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I MUST KNOW!!! !
oh and btw i faved and thumbed up
You about made me piss myself with laughter.
You get a favourite. I have to see where this leads!
Looks okay, but I'm put off by the lack of Spike. Is he getting left out of a ponies-only orgy AGAIN?
....
Well then. This is... interesting?
Also, the commas don't go outside the quotation marks.
All will be revealed. But, a question: clop or no clop? I've never done clop before. (well, I've never done non-clop either, but you know what I mean)
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Sorry, I'm fighting a decade of programming instinct. Will fix.
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Honestly, either will do. I'm just interested to see where this is going.
This is gonna be good.
And it's quite a refreshing change from Molestia. I'm actually surprised at how refreshing
This fic throws my whole perception of what it takes to reach the feature box into question! It's well written, has ponies in sexual situations (kind of) and Luna is involved! And yet, it remains unfeatured! Truly there is no justice in the world. The readers are fickle sometimes, I'll admit. However, I personally think this fic has less errors than most of the fics I've read, so great job! I too want to know how Celestia has been getting ponies to pone poni. a thousand years is a long time to go for any male or female creature without sex!
This made me crack up. I was at school reading this I wanted to start reading this out loud.
1000 years... that's a serious case of blue balls there!
This is shaping up to be interesting.
1455406 CLOP!!!!!!
Cloning! That has to be the answer
Luna's bringing sexy back.
My vote's for clop, but if you are not feeling it, then I think this story can be done without it too.
Celestia needs to find herself a friendly hentai tentacle monster to show her some moves.
I wanted to reveal the Terrible Secret in this chapter, but I liked the suspense of descending into the chamber and I couldn't cut Celestia's liquor collection, so I'm afraid there's a bit more teasing here.
Napalm... equine briquettes... PRICELESS!!! Effective too I imagine lol
Gotta say that this fic is among my very favorites! Now, someone call a Dr, cause I think I broke three ribs laughing so hard. Maybe Nurse Tenderheart will give me a little TLC
And then the guard leaned on the wall, "What did I do wrong?" He sobbed as the illusion faded.
Interesting, with some good humor. I love reading Luna as a "Party" pony.
Looking forward to additional chapters.
And to compensate for my own "selfless" plug, have a mustache:
My story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56820/My-Little-Claymare
So Celestia introduced the seasonal estrus?
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Oh you wonderful little tease. I'm loving this more & more
>>>As I said this, we passed out of the crystalline layer, and a myriad of magical fields swept Luna and I, verifying our identities, and therefore not dousing us with a mixture of fuel and adhesive, not igniting the concoction, not cleaving the remains into hundreds of hoof-sized pieces, not atomizing the remaining equine briquettes with a massive artificial gravity well, not transporting the pony vapor into the center of the sun, and certainly not forwarding the resulting plasma into the black hole at the center of the galaxy.>>>
Now, I know someponies are uptight about sex... but GOD DAMMIT CELESTIA!!! You'd think she was protecting KFC's secret spice recipe or something!
Sorry for the delay, but now you know the Terrible Secret of Space.
But wait, there's more...
Wat.
best line of the story so far (Do you know what ponies in my day called it when I did that? 'Thursday!'")
I know wine ages but I think after 1000 years it would turn to vinegar
I guess I was right about Celestia's balls, just that they DEFINATELY ain't blue LMAO!!!
Was this inspired by the ending of 'The Goddess Within?' Because I reacted the exact same way Luna did to that revelation. I mean, that would make 99.99% of all the pony gene pool come from Celestia.
That, good sir, was bucking hilarious.
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Wow, not consciously, but now that you mention it, maybe it was and I wasn't even aware of it?
1513429 Yeah, that sometimes happens to me. I'll be walking along humming something I thought that I made up myself, only to hear it on the radio as I pass by.
Still, though, if you explain the concept and flesh it out to a satisfying degree, there's no problem.
I just 'what the fucked " myself a little.
Ummm, two problems. One: the cake twins were not with Celestia, seen by carrot's explanation. Two: Do you know how horribly mutated and complacent that would make them? *Sees Scootaloo* Nevermind...
Somewhere in another universe, Zeus is cursing himself for not coming up with this.
As for the hows, it's bloody magic.
All of my wats
I nearly died laughing at Luna's reaction. Keep on good brony.
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You're right, but I liked this outcome more, so I ignored that minor fact. And by that, I mean "it's magic, etc."
LOL I love how it is almost impossible to shock or disgust Luna.
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I lol'd so bucking hard. I loved luna's reaction when she's starting to catch the hint about celestia fathering all those foals.
And now we see the truth: All the ponies are West Virginians....
You. Author. Your headcanon is six kinds of fucked up. You are a bad pony and you should feel bad. In other words, the world needs more awesome like this, please.
(My own brain is helpfully supplying: The biomagical cloning laboratory must have come in really useful when she was subsequently developing the spells that turned all of her alleles recessive and ensured sufficient genetic variability in her offspring. Otherwise Equestria would be a nation of white and/or inbred alicorns.)
I'm sure one or two ponies figured out 'tab A goes into slot B'
1513065 Yes, yes it would.
Dear god that was great. Royal PIMP! Ha!
This… I'd say that this got pretty strange, but it was pretty strange already.
In any case, please continue with the strangeness. Make things more stranger.
I just found a read this story, and my only criticism is that the chapters are far too short. Around 1000 words per chapter? It should really be between 2000-4000. I could see all four of these chapters combined into one chapter and calling it a prologue.
But other than that I'm loving this story. I'm interested to see where it goes from here. Is there going to be any shipping, or is this mainly going to stay focused on the hows and whys of sex as well as the reactions to it?
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I don't get a lot of time to write, so these are simply the chapter sizes I can produce. It doesn't help that I was out of my head on cold medicine when I wrote this.
I honestly don't know where things are headed. I have the next chapter in my head and an ending in the distance, but not much in between but unconnected nuggets of ideas.