Dear god that was great. Royal PIMP! Ha!

One thing though, isn't that memory charm going to make them forget the conversation?

This… I'd say that this got pretty strange, but it was pretty strange already.

In any case, please continue with the strangeness. Make things more stranger.

I just found a read this story, and my only criticism is that the chapters are far too short. Around 1000 words per chapter? It should really be between 2000-4000. I could see all four of these chapters combined into one chapter and calling it a prologue.

But other than that I'm loving this story. I'm interested to see where it goes from here. Is there going to be any shipping, or is this mainly going to stay focused on the hows and whys of sex as well as the reactions to it?

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I don't get a lot of time to write, so these are simply the chapter sizes I can produce. It doesn't help that I was out of my head on cold medicine when I wrote this.

I honestly don't know where things are headed. I have the next chapter in my head and an ending in the distance, but not much in between but unconnected nuggets of ideas.

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Well I look forward to finding out

Also I hope Celestia's spell gets some use by some other characters at some point. Especially if you do decide to include some clop.

PRESIDENT OF PRINCESS PENIS

About pissed myself on that one!

Luna is so hilarious in this, I love the puns especially the "baron of boinking."

Does Luna have the power to just give passing stallions boners? Would a stallion even know what was happening?

I say this because I have a couple of Chihuahuas, and this one time, Mario got a boner and he didn't know what was happening. He was literally running around the room with his dick dragging along the carpet behind him, yelping, with all the other Chihuahuas chasing him.

It was hilarious! And Luna could have a lot of fun trolling ponies in this way.

*reads authors note*
you know what... i'm just fine with that. It was a nice touch what you did, i think its better to just switch styles later than to re-write gold.

*reads story*
this.... is... hilarious. I love this so much. You've captured their personalities perfectly.... plus I love all dem puns.

awesome. Luna is my hero... and Twilight is a pimp

1718699 Tia said she had to "let her guard down" for it to work, so I assume she just won't this time.

"Well," Luna observed adroitly, "if Twilight Sparkle is arranging these meetings for you..."
"Yes?" Celestia leaned forward.
"Doesn't that make her..."
"Yes?"
"your...ROYAL PIMP?" Luna rolled onto her back, giggling uncontrollably.

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Frankly, I've always been in favour of replacing sex with snooker. Either that or Croquet.