

    Twilight Sparkle is lonely. This makes her sad. Details follow.  · darf
    4,587 words · 835 views  ·  65  ·  28 · sex
  • T Same Love

    Braeburn comes to terms with who he is. The ponies he cares about do the same, though some of them with more ease than others.  · darf
    20,825 words · 1,215 views  ·  104  ·  15
  • T Unfamiliar Skin

    I've arrived. I can only faintly hear the hive. Mother's voice is gone from my ears. But I know I have a purpose—I just can't remember what it is.  · darf
    6,246 words · 2,236 views  ·  270  ·  13
  • E As the Days Go

    Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle have a house by the shore together. Many years have gone by. Sometimes, every day is hard.  · darf
    3,552 words · 4,201 views  ·  320  ·  21
  • E A Single Step

    Twilight accidentally steps on a snail. This makes her sad. As the years go on, several other things happen.  · darf
    5,797 words · 5,115 views  ·  631  ·  20
  • T Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry

    A wide-ranging anthology of verse from nine of FIMFiction's top poets.  · darf
    8,439 words · 1,808 views  ·  188  ·  1
  • T Quotidian

    Time in Ponyville has broken. Everypony is dealing with it in some way or another—except you. You're fine, somehow. Oh, and me. I suppose that's where things start. Let's be on with it then, shall we?  · darf
    9,626 words · 2,910 views  ·  276  ·  17
  • T Brevity

    A gesture of appreciation — a song-story from another world — a sudden revelation — a dark time in youth — the sweet sadness of the snow: five short stories about ponos, and the things that happen to them.  · darf
    11,420 words · 1,206 views  ·  106  ·  2
May
23rd
2016

More Commissions · 9:07pm

lately i'm getting mad at paypal because of transfer times and i'm poor now! :x but anyway, commissions are actually coming in nicely, so thank you to everyone who is helping w/ them.

if you wanted a commission from me and i didn't respond via PM, it's probably because i literally couldn't--fimfic is doing weird things to me w/ certain ppl. GenericUsername in particular, hit me up, i wanna work w/ you, mang!

anyone else, keep the conversation flowing, you guys all rock.

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Commissions

Current queue status: Open

Slot 1: Taken

Slot 2: Open

Slot 3: Open

Slot 4: Open

Slot 5: Open

i write porn and people say i write it pretty well

if you want something specific, you can throw dollars at me and i'll write it for you. PM me the details, including your idea, preferably with as much specificity as possible, including ideal word count.

Rate: $0.05/word

i reserve the right to reject any and all ideas.

May
23rd
2016

More Commissions · 9:07pm

lately i'm getting mad at paypal because of transfer times and i'm poor now! :x but anyway, commissions are actually coming in nicely, so thank you to everyone who is helping w/ them.

if you wanted a commission from me and i didn't respond via PM, it's probably because i literally couldn't--fimfic is doing weird things to me w/ certain ppl. GenericUsername in particular, hit me up, i wanna work w/ you, mang!

anyone else, keep the conversation flowing, you guys all rock.

Report darf · 104 views ·

stuff i'm sort of proud of (not just for sex)

stuff i wrote that is pretty okay horse sex

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#334 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

omg your back! happy to see it

#333 · 2w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

Never followed you ’cause I thought you were dead. Seems I missed your new shit in September of 2015 because of that. I’m now wondering if my policy of not bothering to follow prolific authors whose shit I’ve liked who have since “left the fandom” should be reversed and whether or not I can be fucked trying to remember all of them.

#332 · 32w, 20h ago · · ·

>>2012256 This ain't Reddit, son [although it should be]. :D

#331 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2010675 remindme! 2 years "darf is back again"

#330 · 32w, 2d ago · 4 · ·

Welp, guess he's dead again. See you again in 2.5 years, guys.

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