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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Dec
27th
2012

Formally, Goodbye · 8:14am Dec 27th, 2012

Apparently it's asshole-ish to just up and leave without sayin' a word.

I didn't really know what I should do with these ten odd minutes I have, so I decided to pop in one final time and explain that I am leaving.

It's a pity, but the nature of my employment requires this.

Nothing personal. Still a fan. Just can't come around.

There is work to be done.

Bye.

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Dec
23rd
2012

Added Spaces to My Name · 5:38am Dec 23rd, 2012

Feel free to freak out about that. Change is scary.

Alternatively,

Bye!

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Dec
23rd
2012

*Spoilers Like Jagger*: Wait... Everyone Has Seen It... Again · 12:19am Dec 23rd, 2012

THERE BE SPOILERS FOR APPLE FAMILY REUNION HERE
AWAY WITH YOU, YEE WITH VIRGIN EYES










"1,2,3,4."

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Dec
21st
2012

By Royal Decree, Pee In This Cup · 6:42am Dec 21st, 2012

On a scale of whatever you want, how interested would you be in reading a story by that name? *the one in the blog title*

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Dec
19th
2012

Megaman VS Street Fighter · 4:36am Dec 19th, 2012

Just got done beating it.

Fun game... frustrating at points, but darn fun. Vega was hacks, so that part wasn't fun. The rest was fun, but Megaman is officially my least favorite Street Fighter Character and Ryu still grinds my gears.

FUN GAME THO.

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Dec
17th
2012

Your Life Is Empty And Here's Why · 3:50am Dec 17th, 2012

You've never been streaking before.

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Dec
15th
2012

*Spoilers Like Jagger*: Wait... Everyone Has Seen It · 8:07pm Dec 15th, 2012

THERE BE SPOILERS FOR WONDERBOLT ACADEMY HERE
AWAY WITH YOU, YEE WITH VIRGIN EYES










"That. Was. Awesome!"

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Dec
15th
2012

I just ARTED so hard · 8:11am Dec 15th, 2012

I would love to show you my latest masterpiece... but I can't... for reasons.

I can, however, show you in the future and I will show you in the future. It's practically perfect right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and make it even more perfecter and wait until the contents aren't so... spoilery. (No, not Wonderbolt Academy Spoilery. Great episode by the by.)

ON A SLIGHTLY RELATED NOTE,

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Dec
12th
2012

PSA: Being Productive · 10:49pm Dec 12th, 2012

Ah yes, being productive.

Believe it or not, I am productive. Sure, work around here for me is a little slow, but as for the deplorable occupation I inhabit I produce good work very quickly. My reward? Send him to the coldest place on Earth during the winter and then bring him to the most humid, hot place on Earth during the summer. Yo ho, a pirate's life for me...

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Dec
11th
2012

HLJ Gives Himself A Massive Heart Attack · 6:10am Dec 11th, 2012

HA HA HA.

I mean,

HO HO HO.

Now if I actually had a heart attack and died, who would give two shrimps?

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