You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I used to be relevant!

I'm just here to write.

Hundreds of masks, not one disguise.

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"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Cherish the thought.

I'm an old sourpuss.

Not a writer

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

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2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I've been gone for a long time, but still show up every now and then.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Death of conversation

Let the voice of love take you higher

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I really like MLP stories. My favourite are shipping stories featuring Octavia and Vinyl and Twilight and Trixie. Luna is my favourite Princess.

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Nobody.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

My name is CassandraMyOCisBestpony. I chose that name after I invented the OC named Cassandra. She is long lost sister to the princess, and the seventh element of harmony. My OC, don't steal.

Dubs Rewatcher once described me as "an intense literary analyst". I describe me as "a room of monkeys with typewriters."

Official Account for Running the OC Slamjam!

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

No minute is Best Minute

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.