Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Horrifically Fun

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

No minute is Best Minute

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

The Tomorrow King.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Mostly harmless.

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A young soviet fan who wishes to enlighten a crowd with a woven story and a fanciful illustration or two.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.