Credo Quia Absurdum. Pic by Magello

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

There is a time to tell stories, and there is a time to live them.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

Started watching midway through the first season. Started writing not long before the beginning of the last.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Founder of Thought Prism Games. Check out my work at thoughtprismgames.com!

Knitter of epic yarns.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

I tell lies for money.

The Tomorrow King.

2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I've been gone for a long time, but still show up every now and then.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

loves tiaras.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Earth pony enthusiast

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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Breathing terrible life into monstrous pony porn.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Finishing Finished my master's in Biology in Washington State, job hunting now. I enjoy camping/hiking, tapletop RPGS, and being lazy. I also dabble in writing and drawing, among other things.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Not a changeling.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

hi I'm Pullersonwig and i like school and the harry potter series