I can't believe what I am seeing. I haven't been able to believe anything from the last 14 days. I was once a happy and carefree person. Now, I can only reminisce in the memories. They are so close, yet so distant. I am tearful, lonely, and terrified. I'm not sure where I will be. My life has all but grinded to a halt. Do you want to know how I got to this stage? If so, then stay with me and get comfortable. It's a long story.
This story is part of the Ponyearthverse, a collaborative universe created by SkyblazeTheBard A.K.A Markus.
Chapters (3)
What?
Ponyearthverse is back?
Ugh...
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It never left.
Now GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
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Good to see you back, regidar
2136556 No. You have tasty chips.
2136559 It's good to be back. Well, not really, but yeah.
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OH GOD WHY?!
2136562 Where's the hate for mine?
2136629 I don't actively look for them
If I see one, I comment
2136638 Oh, okay.
That explains it.
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DANG NABBIT! NOT EVEN THE CHIPS ARE SAFE!
Very diary-ish. It's a bit different from the other stories.
2136545, The PEV says:
This should be... interesting.
2136638 Well that explains why not every PEV story has you on it.
This story has been reviewed by the The Equestrian Critics Society.
Story: This can't be real!
Author: Somebodycallmylawyer
Reviewed By: Blankscape
As it stands, ‘This can’t be real!’ is boring, unoriginal, and bland with very few redeeming qualities that are nigh imperceptible to detect behind its blatantly counter-progressive errata. Should Somebodycallmylawyer choose to try and salvage this, a recommendation would be to get a good proofreader/editor and cut the prologue entirely as it spoils what little potential the story has with passing mentions of the ‘canon’ plot and reveals the only point of interest of the subsequence early on. He will also need new material for a more unique plot if he wants it to intrigue a greater number of viewers and stand apart from the other Ponyearth universe fictions. Otherwise, scrap it.
Full Review
Score: 3/10
Reviewer Recommendations: See short form.
This is interesting... but try to vary it a little from the diary layout. Gets tiring quite quickly.
You know, considering that Faust worked on the Iron Giant movie, it's a good thing that none of you are turning into enormous lumbering scrapyards.
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This... I just...
You win, good madamsir.
Continue. Please!
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Don't be silly. We would each turn into assorted disparate nuts and bolts, and then after several fanfics all focusing on going to New York for some reason, we would assemble ourselves into the Iron Giant.