"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

Mostly harmless.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

irresistible

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

i herd u liek mudkips

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

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So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

8000 soldiers!

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

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Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

See Ya

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A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

This space for rent.