Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

"You think you know me..."

loves tiaras.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

This space for rent.

8000 soldiers!

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

Just another person who thinks that he can write!