Welp, I'm done. It's Princess Big Mac. It was a good run, guys, but let's face it, there's no topping this. It's time to play the end credits on repeat as I retreat into the dark recesses of my flumadiddle and stew on just how everything is now rendered mundane in cruel comparison.

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C'mon, everyone! Time to get your patriotic hype on!

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The question of the lovely MLP day: was it a good Spike episode?

My verdict: Yes. But not really.

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I liked it.

Whew, for a couple weeks there, I thought Rainbow Dash was going to be my new best pony. Good thing Rarity Takes Manehatten blew all the other season 4 episodes before it out of the fabulous water.

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So, the last time I blogged was in, what, June? Six months ago, huh? Yikes. Well, here's me trying to play catch up for the newly 2014.

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I feel like I should explain what's going on and give a semblance of a progress report before I head off to bed. So I will.

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Allow me to illustrate to you the scenario: It's Sunday night; you've had a busy, busy week, and you've finally returned to your admittedly mediocre but cozy abode. The sky is an immaculate inky darkness filled with countless luminous bursts of thermonuclear plasma disguised as little twinkles in the periodic transitions between sky alight and gentle void expanse. You quaff down an invigorating tonic of ale and partake in the enjoyment of the last stock of vanilla fudge.

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Hello, everyboodeh. I'm on a short respite from cramming my brain full of unwanted information, and decided to blog on me favorite site. So, on Pia's wonderful recommendation, I read the MLP comics. They were pretty darn awesome. The latest issue is spectacular and gives a very engaging, edgy direness feel to the usually tame adventures of our beloved cast, while still maintaining the predominantly comedic tones of the show. On the note of comedy, I wrote a crack fic in response to the latest

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Well, hello, y'all presumably pony loving homo sapiens! Just wanted to take a break and maybe make a blog or something because heaven knows I can't actually just sit down and write what I actually want to write. I would growl disappointedly at myself but I can't seem to find the energy. Or a mirror. Anywoo.

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