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After running out of toothpaste, Twilight goes to Colgate for another tube. The dental unicorn gives her a new, powerful toothpaste that can be hazardous if handled improperly. What could possibly go wrong?
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*Sighs* Damnit Derpy...
Nice story you've got here mate,thumbed up.
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Thanks, happy you enjoyed it
Mmmm. Minty, and is good for teeth too!
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1681998 finally get to see this officially!
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That's a good question...I think the best answer would be your avatar.
I just say it's a leave it up to your imagination scenario. Sorry I didn't think it all the way through, I guess.
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I have one more short story in the editing process but hopefully soon. Plus I have a paper due tomorrow and my last formal speech on Wednesday so I'm busy but I'll try to find time.
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When the toothpaste gets in your eyes, the fluid breaks some cells, releasing enzymes. Enzymes that were kept separate now are free to mix with the sulfenic acids to produce propanethiol S-oxide, a volatile sulfur compound that wafts upward toward your eyes. This gas reacts with the water in your tears to form sulfuric acid. The sulfuric acid burns, stimulating your eyes to release more tears to wash the irritant away. It's like an onion, but it's far more severe. Try peeling tons of onions while being pepper sprayed, and that's a rough estimate.
...what the hell did I just write?
Al the above info was extracted directly from the sewer.
SHE SEEKS THE HIGHEST STAR, SUCH THAT SHE MAY BE DEVOURED AND ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE.
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WELL, THAT IS WHAT I WOULD... NOT... BE DOING IF I WASN'T SO OCCUPIED WITH... DENTAL HYGIENE!!!!
It seems like Murphy worked overtime today.
Good job, Dashie, you get a gold star.
This was hilarious!