Because if they get married, Pinkie and Applejack will actually be related.

Climb aboard, we're going sailing.

So, I know the most recent chapter of Taboo has been taking a bit longer than usual (as compared to the last few I suppose), and that's because ever since my legs started functioning as walking thingamajigs again I've been in kind of a tizzy trying to frantically make things as if I wasn't down and out for so long. It certainly magical how wonderfully screwed up things can get while my physical presence wasn't a possibility for my little minions (I feel like Yensid walking in on Mickey

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ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.

IS THIS HELL?

So I broke both my legs.

Okay, not like that, but still.

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Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be writin' some pony. If my obviously perfect plan succeeds, Taboo will be getting a waaaay overdue update

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It's legal to be this sexy again.

From the "desk" of HLJ:

Greetings fellow human beings! I hope you are celebrating your respective northern hemisphere wintertime holidays in an inoffensive manner to those around who may or may not share your same systems of beliefs.

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I Am (Not) Back!

Shout out to you bronies livin' up here in Canada. You've got a nice place 'n shrimp. It's almost a shame I'll be in Sevilla soon. Whatever.

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Well, maybe not so much.

Howdy gang, nice to see you all again. Unfortunately, our time together is coming to a close. As you might have realized, I've still been writing in my absence and I've shared with you what I've been able to cook up thus far. Originally, I was planning on taking the newest chapters down when the clock struck midnight, but something has stirred in my stone cold heart. I guess I'll leave them up, so be grateful...

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