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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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Dec
11th
2012

HLJ Gives Himself A Massive Heart Attack · 6:10am Dec 11th, 2012

HA HA HA.

I mean,

HO HO HO.

Now if I actually had a heart attack and died, who would give two shrimps?

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I would be sad.:fluttershysad:

598101
Well, shucks. Grab a spatula and start spreading the honey because you know the bears won't come and eat me otherwise.

598110
No, it's too late! Already dead. Put my ashes on the starship and tell the landing crew to spread them over some forsaken landscape in a far off world.

598148 Oh wait no!:fluttercry: I need that honey:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

598148
...How's New Jersey sound?:ajsmug:

598151
Tough luck pheasant pluck.

598156

Uh...

...

Yeah, that'll do.

Before you actually die... you DID name me your beneficiary on your life insurance policy I assume?
Oh, and how much does a new Porsche cost?

598183
A new Porsche costs exactly the amount of life insurance I am leaving you, but I noted in my final will and testament that if I am not buried in a new Porsche that the insurance money should be placed in a garbage can, lit on fire, and rolled down a staircase.

Also, I left that thing you wanted to that person you hate for a reason you won't forgive me for.

598194 Just tell me what staircase... I'll catch that fuckin can!

598205
I want it rolled down the 39 Steps!

If you died, who would I edit for? :raritycry:

All play and no work makes CompleteIndifference a fatass...

598771
Good point. I'd better kill you too.

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