• Member Since 24th Jan, 2013
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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

Mar
29th
2018

A [(Very Late) But Also Super-Heartfelt(Despite Being Almost A Year Later)] Thank-You. · 7:15am Mar 29th, 2018

So.

Um, hi, guys, it's uh... it's been a while, hasn't it?

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Sep
22nd
2017

Potential stirrings of a Fruity Curse sequel :V · 6:05am Sep 22nd, 2017

I want to start this story-specific blog post by talking about something completely off track!

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Jul
17th
2017

Closets are dark. And lonely. I think it's time I left it then. · 4:40am Jul 17th, 2017

Hey guys, it's been a while, how's everyone doing?

Good to hear, but hey, pull up a chair, I got something to get off my chest, and it's something I want to share with all of you.:pinkiehappy:

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Jul
16th
2017

A look back at Three Years a Tragedy Author · 3:05pm Jul 16th, 2017

Story time!

Oh, not like, posting a story, just.. read!

I started writing on the site, and gained most of my followers for, my random-comedies and occasional emotional darkfic. I've tested the waters of noir and shameless smut, of adventure and romance. Crackfics were a specialty.

Never did I intend to write a tragedy.

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Jul
15th
2017

GUYS! IT'S DOOOOOONE! · 9:34pm Jul 15th, 2017

It's finished! Completed! Tomorrow is the final post!

That's right, Ghost Town is finished! Two years off, three years in the making, many a sleepless night dreaming about this very moment!

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Jul
14th
2017

Surgical Extraction: the aftermath · 10:55pm Jul 14th, 2017

Howdy all my ol' pals and writing buddies and reader bros! Dash here, back at it again with that Ghost Town update! Two years in the making, definitely not two years til the next chapter :V

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Jul
11th
2017

Groans From The Dead · 2:17am Jul 11th, 2017

Graaaaaagh. Raaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh!
Rrrrrrraaaaaaa-cough-!

Bleck.

Well, that was a fiiiiiiine year or two off.

But the forges call to me. The keyboard beckons. The unfinished stories drag me out from my fimfic grave to churn away on their tattered forms.

I guess what I'm trying to say is:
Watch. This. Space.

Especially if you were following or tracking Ghost Town.

A small number for reference: 1,200 words written towards new posting.

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Dec
25th
2016

Oh Lookie! · 6:54am Dec 25th, 2016

I'm still alive!

And poking back in here after a year or so of not even watching >.> I notice I cracked the two hundo mark :D Sweet!

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Feb
10th
2016

Top Ten Once Again · 7:22pm Feb 10th, 2016

I've been watching from the shadows as I have a fic rise to the top ten not just once, but TWICE! That's right! If anyone was here about a year or two ago, you'll remember that in the span of a few days, my fic T-T-T-Tia! went all the way to being the top story on the site!

For all of a few hours, anyways, when my reign was tripped up by its first downvote. No matter, it still held fast around the five hundred rank.

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Jan
16th
2016

Still alive, just tired · 7:45pm Jan 16th, 2016

Hey there all, I'm sure you'll all love seeing me back in your blogfeed, and I don't blame you. I've been putzin around and dragging my feet ever since I 'lost' my job on Halloween.

I am still jobless. Le sigh. Hiring someone with four years' cash register experience must be really frightening to employers, cause nobody who needs cashiers wants the skilled workers. Huh.

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