Half of everything is luck, James.

Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony

All the best ships, shipped right to your internet!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

I am no one.

Not a changeling.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I like ponies.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

All my things are horse things!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here