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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

Sep
24th
2015

The Adventures of Adventure Clyde: The Adventuring · 2:39am Sep 24th, 2015

I wrote a thing.

It failed miserably to pass moderation.

Do I care? Nah, it's hilarious :V

BUT! You all can read it by going to this here link and feasting thine eyeballs :V

Spread the word, oh holy ones, and follow Clyde on his journey to defeat Inaction Dave and save the girl who wants nothing to do with him!

I give you:

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Sep
23rd
2015

I just submitted something ridiculous. · 5:21pm Sep 23rd, 2015

Yep. I wrote something :D

It's a story about an alicorn of epic proportions, of a hero who vows to win the heart of the girl.

It is a tale of love, and danger, of war, and peace.

It is...

The Adventures of Adventure Clyde: The Adventuring

Some of you may recognize that dashing face from Protopony350's review series.

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Sep
21st
2015

A musing on hobbies past and possibly future · 7:30pm Sep 21st, 2015

It's no lie that I dabble with the colored arts as well as the written, and upon coming across some old paints in a drawer in my room, I was reminded of my artistic heydays in '13.

Some of those dedicated followers might remember a while back when I was doing shoes with designs.

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Sep
6th
2015

VAN HALEN TONITE! · 12:58pm Sep 6th, 2015

I'll be in Bethel NY tonight, seeing Van Halen and Kenny Wayne Shepherd. :D

If you'll be in attendance, look for the beard and GRiZ sweater :V Might twirl the 'stache too.

WOO! Let's go!

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Aug
15th
2015

Gentlemen... · 9:32pm Aug 15th, 2015

A toast?

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Aug
12th
2015

New Ott album! :D · 1:49am Aug 12th, 2015

Ott is best described as Psychedelic Trance, but I just really love to sit back and let the album do its work on my mind as it carries me to other worlds. Ott is something else, and you should all let his tunes flow through your eardrums :V

On a side note, this is my kind of writing music :D

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Aug
6th
2015

Pony for young, and pony for old: a monologue · 3:25am Aug 6th, 2015

Working in the most heavily-visited store in the locale gives one an opportunity to see and meet tons of people, most of which they'll hate and never want to see the stupid, complaining faces of again.

The rest of the time, these people are treasures. It's the little things. Right, Pinkie?

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Jul
27th
2015

PP is awesome :D · 4:36pm Jul 27th, 2015

Eeyup! That's the pin set from this ol' blog! :D

It came in today, a day early :B

Been watching a house for the past week, no motivation or time to write a thing :/ So I'll be silent on that front for a bit.

If you want anything left (if there is anything left) from the blog, go take a look and let PP know :V He could use the cash!

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Jul
17th
2015

MY HEART! IT IS STOOOOOOOOOLENNNNNN! · 1:29pm Jul 17th, 2015

MEDIEVAL METAL!

This is the single best thing I've heard in possibly ever :D

Dem outfits tho.





U-Unf~

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Jul
10th
2015

woo ama drunk yeahh · 8:08am Jul 10th, 2015

YeH what it says on the label..post and ill answer in the am if i dont pass out hahgh

Bear with me, hook's vlavk rum doex things to you.. xD

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