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  • T Wanting Sweet Things

    Lyra waits for Bonbon to get home. The world ends repeatedly. Time is too long.  · darf
    3,105 words · 483 views  ·  74  ·  14 · sex
  • T Rarity Sleeps In

    Rarity oversleeps thru an important appointment and deals with the inescapable crushing feeling.  · darf
    3,355 words · 343 views  ·  55  ·  13
  • T Twilight Sparkle Is Lonely

    Twilight Sparkle is lonely. This makes her sad. Details follow.  · darf
    4,587 words · 671 views  ·  60  ·  27 · sex
  • T Same Love

    Braeburn comes to terms with who he is. The ponies he cares about do the same, though some of them with more ease than others.  · darf
    20,825 words · 1,175 views  ·  104  ·  15
  • T Unfamiliar Skin

    I've arrived. I can only faintly hear the hive. Mother's voice is gone from my ears. But I know I have a purpose—I just can't remember what it is.  · darf
    6,246 words · 2,167 views  ·  269  ·  13
  • E As the Days Go

    Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle have a house by the shore together. Many years have gone by. Sometimes, every day is hard.  · darf
    3,552 words · 4,077 views  ·  317  ·  21
  • E A Single Step

    Twilight accidentally steps on a snail. This makes her sad. As the years go on, several other things happen.  · darf
    5,797 words · 4,993 views  ·  625  ·  20
  • T Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry

    A wide-ranging anthology of verse from nine of FIMFiction's top poets.  · darf
    8,439 words · 1,764 views  ·  186  ·  1
  • T Quotidian

    Time in Ponyville has broken. Everypony is dealing with it in some way or another—except you. You're fine, somehow. Oh, and me. I suppose that's where things start. Let's be on with it then, shall we?  · darf
    9,626 words · 2,871 views  ·  275  ·  17
  • T Brevity

    A gesture of appreciation — a song-story from another world — a sudden revelation — a dark time in youth — the sweet sadness of the snow: five short stories about ponos, and the things that happen to them.  · darf
    11,420 words · 1,142 views  ·  105  ·  2
Sep
21st
2015

howdy all

it's kind of fun to make blog posts and share stories and not have many ppl on the site give a fuck. on the other hand, i do miss having exclusive control of the feature box...

anyway. i made a survey/google thing where you can vote on which story i write next. i came up with a bunch of ideas but only told you the title and some relevant stats (length, genre, characters)--that's it. every idea is one i'm at least mildly interested in writing, so hopefully no matter what everyone likes, i can come up with something nice.

questions for everyone: are there any insanely good clopfics i've missed in the last 2.5 years? can someone sum up the show for me as well? did pinkie ever get depressed again? did anyone get a boyfriend? is knighty married (to poultron)?

also i'm not sure i'm active enough to request this yet but i'm looking for people to work with on future collaborations. specifically, i'm wondering if there's any (female (or shota)) voice talent that would be interested in doing scripts/readings together, or any artists who would like to wort together on a comic/something illustrated. i understand that if you're reading this and once drew a pony stick figure, you might think i want you to message me, but pls only do so if you're rly serious about your work and want to actually make a thing. also warning i'm lazy and depressed and may not be able to make a thing. but i will try.

thanks for the welcome-backs and nice thoughts, everyone. as a specific note to the several ppl who are requesting links to my IRL writing: no. sorry :( as much as i'd like to share my stuff here, i'm not at a place yet where i'm comfortable having my pony-life and non-pony life merge. that said, if you PM me specifically and i like you, i might be willing to share a little bit of info.

also, once i've started writing fics semi regularly (unless instead of doing that i decide to disappear again) i might have a patreon button but for now that just seems like needless begging so wooooo.

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Sep
21st
2015

howdy all

it's kind of fun to make blog posts and share stories and not have many ppl on the site give a fuck. on the other hand, i do miss having exclusive control of the feature box...

anyway. i made a survey/google thing where you can vote on which story i write next. i came up with a bunch of ideas but only told you the title and some relevant stats (length, genre, characters)--that's it. every idea is one i'm at least mildly interested in writing, so hopefully no matter what everyone likes, i can come up with something nice.

questions for everyone: are there any insanely good clopfics i've missed in the last 2.5 years? can someone sum up the show for me as well? did pinkie ever get depressed again? did anyone get a boyfriend? is knighty married (to poultron)?

also i'm not sure i'm active enough to request this yet but i'm looking for people to work with on future collaborations. specifically, i'm wondering if there's any (female (or shota)) voice talent that would be interested in doing scripts/readings together, or any artists who would like to wort together on a comic/something illustrated. i understand that if you're reading this and once drew a pony stick figure, you might think i want you to message me, but pls only do so if you're rly serious about your work and want to actually make a thing. also warning i'm lazy and depressed and may not be able to make a thing. but i will try.

thanks for the welcome-backs and nice thoughts, everyone. as a specific note to the several ppl who are requesting links to my IRL writing: no. sorry :( as much as i'd like to share my stuff here, i'm not at a place yet where i'm comfortable having my pony-life and non-pony life merge. that said, if you PM me specifically and i like you, i might be willing to share a little bit of info.

also, once i've started writing fics semi regularly (unless instead of doing that i decide to disappear again) i might have a patreon button but for now that just seems like needless begging so wooooo.

Report darf · 490 views · #next story #blog #writing #horse sex

Commissions

Current queue status: EMPTY

Slot 1: Open

Slot 2: Open

i write horse porn and people say i write it pretty well

so if you want something specific, you can throw dollars at me and i'll write it for you

if you want some horse words, PM me the details, including your idea, preferably with as much specificity and fetish info as possible (or you can save that until later discussion, but i'm more likely to accept an idea that seems interesting rather than 'luna x big mac pls'). you can include the ideal word count as well, if you want

Rate: $0.01-0.05/word (based on how much i like your idea/how easy it is to write)

up to the projected word count, and $0.005/1,000 for every 1k above that, up to a maximum of $20 extra.

i reserve the right to reject any and all ideas.

stuff i'm sort of proud of (not just for sex)

stuff i wrote that is pretty okay horse sex

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#332 · 16w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2012256 This ain't Reddit, son [although it should be]. :D

#331 · 16w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2010675 remindme! 2 years "darf is back again"

#330 · 16w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

Welp, guess he's dead again. See you again in 2.5 years, guys.

#329 · 21w, 2d ago · 4 · ·

Ahhhhhh hahaha...

I kinda figured that would happen.  Wish I asked for what he wrote in real life, though...

~Skeeter The Lurker

#328 · 21w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1972088 Not really. I heard he had those sitting around, so he came back to publish them. Look at the time that he's been offline. He hasn't been on since I replied to you.

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