• Member Since 27th Jan, 2015
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Blind Gardener


I'm an eldritch abomination who likes to garden and make pop culture refrences

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Applejack's parents, never seen and rarely referred to. This is the story of where they come from, and where they went.

Including: The reason the Apples are so poor despite basically having a monopoly on apple production across equestria. The origin of the Flim Flam Brothers. Why Cadence is so young, Luna becomes younger after she stops being Nightmare Moon and more!

Inspired by smxsonic

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This is a folder where I plan to keep things that I have written that did not match the tone of the story I wrote them in, but that I don't want to just delete.

Really, only look in here if you're into my writing and want to see the stuff I decided didn't fit the tone or wasn't good enough. There might be spoilers, or might not as I may have changed the story to go in a different direction.

I'm not going to update any particular segment. These are just castoffs from my stories.

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Twilight is an astonishing child, with both talent and genius. However, she has her own special problems. Problems involving memory and ponies. This makes her quite a handful for foalsitters.

Enter Princess Foalsitting services! Guaranteed skill and quality, for those little problem children! But is Twilight too much for a genuine princess to handle?

Caution: Adorbs Abound.

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A human explorer who travels from dimension to dimension finds himself in a world if intelligent, large ponies. The whole world is surprisingly pleasant. He gives it high marks on his review.

Props to Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and other footnote addicted authors as my inspiration.

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Twilight Sparkle, element of magic and hero to equestria, woke one day to find herself in a completely different world. There she is a pampered noble's daughter, and the most promising young sorceress of her era.

She tried to play along, but she quickly became lonely and began to miss her best friends. So she snuck off, out of her father's estate and into the city, drawn by a familiar pull that she could not quite understand. There she encounters the dopplegangers of her friends.

Now she needs to find a way to get back home, by finding her own doppleganger, while beset by mercenaries hired by Shining Armour and her parents to get her back.

But are the the dopplegangers really the elements of harmony she once knew and loved? What is up with the imaginary versions of her friends hanging out in Twilight's head? Will returning home bring them with her?

Should she really be working with these violent creatures if she doesn't know for sure?

Art courtesy of the Marvelous Magello!

(Pronounced "Rock Moon Equestria")

According to reader comments, highlights include a fast talking, foul mouthed, cockney Rarity and Fluttershy as an ambiguously sexy nun.

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It's a normal day in ponyville, only one problem. Rainbow Dash has slept in again! Princess Twilight Sparkle decides, this time, to help her sleepy friend. This leads to a series of errors that will have serious repercussions on the future of ponyville.

Edited and hopefully improved! At the very least I think my Spelling, Grammar, and capitalization are better.

Cover used with permission from Magello. All glory to Magello!

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This story is a sequel to Clean Slates


Twilight Sparkle: Brilliant, Powerful, Sociable, the very model of the modern major unicorn. She, however, has a poorly kept secret. Her memory for everything non academic is terrible!

Caution: Contains adorable young twilight.

Shoutouts and mad props to Georg's "The monster in the twilight" and Commander x5's "Twiny" series for inspiring this.

I need a Smart Pants tag.

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