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Inferno demon Dash
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?
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Not sure if want, but will want anyway
Cool.
1945962 lol thanks I think hope you like it
“You bucking glued your claw to your dick!”
I can't stop laughing back there!
LOL!
holy shit dude i fucking died a little inside because of how much i was laughing
1959816 Very glad you enjoyed it so much my friend
Alright, alright. seeing as I was dragged here against my will, I was a little reluctant to start reading.
but about a paragraph in, I was all, 
then I was like 
some parts I was just 
but overall I was pretty 
. So, good job on distracting me from my watching spree to read an admittedly pretty funny fic. Consider the vote tied. 
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Thank you friend, I really don't know what people thought was wrong with this fic, I thought it was pretty funny, glad you enjoyed it though
Ready up for the 10th annual stick your dick to your stomach. Looks like spike may be your winner!
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The fact that Spike super gule his dick is funny enough...A word for the wise Spike don't go outside for a while.
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Very good advice
2094792 Right?
I love that little guy, he's my favorite of the eight pets
You'd think you be able to tell the difference between a bottle of lube and a bottle of super glue.
2108961 Heard that
Wait wait, there's something wrong here.
But I can't seem to get my hoof on it.
I'll have to give it a closer look later.
mmmmm I can onestly say its funny enough to me to like it but not to fave it, that last line though I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself XD, it was good but not great 7 out of 10 I say, good job!
American Pie was indeed an excellent series of movies. This does not quite do them justice, but I applaud the effort you put into it.
I thought it was pretty funny. Loved the character development on the pets, most notably peewee and angel bunny. Angel bunny just seems like he should be running a mafia, doesn't he?
Oblivious twilight is best twilight! (just kidding, all twilights are best twilights)
Also love the "friend crashing by for breakfast" type of personality characteristic attributed to rainbow dash. Too awesome to pay for your own food, feather-brain? This fic was an all-around good slice of life type fic. It's nice to read something that leaves you feeling good, for the moments were fun, and the tale was relate-able. (not necessarily in the specific incident, but rather the playful and fun pranking that goes on among friends.
2211454 Very glad you enjoyed it, yeah, Peewee is my favorite out of all the eight pets, even though he was only shown twice I put him in all my fics that have Spike so that others can remember him and hopefully add him in a cameo if nothing else.
Rainbow is just such a badass that I could not resisit, as for Angel, I'm honestly thinking of doing that along with the other pets but really don't want to mess it up, you know?
Twilight is just naturally awesome when she's a bit clueless
Some friends are bastards and don't deserve your friendship, others are jackasses and always have your back, I perfer jackasses
And you are right, it's always great to get a laugh or two from a friend, thank you so much for the review, you made my night
I would like to here the villans and cels and lulus reactions
2743487 What?
Oh crap,. My room mate did something very similar to me..... Except he just mixed my lube with hot sauce...... Needless to say it was rather painful...... I've long evicted him, and now live alone. Oh and nice fic dude
Well, since I promised to review here goes: Overall I laughed my flank off so hard I nearly fell from my chair
The story is a little chaotic at times with action shifting very fast but it has it's good side which is to make it more dynamic! I recommend this fic for anypony who wants to have a good laugh because the comedy in it is just so great 
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Very nice picture
3481275 I'm intrigue I thought this was a mature Fanfic in your fanfiction account.....
3481308 Thank you my friend and it is, most of my fics are being realistic or just dark as shit
3481504 And I never grew tried of those.......
3490371 Then I'm honestly hoping you enjoy the rest of my fics, I have a feeling you will enjoy them
I hope karma comes back on Peewee and Angel. >:)
Good story tho....
But.... Those pairings are so random! Rarity and Fluttershy? Pinkie Pie and Derpy? Lyra and Bon Bon.... Okay that one is normal. But those other two are very strange
3498198 Glad you enjoyed it, I'll admit, Pinkie Pie and Derpy is a bit new, even to me, might make that into a real story one day, never seen or heard of such but maybe that's a good thing, to broaden one's horizon instead of always going after the norm, for instead of going after a pairing everyone loves and getting tired of it sooner or later, you start to enjoy an angle not many would have thought of, unless of course you're a very huge fan of one pairing, for me that's Spilight, period.
Rarity and Fluttershy? No, that's not uncommon at all, many, many, many stories, some very famous have been written of the two my friend.
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Well the pinkie and Derpy one seems probable considering their personalities.
Also, I wasn't exactly saying Fluttershy and Rarity aren't uncommon, it's just the least paired out of the mane six with her, right next to Pinkie Pie
You know... i could see spike smoking if it werent a show kids watch, i mean dragons are like immune to fire and belch up smoke and fire anyway right? Plus if his teeth can handle diamond i doubt that it'd have any adverse affects there. and he'd never need a lighter lol. Ok then, this is now part of my headcanon.
3522361 Finally some one agrees to that, well I'm glad you like it and I think you'll like the rest of my fics with him in it since he smokes in all of them
And is older. Feel free to use Diseased Stallion cigarettes for your stories of you wish, they are an Equestrian brand of cigarettes after all
3500023 That's a really fair point and I can agree to that, it is a bit odd to see, guess opposites attract
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But regardless I enjoy pairing Pinkie with others the most. It's downright fun to write about her.
Also your name reminds me of the mov series on YouTube.... Wait... Are you the same person??
3524565 I can agree with that, though I prefer to write Pinkie more seriously as I can't get down how she is portrayed in the show correctly
If you like Pinkie pairings then you'll love my story, Betrayal of a dragon, not sure if I want to end it with Twilight or Pinkie Pie or none....hmmm...
And I know what you are talking about but nah, shit I wish, love those videos
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I've read that story and it both scared me and interested me. I'm itchin for more but from what I've read, it's making it seem like things are really going to go south for my hopes.... To have that happen to Twilight and Spike ignores it? That killed me a little like literally. I seriously felt like I lost a year of my life. But regardless of the outcome, I can't stop. I might just run out of years or days after I read it, but I just can't stop. So yeah. My hope is that AT LEAST Twilight's child gets born and I HOPE Spike realizes that he can't let his child go fatherless like he was....
But yeah... I did like the beat down of dash for some reason. I might get hated for it but, it really tickled me to read that part.
Also dang those videos are awesome! And hilarious! I still laugh at dress.mov and the one where Spike slaps rainbow with a shovel. Hahaha
"You didn't get me anything for my birthday. FUCKIN BIAAATTTCCHH!!"
this stuff was hilarious
but hey everyone makes mistakes 
unlike most fics yours had minimal errors but i did see one, you tried to spell vagina but put vigna
still funny as shit
This was golden though now I'm imaging what a drink and high Luna's like