The page stretches out before me. White, endless, empty. A cursor blinks, over and over, restless and waiting and unsatisfied. I want to write. I have to write. I can’t write. I wait for words to come and they don’t. It’s been a long time since they last stopped coming. I hoped they wouldn’t leave again. I hoped I’d keep them rolling, keep the gears turning, keep the words spilling forth like letting off a pressure valve, write like I was writing before.

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Howdy y'all.

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Because sometimes we all need an escape...

Howdy fellas,

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How To Write Clop for People Who Can’t Write Clop Too Good
Part 1 - Characterisation

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Because sometimes I talk about stuff.

Hey y’all.

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Because sometimes I write things.

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Hey guys, it's been a loooooong long time, huh? As always, I'm sorry it's been so long since the last update to Mis-Shapes. But hey, Father's Day is right around the corner!

How about that?

Because sometimes we have to change.

Hey guys.

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Because it's time for me to write an enormous blog post pretending I know what I'm talking about.

There’s a lot of bad clopfics on this site. I don’t mean that as an insult or anything, it just means there’s a lot of new writers finding their feet (and it’s not like I haven’t contributed to the mess myself). The fact, however, remains.

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Hi Everyone.

I wanted to give a bit of an explanation to some changes with regard to my focus on fimfiction that you might start to see in the upcoming months.

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