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totallynotabrony

Joined February 2012
1,620 followers

Sequels

  • Millie
    In the underworld of Equestria, one mysterious pony is fearfully whispered about. Only Vinyl and Octavia know why he left a trail of destruction through the criminal ranks. Now he's back, and, well...not a he anymore.

    61,302 words · 2,380 views · 378 likes · 13 dislikes

Stories (77)

  • MVP
    Twilight finds the sports section of an ancient newspaper. The pony on the front page looks strangely familiar...

    1,763 words · 3,064 views · 305 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Night Shift
    What do you do when you've been turned into a vampire? For Cheerilee, the answer is "get a second job."
    23,047 words · 5,371 views · 504 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Regal
    Blueblood is not exactly Prince Charming. In fact, rumor gets around that he isn't very Prince-like at all. His Aunt Luna, however, sees something more.
    2,004 words · 1,484 views · 144 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Adventures of Cyborg Braeburn
    Exactly what it sounds like
    8,696 words · 2,051 views · 172 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Adventures of Vampire Cheerilee
    6,864 words · 6,007 views · 463 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Miller
    38,914 words · 4,368 views · 522 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Celestia visits the Colbert Report
    2,581 words · 10,590 views · 867 likes · 29 dislikes
  • The Adventures of Trixie if Her Father Was a Badass Alien
    48,154 words · 2,477 views · 270 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Tooth and Nail
    25,199 words · 6,454 views · 758 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Wet Dreams
    24,026 words · 3,677 views · 284 likes · 7 dislikes

Blog Posts (42)

Source

The local crime syndicate sees Miller's lack of ID as an advantage.  Before too long, our poor former human is eyeball-deep in the scum of Canterlot.  Forget going home - the challenge is trying to stay one step ahead of police, criminals, and a pair of persistent mares.

First Published
19th Nov 2012
Last Modified
26th Dec 2012

Comments ( 375 )

#1 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

#2 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

will read after sleep:pinkiehappy:

EDIT:read it any ways

#3 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

VINYL SCRATCH IS IN THIS OHMYGAWD.

Also, you misspelled 'Advantage' in the description.

#4 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1640789 That's embarassing.  Fixed.

#5 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

HEY THERE

I think this is the first totallynotabrony fic I've commented on.

And I didn't get first. :fluttershbad:

Oh well. :rainbowkiss:

THAT SAID

Dis story, me likey.

It makes me want to fall back into a field of poppies.

#6 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1640819 Thanks, although I hope those aren't opium poppies.

So have you just been hanging out on the front page all day?  I've seen you around.

#7 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1640852 I'll have to go and check "Journal", but I'm fairly certain those are opium poppies, because Kurt Cobain was a heroin addict.

I'd fall back into a field of normal(if there are any) poppies for this fic, though. :rainbowkiss:

But yeah, I've been doing that for a week or so now. It does wonders for me, I've gotten like 30 watches from it.

#9 · Chapter 1 · 73w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

I had a single question. It was a very important one. “Does the word ‘MasterCard’ mean anything to you?”

She frowned. “I think he works at the ID office.”

Ha, I loved this part.

Also, he refers to the winged ponies as pegasi before he learns that that is what they're called. How does he know?

#11 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1640897 Well, what else do you call an equine with wings?

#12 · Chapter 1 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

Pretty good first chapter. cant wait to see if Pinkie will throw a party for Miller. Keep up the good work

#13 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·
#14 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

hey dude. Miller is totally like my last name name. :pinkiehappy:

#15 · Chapter 1 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

What's this? Human to Pony done right?! It's a Christmas Hannakuah Winter-Solstice Hearths' Warming miracle!

>>1640897

The idea of referring to a horse with wings as a ‘Pegasus’ dates back to the Greeks, and it remains prominent to this day. Our culture has molded us to the point where ‘horse with wings’ is associated with the name ‘Pegasus'. Or at least, that's what my 7th grade history teacher said. Poor guy had to quit when his wife got the better paying job.

D48
#16 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

Interesting.  I will have to see where this goes.

#17 · Chapter 1 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

Former Human... now I think I have to go back and read the before story. I like it. I've been wondering if I should do something like this eventually. I'll be looking for more.

#18 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

Say ... it's Miller Time! /Linkara

#19 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
#20 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

69 hours hey? not sure if didn't know or wanted to put THAT.... and knowing the dreams series.... I think it would be the latter.....

#21 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

I am enjoying the story so far but I have to ask why in the picture his wings are so far back? Its kinda funny to look at

#22 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

Not bad, looking forward to more :pinkiehappy:

#23 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

Haven't read yet. Hopefully will later.

#24 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

*Grins* Looks to be interesting so far, I like how the character is handling the adjustment, it feels very ntural and tells a lot about him without being overly verbose. (Unlike me :derpytongue2:)

#25 · Chapter 1 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1642491

Agreed to both

#26 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

Only you can get featured for over a day and not have over a thousand views. :rainbowkiss:

#27 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

oh... interesting...

#28 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

This will be interesting:ajsmug: and I am thinking Vinyl Scratch will be the "persistent mare":trollestia:

#29 · Chapter 1 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

I would told that somepony would find me when the first payment came due.

I think you mean I was told but anyways... the main thing that really stood out to me was that Miller knew where he was, Equestira, despite never having heard of it before and there wasn't a reference to tell us how he figured out where he was. Seeing as he figured out that he was in Canterlot from the paper work I'd say that's probably the most logical place for him to realize where he is.

Anyways, I'm looking forward to reading this tale. The description sounded pretty good to me and from reading this chapter I'd say it holds some promise. :twilightsmile:

#30 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

I, uh... yeah, cool... I totally didn't need sleep... thanks...

#31 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1647384 The nurse said, I see you aren’t carrying your Equestria-issued ID that tells us for sure which pony you are.

#32 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

'Cause this is Miller!

Miller's night!

#33 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

I wasn't too sure about this, but skimming it seemed encouraging.  I've now faved for the purpose of receiving updates.  I look forward to seeing how it fleshes out!  

#34 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1640819

Inb4 epilepsy warning :trollestia:

#35 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·
#37 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 22h ago · · ·

NEW CHAPTER! YUSH :pinkiehappy:

By any chance, will there be a romance tag anytime soon? :pinkiesmile:

#38 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 22h ago · · ·

nice! date with vinyl and you didn't even try! ... sounds like a setup now...

#39 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 22h ago · · ·

>>1656527

He is still kind of looking at a certain photo time to time so I guess it's a bit early for a romance tag, no?

#40 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 21h ago · · ·

>>1656562

Awww... was so excited I forgot about her :pinkiesad2:

(If you can't tell already, I am a HUGE sucker for romance :derpytongue2:)

#41 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 21h ago · · ·

Help, I need somepony. Help, just not anypony. Help, I need someone. HELP. Great job, keep goin and stay golden^^

#42 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 20h ago · · ·

>>1656527

He has a wife.

You disgust me.

Now go to the Corner Of Shame

#44 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 18h ago · · ·

YES, YES!

This is magnificent!

#45 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 17h ago · · ·

i think u know EXACTLY what she means:ajsmug:

#46 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 17h ago · · ·

>>1656739    Fiancee.

#47 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 16h ago · · ·

>>1656819  That cone makes him look like a Unicorn.

#48 · Chapter 2 · 73w, 15h ago · · ·

Stupid fucking shit fuck ass balls magic

#49 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 15h ago · · ·

>>1657869 Magic ruins everything!

#50 · Chapter 3 · 73w, 12h ago · · ·

Huh, this is getting good!!! >:D

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