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    Nightmare Moon won the first battle, but luckily the Elements of Harmony turned into guns.

    First Published
    21st Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    21st Sep 2012

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    #1 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:

    #2 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Fire the Applejack bullet and the Rarity bullet at each other and lets see where that takes us. Nice story by the way.

    #3 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I do believe my read list needs to eat this one.  It looks rather interesting.

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Epic. This is just plum epic.

    I am seriously enjoying this.

    Keep fillin' 'em with lead, Applejack.

    #6 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Uhh... Good going Fluttershy. Yep... Way to go... and... aww who am I kidding? You're now a wanted mare!:yay:

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · 2 · ·
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    “Let’s do this!” shouted Rainbow.  The rest cheered in agreement.

    LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY

    JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #8 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    That was quite possibly the most ridiculously awesome thing I've read in a very long time.

    #9 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Only 3,000 words, but I just loved it!

    You seem to know a lot about guns, dear Author. Good to see that. No obvious mistakes were found.

    I also love the way how you gave each pony their own and unique weapons, styles and likes that fit their personality. A thing too many people ignore.

    And the ending... Brilliant!

    I didn't see grammar-related errors either!

    Great job as always!

    #10 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Nice... A slightly dark tale yet not without a touch of humor...

    #11 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    OMG, this was farking EPIC!

    Celestia shows up with a minigun at the end. Luckily I wasn't drinking anything because the sheer silliness of that make me laugh out loud.

    Thumbs up and watching.

    #12 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I saw that ending coming a mile away.:rainbowlaugh:This story is awesome.

    #13 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy was just perfect at the end!:yay:

    #14 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    BRILLIANT!!!

    #15 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is pure awesome! I love it.

    I didn't expect the ending XD. :rainbowlaugh: :yay:

    #16 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #17 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    oh, hell yes.

    #18 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    two things popped into my head.

    i wanna play Cod.

    i wanna play TF2.

    I'M SO CONFLICTED!

    :pinkiesick:

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · 2 · ·
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    >>1313772

    :rainbowwild: LEEEERRRROYY JEEENKINNNNSS! *gunfire*

    :facehoof: Dear Celestia, she just flew in.

    :applejackconfused: Stick to the plan stick to the plan!

    #20 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Is it wrong to want to marry you on the spot?

    #21 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1314204

    Get in line.  There have been a couple of people propose to me over FIMFiction already.

    No, I'm not kidding.

    #22 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1314209

    Don'cha just love the internet?

    #23 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Fillies and Gentlecolts... My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

    As directed by Michael Bay and Sylvester Stallone.

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Yup. Guess that Shadowbolt wasn't feeling lucky.

    ... This is just hilarious.

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    1911s. I approve of this.

    Golden Deagle...:facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

    #26 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Dat ending...

    And respect to Carlos Hathcock, one of the most awesome snipers in history.

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    WWII Fire arms and MLP. Color me interested.

    #28 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You know how I said WII Fire Arms. I lied...

    #29 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1314362

    Yeah, I knew someone would catch the reference.

    #30 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh Fluttershy. How I want to feast on what remains of you're corpse (Not really, that's pretty disgusting. Why did I bring that up, you have permission to shoot me now).

    #31 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This entire story feels like a gun commercial. I suddenly have this incredible urge to buy an Automag. Of course, mom says that one gun is one too many, so I'm not sure how I'll convince her to let me get anouther. Especially one that costs as much as that.

    #32 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1314003 play tf2, it's so much better.

    #33 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Short, sweet, and to the point. I like it.

    #34 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Luna got better.

    Fluttershy didn't.

    #35 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    wat

    #36 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I like the story image, but the definition for Applejack is redundant. You've got liars on there twice.

    #37 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1315076

    It took me a second, but LOL

    #38 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wow.

    Me gusta.

    Anyway, I really like this story!

    Sure there was the odd spelling mistake here and there, but not enough to make a difference.

    Rarity putting a scope on a Browning M2? Hilarious.

    Celestia bashing the doors in with a minigun? Utterly priceless!

    Anyway, this is going right on my favourites.

    Great story!

    Your Faithful Student,

    --TwilitLightning

    #39 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    After a quick calculation of ballistic trajectories, Pinkie set the cannon off.

    Meaning she whipped the cannon around and fired with her eyes closed, relying on the twitch of her forehooves to properly aim the cannon for her.

    #41 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I wasn't sure at first, but I couldn't stop, and that ending was just too awesome. Well played my good sir, well played indeed.

    Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

    #42 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Good, but too short:applecry:

    #43 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You know if the show wasnt for younger crouds this would probably be the most epic what if episode EVER.

    #44 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #45 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I wasn't sure if this was going to be worth my time.

    It was. Very well written, no sentence is in the wrong spot, and I've finally figured out where all the old weapons from WWI/WWII disappeared to when they weren't recovered. :pinkiehappy:

    #46 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    If they got new weapons then it means that the Elements are useless. Other than creating weapons to begin with.

    #47 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy just ate a whole lotta lead.

    >>1314003 Play Gears of War, it's better than either.

    #48 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Great story

    But I got to point out some inaccuracies. The M249 machine gun even firing at a  Cyclic rate and Dual wielding would only have a firing rate of 1550 rounds per minute. While a M134 mini gun has a rate of fire that's 3000 rounds per minute. So Nightmare moon was taking about the rate of fire that she was putting out without landing any hits.

    But still a great story.:rainbowdetermined2::pinkiehappy:

    #49 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1315743

    Celestia, being a badass, only fired what she needed to in order to shoot down all of Nightmare Moon's bullets, and then two more to explode her guns.

    *handwave* MAGIC

    #50 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :fluttershbad: WHY FLUTTERSHY WHY!!! Love the fanfic though! WHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!:fluttercry::fluttershyouch::fluttershysad::raritycry:

    #51 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    My avatar is very pleased. :trollestia:

    #52 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well this was a nice little trip. Reminded me of Resonance of Fate somehow, which I certainly am not complaining about. :rainbowwild:

    Wish it was a little longer though.

    #53 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    The unicorn glared at her.  “Worst.  Facial.  Ever.”

    Oh ho ho dat slaps me on the knee

    #54 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    And after that incident, Chrysalis attacked Canterlot but was gunned down along with the rest of her army by dozens of 50. cal stationary machineguns mounted on the castle walls.:trollestia:

    #55 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    My OC Boomdrop approves in whole.

    Anyway, I don't necessarily... like... the ending. Poor Fluttershy.

    #56 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    this was just jaw dropping I absolutely love how you gave Rarity a scoped ma duece, when you said in the previous chapter that it was a .50 BMG I immediately thought "wait that's a maching gun not a sniper rifle" then in this chapter you confirmed it but with a scope and I then thought of that one sniper who used a set up like that i think his name was either hatchcock or hathcock. but the jaw dropping part was when fluttershy killed Luna or at least tried I dont know if she can die. but the part where she looked up at the guns pointed at her seemed like a huge cliffhanger. is there going to be more? or at least a sequal? I want to know how she will feel about killing somepony that was technically a non combatant who was possesed by an evil entity.

    #57 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I was honestly hoping Pinkie would pick a good, ass kicking, reliable gun like the S&W .500, not the bloody overrated P.O.S. Deagle.

    #58 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #59 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :facehoof: Now why did you go and do that, Snuffershy?

    SS:

    Other than the very end, great story.

    #60 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ...The hell did I just read?

    #61 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I have not been able to read any fics with a lot of action on it but this one definitely is a good read.

    #62 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Now it would all be perfect if Pinkie were to play Russian Roulette with all six chambers of her Deagle loaded.

    Also... Fluttershy...Oh you...

    #63 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    sorry but aj's kills me

    #64 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #65 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I LOVE the way Rarity ended up using a fifty-cal machine gun as a sniper rifle the same way Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock did back in Vietnam! It was just. So. Unbelievably EPIC!!! I squeed. :rainbowkiss: Time to die, darling :raritystarry:

    #66 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Is this supposed to be like some pony version of the Expendables or something

    #67 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1314949 Really, you found this confusing, you truly are mad.

    Also, main comment Here

    Whenever I look at that picture, I think that Pinkie's bullet works on Depressing, Boring or Unhappy people, unless it's tarnished, in which case it only works on the Polish. :facehoof:

    #68 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I didn't think I'd like reading this.

    I was wrong.

    I hate being right.

    #69 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1317308

    Which suits her character, doesn't it?

    AA-12

    Oh, god, not another bloody COD fanfi-

    AJ-12

    ...Okay, all is forgiven.

    #70 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Cool story bro, needs more story

    :rainbowderp::ajbemused::pinkiegasp::facehoof::duck:

    :fluttershysad:-What? What did I do?

    #71 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wow, just wow!

    #72 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Gratz on the feature!

    #73 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Clutzershy :fluttershysad:

    #74 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Me likey.

    #76 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This makes me happy.

    #77 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This is some of the best action I've read. Wait...

    Complete?:raritydespair:

    #78 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy may have just killed Luna and is now about to be blown away by her friends. I'm okay with this. :moustache:

    #79 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Awesomness!!!!!

    #80 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    It awsome dont get me wrong, but did you have to use steel rain, Thats reserved only for indrick boreale.

    #81 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Good story all round, but I can't help but feel that it's missing something...

    ...It needs more Pyro, I think.

    #82 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Well, that happened.

    #83 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    AH!  WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO CYNICAL ABOUT THIS!!! (Headdesk, headdesk headdesk, headdeak headdesk headdesk)

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    HEADDESK

    Sorry, because I like this idea, I really do, and your a good writer, I just saw SO many things to gripe about I couldn't keep quiet (though I probably should've put it in the latest chapter).

    First, spelling mistakes:  "Shooing" When talking about Rarity's talent, among a few others, but they're trivial.

    My ONLY other gripe, after that, is something that doesn't matter but it's niggling at me.  Their weapons.

    Element of harmony fire-arms that run out of ammo?  Reloading's fine I suppose but surely the elements themselves would provide more magazines, but even then reloading for them is a little, mundane, and if that bothers you, ya coulda given them weapons that covers the reloading.

    Applejack's scattergun, that's fine, family's from Appleoosa, it fits.  However Twighlight's six shooters, (six shots AND six guns)  they fit the cutie mark she has, six guns, six shots, six star points, but they are just about the clumsiest things imaginable, I can see why ya chose them, they fit, but why not swap them for M1911s for sticking to American weapons, that'd be six guns with twelve shots each, still devisable by six. That's just me though.

    Rainbow Dash's Scorpion, would it not have fit better for someone like RD to have two of these, strapped to her hooves maybe, since she doesn't seem to care about accuracy, just suppression, it fits, both light, and doesn't impede her speed like an LMG (e.g a Squad Automatic Weapon or SAW) would.

    I'm haveing trouble thinking of somethign neater than a Springfield, though maybe a rifle from later, like a Bravo-51, still bolt action though, a Barret would be a bit too big, and makes a mess.

    Pinkie's wepons are perfect, well done on picking :pinkiehappy:

    Fluttershy could do with a rethink, but I'm short on time.

    Great story, I'll be watching closely.

    Well done TNaB

    Honora Imperator

    #84 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I spent most of my time looking up pics of the guns. An all I could think when I read about Rarity's gun was "SNOIPEH!"

    #85 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The hell did I just read? It shouldn't be right to laugh and grimace simultaenously.

    Oh, TNAB wrote this? Makes more sense now. Most of the technicalities on armarments flew right over my head (I kept it down, you see, in lieu of guns) but it seems informed.

    #86 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1317982

    I just spent the last half an hour looking for a gif of the Nerada firing everything or a youtube video of same and failed miserably. Just thought you outta know. Instead, have some gun-kata

    #87 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1318203

    Guns and martial-arts, two things that combine incredibly well.

    #88 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    needs more tf2

    now for heavy saying a quote that's not his












    leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    here have some cows with guns

    #89 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    yes.....

    #90 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    A male brony's dream...guns, explosions...and ponies.:pinkiehappy:

    #91 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1317812 AA-12 is a real gun dude, that's kind of like complaining that because someone uses a Bugatti Veyron in a fanfic it must be a Forza crossover.

    #92 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now, where is my AC-1 bertie pilot...

    #93 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This was epic! But it was short.........:fluttercry:

    #94 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Heh. Rarity's weapon could be called 'The Bad Touch'. XD With the way she described it, it almost sounds like something Molestia should be doing. :3

    #95 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    *takes cigar out of his mouth* Everything is going according to plan....

    #96 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #97 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    everything has gone according to plan...let's see how the elements of harm will handle a combined assault by...ELRIC AND THE FIRE SPIRIT.Mwahahahahahahaah!

    #98 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 4d ago · 2 · ·
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    Good story so far. And btw I'm just going to leave this here.

    #99 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1317812

    see I was actually thinking more along the lines of The Expendables. towards the end of the movie, Terry Crews' character takes out a helicopter with a full-auto AA-12.

    #100 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1314114

    oh, god. why? she's dead.

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