I went an' wrote me a porn!

Strange, innit?

Sometimes, an idea gets stuck in the ol' barnacle and won't leave a body be. That just be how it be sometimes, yarr!

Just remember: Don't do what these ponies in that thar story do. Make sure ye gets consent aforehoof. Don't leave it t' assumpions. "But it's hot!" is good fer fantasy, but not s' much fer real life.

Have a happy and hearty enjoy, me hearties! Ya-harr!

Yarr, mateys, ahoy!

The sharp-eyed among ye might've noticed me new fanfic! 'Tain't tiddies, but it do have a real nice time with Tempest Shadow, for thems of ya what likes 'er as I does.

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Yarr, mateys, welcome to a new round o' clopfic theater!

Well, 'cept this one ain't too cloppy, if'n I'm bein' honest.

And, err, if'n ye liked Sunset's Stash fer the funny bits, well... This has some of those, don't ye be gettin' me wrong now, matey! But mostly, this here story's like a comedy, if'n it only had one joke and the punchline were, "This ain't funny."

It do have some shippin', though, and that's always a good time.

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'Ere's 'opin' I didn't git yer 'opes too 'igh, messmates. The last journal were just a bit o' blather; today's excursion be entirely unrelated, not particularly salty, just good, clean fun that ain't too clean, if'n ye follows me sails. Ha-harr! Enjoy, mateys!

I want to write a sequel to Fish Tiddies.

I have not done so yet because A) I'm a slow writer, B) it's not going to have any tiddies in it and I'm not sure anyone's going to appreciate that.

I'd honestly like to write a long string of stories about Pinkie and Adagio forming a bizarre romance, and there probably wouldn't be any sexual content for at least a couple stories. Not that I'm promising I'd get that far. But I definitely want to write the next one.

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I don't blog too much no more, but have a new fic, ye landlubbers! It ain't quite as porny as ye might expect.

It, ah, it might not also be quite so comedic, neither.

Must be gettin' soft in me old age...

Yarr, I done leaked more bilgewater from me starboard side, if'n ye get me drift! Taggin' Parasailing on account of it's another T-rated jaunt through the mane six's sex lives. Yarr, enjoy!

Avast! A triple-digit band o' scurvy wankers 'n landlubbers y'be! I need a bigger boat, mateys! Thank ye fer boardin', an' enjoy the ride!

Whaddaye mean there be a sea cliff ahead? I'm a pirate, not a taxi driver, ya-ha-harr!

When Plush Comes to Shove

I still be kickin' about!