“Rainbow, could you set up another target at two thousand yards?” asked Rarity.
The multicolored pegasus sighed. “Ever since you got that new gun, I’ve been nothing but your rangemaster. I don’t know how you can even see that far.”
Rarity smiled. “Twenty-power scope, dear. These .50 BMG bullets have plenty of momentum to reach out and touch something.”
Rainbow rolled her eyes, but took off towards the end of the range with a target. She carried a FN P90 slung on her back. It was quite a bit more effective than her old submachine gun.
Upon entering the Ponyville town hall, the six mares and Spike had discovered a mountain of weapons piled up. It seemed a shame to leave them lying there, and they had quickly rearmed themselves.
“Is that all right?” Twilight asked. The unicorn was helping Spike fit fuel tanks to his back.
“I don’t know,” answered the dragon. “I’ve never used a flamethrower before.”
“Ah’m sure you’ll get the hang of it, sugarcube,” commented Applejack. The orange mare checked the AA-12 automatic shotgun she was carrying. Rainbow had jokingly referred to it as an AJ-12.
“Has anypony seen Fluttershy?” asked Twilight.
Pinkie arrived just then. “She said something about going to practice.”
“That’s not a bad idea.” The purple unicorn glanced down at her holsters, experimentally drawing her pistols. She’d replaced each of her revolvers with another kind of Colt .45 – the Model 1911A1.
Pinkie had traded her cannon for a more portable China Lake 40mm grenade launcher. Twilight noticed the earth pony carrying a new pistol in her ridiculous shoulder holster. “Pinkie, what is that?”
The pink pony drew the enormous handgun. “Deagle, dude! It’s a Magnum Research Desert Eagle chambered in .50 caliber Action Express!” She made silly faces at herself in reflection of the pistol’s shiny gold finish.
Twilight shook her head and focused on improving her shooting proficiency. The new hardware took some getting used to, but everypony was eager to learn. The faster they ousted Nightmare Moon, the better.
oh, hell yes.
1911s. I approve of this.
Golden Deagle...
You know how I said WII Fire Arms. I lied...
Good, but too short
If they got new weapons then it means that the Elements are useless. Other than creating weapons to begin with.
I was honestly hoping Pinkie would pick a good, ass kicking, reliable gun like the S&W .500, not the bloody overrated P.O.S. Deagle.
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Which suits her character, doesn't it?
Oh, god, not another bloody COD fanfi-
...Okay, all is forgiven.
1317812 AA-12 is a real gun dude, that's kind of like complaining that because someone uses a Bugatti Veyron in a fanfic it must be a Forza crossover.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now, where is my AC-1 bertie pilot...
Heh. Rarity's weapon could be called 'The Bad Touch'. XD With the way she described it, it almost sounds like something Molestia should be doing. :3
*takes cigar out of his mouth* Everything is going according to plan....
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see I was actually thinking more along the lines of The Expendables. towards the end of the movie, Terry Crews' character takes out a helicopter with a full-auto AA-12.
too short, that was terrible
An Idiot, I now feel like.
A MASSIVE IDIOT
Edit: Although I still think my point with the Element embued guns stands.
Honora Imperator
1318581 Great idea!
Can we give Spike or one of the Mane Six a cigar to smoke? Makes everything more bad ass and good to get rid of stress. Also, really good chapter, just very short...onto the next one! And Spimeis adragon...he can breathe fire...green flames...why does he need a flame thrower?
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I could be worse, at least it wasn't one of the handful of .50 BMG pistol designs made.
(All the real ones were only single shot, and describing a weapon with an overall length of 18+ inches that, in at least one case, had grip safeties on two different grips to make sure they were not fired one handed as a 'pistol' may be a bit generous.)
Personally if you are going to give me an automatic I prefer a nice .357 SIG... much less silly, much less likely to blow through your target and the two houses behind them.
so let's take the most well known guns from popular first-person shooters and give them to ponies
I guess the premise could be worse
AA-12, one of the most powerful automatic shotguns ever, not to mention an awesome weapon, and my favorite weapon?
I was hoping to fav this at the 3rd chapter, but this is just to bloody epic.
My congratulations to the author.
1319470 He's a baby dragon. The flame thrower would have hotter flames that last longer. Granted, they wouldn't be magical green flames that send letters, but there's no one available that Spike would want to contact, anyway.
They should totally recruit that black guy with the bad-ass hello kitty M4A1. Y'know this one.d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4291812_700b.jpg He's also got a bad-ass purse.
Awesomeeeeeeeeeeee
so she has the 1911 now but she should still keep the revolvers
ehhhhhhh, i kinda preferred the .44 magnum with Pinkie, for one it's the most powerful handgun in the world if im not mistaken and the dirty harry references would be awesome!
Not bad filler and explanation of new weapons. As a part of the whole, it's okay.
Now they just need an epic vehicle to roll up in...cuz if they did:
1317308 Do you know what a S&W Model 36 once said to me? -"when I grow up, I WANNA BE A MODEL 500!"
Meh, I thought the PANCOR Jackhammer would have suited AJ better
a golden deagle in Pinkie's hooves...... hell itself shall tremble in fear
Wait. Wouldn't the Elements of Harmonybe useless at this point if they replaced all their guns? Or are they now just bullets?